post-2022 - deplorables in disarray thread

Fair warning to the JA, get out the smelling salts and make sure the fainting couch is close by

Saw this on BlueSky it’s a heck of a metric

Truth Social "lost $40 million over the past four quarters while generating a paltry $4.6 million in revenue—less than half that of an average Cheesecake Factory restaurant."
A scam for the ages
continuing my quest to post the dumbest stuff here…

"it was three buses of basketball players in town for march madness, ya EEDIOT" 

p.s. don't bother looking this one up, in terms of MAGA dumb this one was world class
“Accuse your enemies of that which you are guilty”
clearly they're not in disarray: the GOP must have so many people applying to work for them that they can afford to ask really, really idiotic questions (is it even legal to ask this??)

Was the 2020 election stolen? Job interviews at RNC take an unusual turn.
Prospective hires say agreeing with Trump’s false election claim appears to be a new litmus test for being hired by the party
karma is… a bitch?  a boomerang?  maybe i should have put this in the schadenfreude thread?

John Eastman, the former Donald Trump election lawyer behind the so-called “fake electors” scheme, was officially disbarred by the state of California today.

but wait, there's more!  during his disbarment hearing, he asked the presiding judge to pause the judgment - AKA disbarment - so he could work, as a lawyer, to raise the funds required to pay his $3M in legal fees  ;D ;D ;D
sweetcell wrote:
karma is… a bitch?  a boomerang?  maybe i should have put this in the schadenfreude thread?

John Eastman, the former Donald Trump election lawyer behind the so-called “fake electors” scheme, was officially disbarred by the state of California today.

but wait, there's more!  during his disbarment hearing, he asked the presiding judge to pause the judgment - AKA disbarment - so he could work, as a lawyer, to raise the funds required to pay his $3M in legal fees  ;D ;D ;D


Do we need a chutzpah thread?
well this is an innovative approach to fundraising:

Trump campaign asks for cut of candidates’ fundraising when they use his name and likeness

party first, huh?

this guy comes up with the best excuses, the best: "Trump officials insisted that the purpose of the 5 percent request was not to raise money for themselves but rather to dissuade “scammers” from using Trump’s brand without his permission and diluting his ability to raise cash."
sweetcell wrote:
well this is an innovative approach to fundraising:

Trump campaign asks for cut of candidates’ fundraising when they use his name and likeness

party first, huh?

this guy comes up with the best excuses, the best: "Trump officials insisted that the purpose of the 5 percent request was not to raise money for themselves but rather to dissuade “scammers” from using Trump’s brand without his permission and diluting his ability to raise cash."


So, half-tithing…
^ historical catholic reference for the win!

are you implying that trump only considers himself a demi-god?
sweetcell wrote:
^ historical catholic reference for the win!

are you implying that trump only considers himself a demi-god?


He's so goddamn humble….
nkotb wrote:
Incredible that, in this country, murdering animals sets you on one of two paths: serial killer or elected official

Justin wrote:
Trump VP contender Kristi Noem writes of killing dog – and goat – in new book



Doesn't Biden's dog earn treats for biting Secret Service officers?
No animals were harmed here.  Plus, the dog biting secret service (basically the POTUS police) is obviously a good thing…it's heroic

Space wrote:
Doesn't Biden's dog earn treats for biting Secret Service officers?
Space wrote:
nkotb wrote:
Incredible that, in this country, murdering animals sets you on one of two paths: serial killer or elected official

Justin wrote:
Trump VP contender Kristi Noem writes of killing dog – and goat – in new book



Doesn't Biden's dog earn treats for biting Secret Service officers?
We're awfully close to Space/Rhett becoming the first boardie with TWO 10,000+ post accounts. Truly a statistical milestone!
Three times over 10k!!

Don’t forget Charlie Nakastetes pro gopher!