good point pornoman, and this is pretty useless as we're just screaming past each other at this point … but, sonick, i do have a good understanding of hockey .. admittedly it's not on the same level for me as basketball, baseball, and football – but i know more about the sport than the average fan … my friend is a beat writer for the south florida sun sentinel covering the panthers, and we talk a lot of hockey …
the Penguins are STILL gonna suck
Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:The Florida Panthers do not count as a hockey team in any way, shape, or form.
my friend is a beat writer for the south florida sun sentinel covering the panthers, and we talk a lot of hockey …
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:wow, that's hilarious … when i was watching the penguins get the shit kicked out of them in the eastern conference finals, i thought i was watching the panthers play, i guess it was just a football team that got lost
Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:The Florida Panthers do not count as a hockey team in any way, shape, or form.
my friend is a beat writer for the south florida sun sentinel covering the panthers, and we talk a lot of hockey …
i have this great memory of tom barrasso having to duck under the net as hundreds of rats rained onto the ice … such a fun series to be at, had to hide rats in our hats and stuff …
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:I don't want to get involved in this (but it's been fun to read) because there is no winner. But most hockey coaches call a timeout to strategize in the most curcial of moments, so you analogy of 60 minutes of strategy is completely misplaced. Sometimes, that 30 seconds in between plays in football is when most of the strategy actually happens.
for every 8 seconds of action in football, there's ~32 seconds of inactivity, therefore, by that ratio, in a one hour contest, there's 12 minutes of actual preformance/decision making. By contrast, hockey players have to do a full 60 minutes of decision making/decision carrying-out, and on the fly no less. So clearly, quantifiably, there's more strategy, just by pure numbers, in hockey.
But again, there is no winner in this argument. I just wanted to point out your flawed logic.
Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:and you were 15 when that happened? wow! puberty and the Stanley cup finals. must have been a great year for you!
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:wow, that's hilarious … when i was watching the penguins get the shit kicked out of them in the eastern conference finals, i thought i was watching the panthers play, i guess it was just a football team that got lost
Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:The Florida Panthers do not count as a hockey team in any way, shape, or form.
my friend is a beat writer for the south florida sun sentinel covering the panthers, and we talk a lot of hockey …
i have this great memory of tom barrasso having to duck under the net as hundreds of rats rained onto the ice … such a fun series to be at, had to hide rats in our hats and stuff …
Originally posted by vansmack:I agree it's flawed (flawd?) but that's sort of my intention, because I was just showing that if allowed to frame issues without rebuttal, we can make anything look like anything.
I just wanted to point out your flawed logic.
His analogy is equally as flawed; football has 250 plays per game? Couldn't I argue that there's a near infinite number of decisions/plays going on in a hockey game? My contention isn't even that hockey is more of a thinking game then football but just that this idea that "football is the chess of athletic competition" and everything else is way below it is absurd.
Originally posted by sonickteam4:nope, i was 14 for that series (had a couple of months before my birthday) … and yeah, 1996 was a pretty damn good year for me, come to think of it
and you were 15 when that happened? wow! puberty and the Stanley cup finals. must have been a great year for you!
i can see you people at sporting events with your stop watches going "heres when the strategy happens"
nice.
nice.
Originally posted by sonickteam4:I can see you watching the Vancouver Canucks getting their ass kicked the Columbus Blue Jackets on ESPN (or, soon, OLN) and ripping your shirt in two screaming, "Oh, for the glory of mother Canada! I shall avenge thee," and boycotting any stores that happen to sell jackets that are blue.
i can see you people at sporting events with your stop watches going "heres when the strategy happens"
Originally posted by sonickteam4:yep, i have three on each arm, then an old-fashioned one with a chain that goes in the front pocket of my three piece suit … it's a tough business, but someone has to quantify the strategy
i can see you people at sporting events with your stop watches going "heres when the strategy happens"
nice.
only real issue i run into is trying to juggle those big draft beers with all my stopwatches … still trying to find a system for that …
Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:Perhaps this just seems obvious to me as the board's resident faux-celeb porn connoisseur, but may I suggest you make use of the penis?
only real issue i run into is trying to juggle those big draft beers with all my stopwatches … still trying to find a system for that …
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:genius!! my problems are finally solved … just need to find a steady supply of viagra, keeping an erection for three+ hours is getting hard for me in my old age
Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:Perhaps this just seems obvious to me as the board's resident faux-celeb porn connoisseur, but may I suggest you make use of the penis?
only real issue i run into is trying to juggle those big draft beers with all my stopwatches … still trying to find a system for that …
Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:duh. beer hat with straws.
only real issue i run into is trying to juggle those big draft beers with all my stopwatches … still trying to find a system for that …
Originally posted by thatguy:that's why i love this forum … practical solutions to my every-day problems … muchas gracias …
Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:duh. beer hat with straws.
only real issue i run into is trying to juggle those big draft beers with all my stopwatches … still trying to find a system for that …
Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:Any ideas on what I should eat for lunch?
that's why i love this forum … practical solutions to my every-day problems … muchas gracias …
Originally posted by vansmack:duh. beer hat with straws.
Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:Any ideas on what I should eat for lunch?
that's why i love this forum … practical solutions to my every-day problems … muchas gracias …
thanks for getting this back on topic!
Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:i thought you liked it cause no one can smack the shit out of you when you say ridiculous things and act like a twerp?
that's why i love this forum …
Originally posted by Shadrach:He likes Ziggy that much huh?
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