Celebrity Crime & Scandal Blog

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Screech is going to the Pokey

Jared of Subway fame,  investigated on child porn charges by the feds.

http://fox59.com/2015/07/07/federal-authorities-raid-home-of-subway-spokesman-jared-fogle/

I suspect I am going to be following this story with delighted attention. NO MEANS NO

http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/2007-05-09/bwe-exclusive-jared-fogle-the-pornography-guy/

From Relaxer's link:

In fact, what got Jared hooked on Subway in the first place was laziness. The sandwich chain had opened a branch on the first floor of Jared?s dorm, and what with his busy porn company, Jared began eating the sandwiches out of extreme laziness. It was the closest fast food available! Just imagine how different our lives would be if an Arby?s had opened up there instead? We?d probably be watching Jared on some TLC special about how he hasn?t gotten out of bed for 6 years.

Just think if it had been a Chipotle! He'd be the healthiest person alive! Bullets would bounce right off his body, sculpted to perfection by 6,000 calories of healthiness a day!

Or what if he'd lived above this



If so, today we'd be waking up to headlines that Jared got arrested for raping a sandwich.

"C'mere you dirty little bitch"

we love you, relaxer.

Relaxer wrote:
Or what if he'd lived above this



If so, today we'd be waking up to headlines that Jared got arrested for raping a sandwich.

Wow they have a store called Kid Sex Change? 

jared from subway . . . the definition of guilty until proven innocent, and then still guilty, in the eyes of a trash crazed journalism culture which needs to make fun of anybody because their own lives are miserable fuck fests of failures.  'merica and its twenty four hour news crammed down your throat. 

Wrestling legend Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka charged in girlfriend's 1983 death
http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-jimmy-snuka-grand-jury-announcement-20150901-story.html

killsaly wrote:
Wrestling legend Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka charged in girlfriend's 1983 death
http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-jimmy-snuka-grand-jury-announcement-20150901-story.html

Dang…he was one of my favorites in the 80's
think I even saw him at a match at my high school (the samos too)

72 year old with stomach cancer going to jail…just seems odd

Read that entire article and not once did it mention Vince in the cover up.  He paid his legal bills and everything…

Celebrity crime of fashion: Is Johnny turning into a porky midget?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2912691/Johnny-Depp-arrives-Jimmy-Kimmel-Live-fiancee-Amber-Heard-despite-rumours-cold-feet-wedding.html

http://www.wmur.com/entertainment/trek-actress-charged-with-indecent-exposure/35293374?utm_campaign=wmur9&utm_content=55f9144b04d3017436000001&utm_medium=FBPAGE&utm_source=trueanthem



Poor kids

Nuke wrote:
http://www.wmur.com/entertainment/trek-actress-charged-with-indecent-exposure/35293374?utm_campaign=wmur9&utm_content=55f9144b04d3017436000001&utm_medium=FBPAGE&utm_source=trueanthem



Poor kids

but the truth is Kes, an alien from a mentally advanced race with only a nine-year lifespan. The series aired from 1995 to 2001.
So she's really dying and I think this is part of it.  Appears shes waaaay past expiration too

also hard to believe these two photos are of the same person

http://www.tmz.com/2015/09/22/azealia-banks-flight-homophobic-slur-delta-video/ ;

bearman wrote:
http://www.tmz.com/2015/09/22/azealia-banks-flight-homophobic-slur-delta-video/ 

to be honest I don't tolerate bitchassness either…