vansmack wrote:My God almighty! My God almighty! He killed him! As God is my witness, he is broken in half!Space wrote:
My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass." (I think I read that 85% of gastroentologists are men.)
She'll be asleep for the procedure, just like half the time she's having sex with you.
Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
SoldMyPoll4RnR wrote:Space wrote:so by that logic, would it be OK if Julian stuck that wand up her ass?
My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass."
also there is the poop in a box method that you can do in the privacy of your own Loo
That method is not nearly as accurate, right? That's the method her uncle used.
After going through a three month prostate cancer scare earlier in the year, to the point of having to get a biopsy that eventually proved me negative…I'm all for accuracy?
I pooped in the box and then mailed it. I have completed my life's goals.
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside it's my poop in a box
It's in a box
Take a look inside it's my poop in a box
It's in a box
Space wrote:so yes, not as accurate and really sorry that happened to her uncle
That method is not nearly as accurate, right? That's the method her uncle used.
I don't think colon cancer is a genetic/hereditary thing as much as it is you have a diet of mostly meat/processed food
ok 3% of them are inherited
colorectal cancer is caused by an inherited genetic condition called Lynch syndrome, also known as hereditary nonpolyposis colorectal cancer or HNPCC. About 3% (1 in 30) of colorectal cancer cases are due to Lynch syndrome.
SoldMyPoll4RnR wrote:Space wrote:so yes, not as accurate and really sorry that happened to her uncle
That method is not nearly as accurate, right? That's the method her uncle used.
I don't think colon cancer is a genetic/hereditary thing as much as it is you have a diet of mostly meat/processed food
ok 3% of them are inherited
colorectal cancer is caused by an inherited genetic condition called Lynch syndrome, also known as hereditary nonpolyposis colorectal cancer or HNPCC. About 3% (1 in 30) of colorectal cancer cases are due to Lynch syndrome.
Soy maybe as a pescetarian who was veg for a number years, i shouldn't even be bothering .
Space wrote:
Soy maybe as a pescetarian who was veg for a number years, i shouldn't even be bothering .
lol, funny typo
(or maybe you're practicing your spanish?)
Space wrote:please don't take medical advice from me…at very least poop in a box and send it Cock
Soy maybe as a pescetarian who was veg for a number years, i shouldn't even be bothering .
I have mine next week, I'll be sure to keep you all updated
Yada wrote:some post poo banter
I have mine next week, I'll be sure to keep you all updated
Starting my prep…
Yada wrote:Could take awhile — you’ve always been full of shit.
Starting my prep…
hope you gorged yourself on burgers and beer beforehand.
we will keep you in our thoughts… as we gorge ourselves on burgers and beers tonight and tomorrow morning.
we will keep you in our thoughts… as we gorge ourselves on burgers and beers tonight and tomorrow morning.
Julian, wrote:Yada wrote:Could take awhile — you’ve always been full of shit.
Starting my prep…
You know nothing about my shit!
sweetcell wrote:
hope you gorged yourself on burgers and beer beforehand.
we will keep you in our thoughts… as we gorge ourselves on burgers and beers tonight and tomorrow morning.
My last meal was a meatball sub.
Yada wrote:Julian, wrote:Yada wrote:Could take awhile — you’ve always been full of shit.
Starting my prep…
You know nothing about my shit!
I think we have a well documented feed of it
did you get a bidet?
32oz in… rumblings
Yeesh. I'm drinking a Heady Topper in your honor. You'll make it through this, man.
grateful wrote:
Yeesh. I'm drinking a Heady Topper in your honor. You'll make it through this, man.
Ima gonna guess Yada looks down on Heady at this point. im also going to ask, Where'd you get it?