since every parent wants their kids to have the best:
The Worlds Most Perfect Food
i do so enjoy that pigs die for this sort of internet amusement.
from a certain staph member's facebook profile:
"I'm a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a conundrum, wrapped in bacon."
lol
"I'm a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a conundrum, wrapped in bacon."
lol
did anyone post this yet?
Bacon is good for me! (the remix)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRGz9xSP_SA&feature=related
Bacon is good for me! (the remix)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRGz9xSP_SA&feature=related
close second?
from, predictably enough, epicwinftw.com:
the comments are awesome: nothing but "i want one" or "off to build one NOW". this device is made of un-cut WIN.
the comments are awesome: nothing but "i want one" or "off to build one NOW". this device is made of un-cut WIN.
sweetcell wrote:
close second?
now that is enviable metabolism
a marriage made of win:
Ever heard of Kolaches? I think they are Czech and I saw them when we were touring Texas last year in Houston. They have Kolache factory which is pretty snazy. Props on the Bacon anthology though.
sweets . . . your bacon power, is staggering.
it's genetic. i'm mostly of eastern european decent. every (approximation of) civilization from that part of the world was build on pork, perogies, vodka and repelling foreign invaders. the rest is details.
a meeting of threads:
Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
Outlast the zombie invasion with the power of bacon.
The best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Really, this stuff is so delicious it's scary. It has a 10 plus year shelf life and is as tasty in year one as it is in year ten. Perfect for stocking up so you can survive the pending zombie invasion.
Bacon will save you
The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win.
Bacon in a Can
Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-candy/c399/
Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
Outlast the zombie invasion with the power of bacon.
The best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Really, this stuff is so delicious it's scary. It has a 10 plus year shelf life and is as tasty in year one as it is in year ten. Perfect for stocking up so you can survive the pending zombie invasion.
Bacon will save you
The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win.
Bacon in a Can
Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-candy/c399/
how odd . . . i already posted tactical bacon . . . but now the picture is nothing but a red x . . . but hey, you posted funny reading with your picture . . . so you win for now, kind sir.
you already posted it? my bad. i try to keep up with these things, guess this one flew in under the radar. i shall be more diligent.
on to more baconess!!! (that's not a bad name for a band, come to think of it…)
on to more baconess!!! (that's not a bad name for a band, come to think of it…)