kosmo wrote:also it's ok to beat your slaves as long as they don't die immediately.
So he doesn’t eat shellfish then ::)
post-2022 - deplorables in disarray thread
eat wrote:
Yikes….
Speaker Mike Johnson tonight: “Someone asked me today in the media, ‘People are curious, what does Mike Johnson think about any issue?’ I said, ‘Well, go pick up a Bible off your shelf and read it. That’s my worldview.”
Just like Matt Gaetz!
apparently his wife spends a lot of time on her knees
During his acceptance speech on Oct. 25, Johnson thanked his wife of over two decades, Kelly, who was at home in Louisiana.
“I want to thank my dedicated wife of almost 25 years, Kelly,” he said. “She’s not here, we couldn’t get a flight in time. This happened sort of suddenly.”
“She’s spent the last couple of weeks on her knees in prayer to the Lord. And, um, she’s a little worn out,”
During his acceptance speech on Oct. 25, Johnson thanked his wife of over two decades, Kelly, who was at home in Louisiana.
“I want to thank my dedicated wife of almost 25 years, Kelly,” he said. “She’s not here, we couldn’t get a flight in time. This happened sort of suddenly.”
“She’s spent the last couple of weeks on her knees in prayer to the Lord. And, um, she’s a little worn out,”
Mobius wrote:where in the bible is the verse about crushing up viagra and taking with redbull?eat wrote:
Yikes….
Speaker Mike Johnson tonight: “Someone asked me today in the media, ‘People are curious, what does Mike Johnson think about any issue?’ I said, ‘Well, go pick up a Bible off your shelf and read it. That’s my worldview.”
Just like Matt Gaetz!
eat wrote:
apparently his wife spends a lot of time on her knees
During his acceptance speech on Oct. 25, Johnson thanked his wife of over two decades, Kelly, who was at home in Louisiana.
“I want to thank my dedicated wife of almost 25 years, Kelly,” he said. “She’s not here, we couldn’t get a flight in time. This happened sort of suddenly.”
“She’s spent the last couple of weeks on her knees in prayer to the Lord. And, um, she’s a little worn out,”
The Monica Lewinsky response to this was fantastic… “Not Touching This”
kosmo wrote:pretty much the only reason I knew about it
The Monica Lewinsky response to this was fantastic… “Not Touching This”
the welcoming committee at the gates of hell:
OR: imagine in you're in a hotel lobby, waiting for the elevator. you hear a ding, doors open, and you're greeted by the above scene…
OR: imagine in you're in a hotel lobby, waiting for the elevator. you hear a ding, doors open, and you're greeted by the above scene…
Which Cabinet positions do you think Kid Rock and Pillow Guy will get?
Kid Rock will become the nation’s first Secretary of Entertainment while Pillow Guy will become the first ever Secretary of Sleep.
Man talk about disarray
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/rudy-giuliani-spends-his-nights-ranting-online.html
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/rudy-giuliani-spends-his-nights-ranting-online.html
They discovered some animal no one's ever seen
It was an inside trader eating a rubber tire
after running over Rudy Giuliani
It was an inside trader eating a rubber tire
after running over Rudy Giuliani
i wonder how TFG is taking this news (staff might want to keep all ketchup bottles out of his reach):
Koch Network Endorses Nikki Haley in Bid to Push G.O.P. Past Trump
The support will give Ms. Haley more organizational strength in the field as she battles Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida for the No. 2 spot in the Republican presidential race.
Koch Network Endorses Nikki Haley in Bid to Push G.O.P. Past Trump
The support will give Ms. Haley more organizational strength in the field as she battles Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida for the No. 2 spot in the Republican presidential race.
I can’t stand Haley. She sucked up to Trump so hard she probably choked. People have short memories.
Everything makes much more sense when you realize most people have Pro Wrestling Brain. You hate someone one moment, then they hit another guy with a chair, and you immediately love them. No difference in politics, except maybe less homoerotic.
Hutch wrote:
I can’t stand Haley. She sucked up to Trump so hard she probably choked. People have short memories.
nkotb wrote:This is a great try, but I don't think this is going to get Walkie to pop back up.
Everything makes much more sense when you realize most people have Pro Wrestling Brain. You hate someone one moment, then they hit another guy with a chair, and you immediately love them. No difference in politics, except maybe less homoerotic.
should have been Milf's 4 Liberty
Florida GOP Chair Christian Ziegler, husband of Moms For Liberty cofounder Bridget Ziegler, is being accused of sexual battery by a woman who alleges that the three of them were involved in a longstanding consensual three-way sexual relationship and that they may have illegally taped sex acts
Florida GOP Chair Christian Ziegler, husband of Moms For Liberty cofounder Bridget Ziegler, is being accused of sexual battery by a woman who alleges that the three of them were involved in a longstanding consensual three-way sexual relationship and that they may have illegally taped sex acts
And yet it’s the drag queens/books/liberals which are destroying the nation and family values
Ma'am
Side-hatch wrote:
should have been Milf's 4 Liberty
Florida GOP Chair Christian Ziegler, husband of Moms For Liberty cofounder Bridget Ziegler, is being accused of sexual battery by a woman who alleges that the three of them were involved in a longstanding consensual three-way sexual relationship and that they may have illegally taped sex acts
Oh come on. Look at these nice white people. This can't possibly be true.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F_oHqRLXcAAtPbG?format=jpg&name=900x900
Why do all southern men dress and look the same?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F_oHqRLXcAAtPbG?format=jpg&name=900x900
Why do all southern men dress and look the same?