Cock wrote:you could have just said, to everyone on the board
For the old fucks on the board:
Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
grateful wrote:Cock wrote:
For the old fucks on the board:
https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/09/health/colonoscopy-cancer-death-study/index.html
When the study authors restricted the results to the people who actually received colonoscopies – about 12,000 out of the more than 28,000 who were invited to do so – the procedure was found to be more effective. It reduced the risk of colorectal cancer by 31% and cut the risk of dying of that cancer by 50%.
I always feel like these articles that question colon and prostate cancer screening are bought and paid for by insurance companies….who don't want to pay for ANYTHING.
King wrote:I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.Cock wrote:you could have just said, to everyone on the board
For the old fucks on the board:
Julian, wrote:King wrote:I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.Cock wrote:you could have just said, to everyone on the board
For the old fucks on the board:
so MORE than twice the age of the avg audience member at the All Things Go fest
Old, but not so old that you are getting AARP mailers
Julian, wrote:King wrote:I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.Cock wrote:you could have just said, to everyone on the board
For the old fucks on the board:
Signed, younger than the average boardie, however, due to GI issues both genetically and probably brought on by myself, I've had a colonoscopy and have one coming up in November!
Julian, wrote:King wrote:I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.Cock wrote:you could have just said, to everyone on the board
For the old fucks on the board:
You're under 35?
https://www.healio.com/news/gastroenterology/20171030/colon-cancer-screening-should-begin-at-age-45-per-new-study
Space wrote:Oh, no, I thought the age was still fifty.Julian, wrote:King wrote:I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.Cock wrote:you could have just said, to everyone on the board
For the old fucks on the board:
You're under 35?
https://www.healio.com/news/gastroenterology/20171030/colon-cancer-screening-should-begin-at-age-45-per-new-study
Too funny, that this thread popped back up today. I am currently doing the pre op paperwork for my 2nd colonoscopy in a couple of weeks.
So looking forward to the prep, which hasn't changed since my last one. So looking forward, to having my he-cunt exposed for all to see.
So looking forward to the prep, which hasn't changed since my last one. So looking forward, to having my he-cunt exposed for all to see.
The medical/pharmaceutical community - change the standards-make a ton more $$$.
Julian, wrote:Space wrote:Oh, no, I thought the age was still fifty.Julian, wrote:King wrote:I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.Cock wrote:you could have just said, to everyone on the board
For the old fucks on the board:
You're under 35?
https://www.healio.com/news/gastroenterology/20171030/colon-cancer-screening-should-begin-at-age-45-per-new-study
this thread should probably be pinned to the top of the forum
This thread saves lives….
Starsky wrote:FFTY
This thread spreads butt cheeks….
Starsky wrote:
This thread saves lives….
My father died of colon cancer, after never having had a colonoscopy, so yeah.
I am so sorry for that….awareness definitely saves lives
I am kind of paranoid cause my doctors are telling me to wait til next year because of my cancer..and I have eaten a lot of red meat 🥩
I am kind of paranoid cause my doctors are telling me to wait til next year because of my cancer..and I have eaten a lot of red meat 🥩
Grateful, I'm very sorry to hear that. It's a real risk
If the cancer is diagnosed at a localized stage, the survival rate is 91%
It's expected to cause about 52,580 deaths during 2022.
Hence early detection is key
If the cancer is diagnosed at a localized stage, the survival rate is 91%
It's expected to cause about 52,580 deaths during 2022.
Hence early detection is key
Got mine tomorrow. Wish me luck. I really wish I could have some lunch.
My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass." (I think I read that 85% of gastroentologists are men.) This in spite of the fact that her uncle, who never had a colonoscopy, died from colon cancer a couple of months ago. Sigh.
My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass." (I think I read that 85% of gastroentologists are men.) This in spite of the fact that her uncle, who never had a colonoscopy, died from colon cancer a couple of months ago. Sigh.
Nobody wants that but people still get them
Space wrote:so by that logic, would it be OK if Julian stuck that wand up her ass?
My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass."
also there is the poop in a box method that you can do in the privacy of your own Loo
Space wrote:
My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass." (I think I read that 85% of gastroentologists are men.)
She'll be asleep for the procedure, just like half the time she's having sex with you.
BOOM!