Why did I think you once posted a picture of yourself and two kids and you were all white? Maybe I'm mentally attaching the picture I'm thinking of to the wrong person.
A rolling compendium of everything Julian eats: a guide to healthy living
I'm sorry, but guys like that don't post on music message boards
I'm calling bullshit on that
Take a photo with just the word relaxer on your abs and I'll believe you
I'm calling bullshit on that
Take a photo with just the word relaxer on your abs and I'll believe you
- [li]A jolly rancher[/li]
Sidehatch wrote:
I'm sorry, but guys like that don't post on music message boards
I'm calling bullshit on that
Take a photo with just the word relaxer on your abs and I'll believe you
The lighting sucks in our bathroom so the abs picture I took isn't that good. But the tattoo is consistent with my photos.

And now I will stop posting pictures of my anatomy.
as someone who has met Relaxer IRL, i assure that is him. those pix are legit.
nope, it applies to anyone with broad shoulders an above-average muscle mass. at my peak of my gym'ing and running, my BMI was 26. for me to get below 25, i would need to weight less than 179. that won't work on my frame, at least not in a healthy way.
BMI applies to a very average build. if you're a gazelle - long body, low muscle mass - a BMI below 25 could still be unhealthy.
Julian, wrote:
There are certain folks (such as yourself if that photo is legit) who are clearly swole and BMI doesn't apply to. This applies to 0.0003% of all people with a >25 BMI.
nope, it applies to anyone with broad shoulders an above-average muscle mass. at my peak of my gym'ing and running, my BMI was 26. for me to get below 25, i would need to weight less than 179. that won't work on my frame, at least not in a healthy way.
BMI applies to a very average build. if you're a gazelle - long body, low muscle mass - a BMI below 25 could still be unhealthy.
sweetcell wrote:
as someone who has met Relaxer IRL, i assure that is him. those pix are legit.
Ok I stand corrected and am also impressed
Relaxer wrote:I feel like this entire thread just became justified because it lead to this moment.
And now I will stop posting pictures of my anatomy.
- [li]A second Jolly rancher[/li]
That pic of julian on social media looked as though he could spare a few pounds.
I've had two hot dogs, French fries, and a soda pop today. Let memorial day weekend begin, my friends.
I've had two hot dogs, French fries, and a soda pop today. Let memorial day weekend begin, my friends.
Relaxer wrote:
And now I will stop posting pictures of my anatomy.
that's fine. you weren't posting pix of the part of your anatomy that most people here were interested in anyways.
Nuke wrote:grateful wrote:
Whoa. That's poison in a bag. Thirteen, extruded,deep friedOven Baked(!), and vacuum sealed ingredients. In every 28 grams, roughly equivalent to 15 "curls" or 1/8th of the bag you get:
10 grams of fat (36 percent of each bite)
15 grams of carbs (54 percent of each bite)
2 grams of non-nutritive substance (7 percent of each bite)
1 gram of protein (4 percent of each bite)
And that's only if you eat 1/12th of the bag. More likely you're eating 1/2 of the bag at a time, so 40 grams of fat, 60 grams of sugar, 4 grams of protein and 8 grams of undigestible, yet somehow edible foodstuff.
Plus they're not even curls. They're straight. But they're damn good.
Yes. they. are. damn. good. I ate a little and brought the rest to work so all could share in trying to digest the indigestible.
Edit:
- [li]salad with onions and homemade sun dried tomato and basil dressing[/li]
[li]cup of minestrone soup[/li]
from now on, you will forever be known, as, black relaxer.
- [li]pita bread with sundried tomatoes and artichoke[/li]
[li]tomato bisque [/li]
- [li]vodka soda[/li]
[li]hummus plate with veggies, told them to hold the garlic bread [/li]
[li]steamed broccoli[/li]
- [li]rum and diet coke[/li]
[li]vegan hot dog [/li]
Vegan hot dog is not food.
- [li]spaghetti[/li]
grateful wrote:
Vegan hot dog is not food.
tru dat!