This might help
https://medlineplus.gov/colonoscopy.html
https://medlineplus.gov/colonoscopy.html
Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
The procedure is not a big deal; its the "prep," that is the shit(ting).
challenged wrote:It does seem like a good way to lose a few pounds before a big event.
The procedure is not a big deal; its the "prep," that is the shit(ting).
Julian, wrote:challenged wrote:It does seem like a good way to lose a few pounds before a big event.
The procedure is not a big deal; its the "prep," that is the shit(ting).
Please refer to my earlier post in possibly another thread about the gratification of having an ass that functions as a hose for a 12 hour period or so.
Yada wrote:We all suffer for fashion.Julian, wrote:challenged wrote:It does seem like a good way to lose a few pounds before a big event.
The procedure is not a big deal; its the "prep," that is the shit(ting).
Please refer to my earlier post in possibly another thread about the gratification of having an ass that functions as a hose for a 12 hour period or so.
Julian, wrote:
How do they check for prostate cancer?
Everyone can relax. Checking for Prostate cancer is now put off until 50.
But, since you asked, they stick two fingers up your ass and measure the size and shape of your prostate. If they find irregularities, then you may get a colonoscopy, but more like an MRI.
Enjoy your lunch.
I just did the c procedure a coupla weeks ago. Prep (squirting, hose-like) is not the same as diarrhea, although certainly similar. No food the day before is of course a challenge but doable. Procedure at GW Hosp was super easy and well administered. A few polyps got found and tested. I'm all good for 7-10 years…
vansmack wrote:Julian, wrote:
How do they check for prostate cancer?
Everyone can relax. Checking for Prostate cancer is now put off until 50.
But, since you asked, they stick two fingers up your ass and measure the size and shape of your prostate. If they find irregularities, then you may get a colonoscopy, but more like an MRI.
Enjoy your lunch.
well how can i enjoy my tacos when they are all over the computer now?
My father died in August from colon cancer, after never having a colonoscopy. Don't mess around. Get this done when you're supposed to.
:'(
sorry to hear that grateful
obviously this is quite a serious topic that is ripe for 'locker room' jokes
sorry to hear that grateful
obviously this is quite a serious topic that is ripe for 'locker room' jokes
Space wrote:
This is the most depressing thread ever.
I got a physical at 42 and promised myself to get one every year thereafter. It's seven years later and I still haven't gotten another…as I start approaching the age in life where shit is more likely to go wrong.
i got a "physical" last year.. seemed pretty easy… i assume if you have a primary care physician you go in every year….
I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass…
Bad wrote:
I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass…
that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice…just shoves it right in there
Da'Hatch wrote:Bad wrote:
I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass…
that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice…just shoves it right in there
yeah I'm not into that…
if he bought me a drink and told me my hair looked nice …..
Bad wrote:Da'Hatch wrote:Bad wrote:
I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass…
that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice…just shoves it right in there
yeah I'm not into that…
if he bought me a drink and told me my hair looked nice …..
A little but of lube goes a long way.
My primary care physician is a hot Indian woman. It might be time for me to schedule a physical.
Space wrote:Bad wrote:Da'Hatch wrote:Bad wrote:
I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass…
that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice…just shoves it right in there
yeah I'm not into that…
if he bought me a drink and told me my hair looked nice …..
A little but of lube goes a long way.
My primary care physician is a hot Indian woman. It might be time for me to schedule a physical.
It DOES make a difference.
Bad wrote:Da'Hatch wrote:Bad wrote:
I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass…
that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice…just shoves it right in there
yeah I'm not into that…
if he bought me a drink and told me my hair looked nice …..
You straight people, ask for so much.
That one time, Rodney from The Dead Milkmen held up a picture of my colonscopy at the 930 Club.
Did I do this right?
Did I do this right?
Luck,y
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