HoyaSaxa03
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
April 01, 2009 at 10:20 PM UTC
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vansmack
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
April 01, 2009 at 10:22 PM UTC
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sweetcell wrote: way too salty for my taste. the looks on some of the vegetarians' faces were priceless.
I've heard this. I'm not a big fan of the BBQ sauce, but I've been told that without it, the salt would kill you.
I still think venerable and I will make this some day (and by "venerable and I," I really mean he will, and I'll drink booze and fondle the iPod).
nkotb
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
April 02, 2009 at 01:26 PM UTC
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Not a perfect food, but definitely a perfect sleeping quarters:

Tauntaun Sleeping Bag
In the sub-zero wasteland of the planet Hoth, only the strong survive… and of course those lucky Jedi protected by the thick skin of a Tauntaun. Now after exhaustive movie viewing research and analysis ThinkGeek Labs has isolated the exact synthetic compounds needed to re-create Tauntaun fur. What have we done with this supreme knowledge? Created a Tauntaun sleeping bag of course.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tauntaun.html
demsrock
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
April 02, 2009 at 04:05 PM UTC
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This forum is like a soap opera. I can stop reading for a few months, come back, and there are no new storylines. You guys are still talking about food, beer prices, scalping, wilco and festivals, there's no need to play catch-up, I don't feel out of the loop. I love it.

walkonby
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
April 02, 2009 at 04:45 PM UTC
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soap opera? . . . . ooh ooh, can i play the gay guy who dies, comes back to life in a dream sequence then shows up later as lady ga ga?
godsshoeshine
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
April 02, 2009 at 04:54 PM UTC
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6949 wrote:

my cat has the same reaction to bacon
Relaxer
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
April 02, 2009 at 05:55 PM UTC
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godsshoeshine wrote:
6949 wrote:

my cat has the same reaction when I step out of the shower
jd930
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
April 02, 2009 at 06:02 PM UTC
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kosmo wrote:
Ok how the a real life most perfect food from the "This is why you're fat" blog
Bacon Wrapped Meatloaf with a layer of Mac and Cheese in the middle
I just emailed that link to someone yesterday with a subject along the lines of "OMG this looks so fucking good!" Having seen it again within two days must be a sign from the heavens that I need to make it.
El Tee
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
April 02, 2009 at 06:05 PM UTC
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HoyaSaxa03 wrote:

I prefer Naked:

And I LOVE prickly pear lemonade by Bolthouse:

Separately, I don't really like big chain restaurants, esp. Cheesecake Factory, but we had a work function and for appetizers, they served mac-n-cheese balls. (balls of mac-n-cheese, breaded and slightly baked or fried.) Yum - but rich! Anyone else try them?
sweetcell
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
April 02, 2009 at 06:56 PM UTC
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Love bacon and all its goodness? Want to spice things up in the bedroom? Well, you?re sure to love this new product, baconlube? . baconlube is a delicious personal lubricant designed to ?keep it sizzlin??. Now you can have your cake and eat it too.
Please note that the product is still undergoing FDA testing, although the makers feel confident that it will be fast-tracked given that pigs have been using something very similar to this as a breeding enhancer for years with no ill effects.
(posted yesterday on failblog.org)
Relaxer
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
April 02, 2009 at 07:03 PM UTC
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When You're Not Quite Ready to Insert Bacon Strips Into Your Girl's Vagina…
kosmo
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
April 02, 2009 at 07:20 PM UTC
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takes porkin' to a whole new level
thatguy
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
April 05, 2009 at 03:42 PM UTC
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jd930 wrote:
kosmo wrote:
Ok how the a real life most perfect food from the "This is why you're fat" blog
Bacon Wrapped Meatloaf with a layer of Mac and Cheese in the middle
I just emailed that link to someone yesterday with a subject along the lines of "OMG this looks so fucking good!" Having seen it again within two days must be a sign from the heavens that I need to make it.
i just got back from a cruise. i had the great pleasure of discovering something that i think can make this even better: run hot dogs through the middle of the loaf.
beetsnotbeats
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
April 05, 2009 at 05:46 PM UTC
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thatguy wrote:
jd930 wrote:
kosmo wrote:
Ok how the a real life most perfect food from the "This is why you're fat" blog
Bacon Wrapped Meatloaf with a layer of Mac and Cheese in the middle
I just emailed that link to someone yesterday with a subject along the lines of "OMG this looks so fucking good!" Having seen it again within two days must be a sign from the heavens that I need to make it.
i just got back from a cruise. i had the great pleasure of discovering something that i think can make this even better: run hot dogs through the middle of the loaf.
The Amish market in Annapolis has these things called pretzel dogs. A frankfurter and some cheese are wrapped in pretzel dough, sprinkled with salt and baked. And then its dunked in melted butter. Disturbingly delicious.
kosmo
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
May 02, 2009 at 08:57 PM UTC
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World's most perfect drink?
http://www.bakonvodka.com
elj
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
May 02, 2009 at 09:02 PM UTC
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As a vegetarian, this thread is as offensive to me as Miss California was to Perez Hilton.
you be betty
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
May 02, 2009 at 09:51 PM UTC
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Relaxer wrote:

I believe this is the most delicious thing in the world. Often when I get one, I address it directly. "Hello most delicious thing in the world. I'm going to eat you now and I will enjoy it immensely. I'm sorry that today is kind of like your 9/11, but right now the axis of evil consists of chocolate, peanut butter and soft nougat, and I have a charge to keep."
its so true!!
beetsnotbeats
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
May 08, 2009 at 03:45 AM UTC
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Relaxer
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
May 08, 2009 at 02:36 PM UTC
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getting swine flu sucks and all but some of its symptoms are pretty delicious