Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread

the whole thing makes me want to puke…you'd think we could do better..

i wonder when i'll have to get one? i'm 45…i guess before year end i have to see my primary care physician

Sitting in the hospital room. With the funny hospital gown on with my butt exposed. About to head in for the procedure. Wish me luck.

walkie,talkie wrote:
Sitting in the hospital room. With the funny hospital gown on with my butt exposed. About to head in for the procedure. Wish me luck.

Lotsa luck Walkie!  How'd the prep go last night?

The prep, was god awful.  I think it will be a long while before I sit on a toilet again.

good luck man

walkie,talkie wrote:
The prep, was god awful.

Worst part, by far.

I have a good Doctor if anyone needs a recommendation… I think he was even on TV a few months ago and got huge ratings..

hey…now you can do it yourself with your smartphone
https://phoneendoscope.com/
only $19.99

doesn't come with lube :)

My results came back. There was a polyp which was removed but it was non-cancerous. Hooray for me. But with my family history I have to have one done every three to five years. Hopefully by then they will make that prep a little better.

The thing that still sticks out regarding the entire experience, was in the instructions for the prep, it said if need be you can apply Vaseline to your asshole

Sounds like my history.  I had to get a 2nd one after 3 months.  Then 3 years, now 5 years.  Next month will be #5.

walkie,talkie wrote:
The thing that still sticks out regarding the entire experience, was in the instructions for the prep, it said if need be you can apply Vaseline to your asshole

Must. . . not. . . make. . . joke. . .

Would, be inapp, ropriate.

damn walkie i'm glad you're ok! good job going through with the colonoscopy. well done.

walkie,talkie wrote:
Hopefully by then they will make that prep a little better.

Take the pill, buy the heated Toto seat with the warm water bidet.  It's a life saver….

vansmack wrote:

walkie,talkie wrote:
Hopefully by then they will make that prep a little better.

Take the pill, buy the heated Toto seat with the warm water bidet.  It's a life saver….

Pricey.  I bought a non-heated one but didn't install it yet.  Should be refreshing!

shemptiness wrote:

Pricey. 

No, this one is the pricey one.

vansmack wrote:

shemptiness wrote:

Pricey. 

No, this one is the pricey one.

why doesn't HD provide a pic of those things with the lid up?  or some sort of graphical representation of how it will work, where water will go, etc?  i need way more visual information before i'm ready to buy.  as far as i can tell, these are very expensive toilet seat lids.

I found it

sweetcell wrote:
why doesn't HD provide a pic of those things with the lid up?  or some sort of graphical representation of how it will work, where water will go, etc?  i need way more visual information before i'm ready to buy.  as far as i can tell, these are very expensive toilet seat lids.

Do I have to do everything for you sad lot?

https://washlet.totousa.com/how-it-works

figures this would be my most succesful thread.. ::)

There have been some good post in just the past few days, but I'm donning a PTOW on that