The Worlds Most Perfect Food

Relaxer wrote:


I don't know about that, but I do know that this cannot be found in DC. You have to go to Virginia to get it. But its worth it, lemme tellya.

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2010/10/15/ramapo-college-bans-alcoholic-energy-drink/

i see this stuff everywhere now.

Its truly the perfect food. I had one on the way to the B&S show last night and felt like a million bucks. There has never been a better example of Fun in a Can.

not sure what's better here:  the woman ready to deep throat the "seven incher", the word association with sex, because sex sells everything . . . or the fact, that after all of that, there is creamy white sauce on the thing.

See, I was assuming that was a realdoll in the picture and I laughed because everyone knows that realdolls are vegetarians in theory. Well, at least mine is.

for relaxer:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39835017/ns/us_news-life/

it would seem your drink of choice causes sickness, severe everything, and getting national attention all over as the next liquid devil.  anything else you'd like to recommend? 

Those pesky regulators will pry the 4loko out of my cold dead hands, I tell you. How can anyone be against this stuff? Shit is fun in a can. I had a lemon/lime before the Gentleman Jesse/Marnie Stern show last night, and it was a perfect base for the rest of the evening's ways.

It makes that which is awesome, even awesomer, like jumping on a trampoline that's on top of another trampoline. Actually, its a lot like that.

you better start stockpiling.  i don't see this stuff lasting much longer.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/health/2010/10/26/nr.alcoholic.energy.drink.cnn?hpt=Sbin

i didn't know 1 = a six pack.

Relaxer wrote:
Those pesky regulators will pry the 4loko out of my cold dead hands, I tell you. How can anyone be against this stuff? Shit is fun in a can. I had a lemon/lime before the Gentleman Jesse/Marnie Stern show last night, and it was a perfect base for the rest of the evening's ways.

It makes that which is awesome, even awesomer, like jumping on a trampoline that's on top of another trampoline. Actually, its a lot like that.

Maybe they should rename it Jumping Jack Relaxer.

walkonby wrote:
you better start stockpiling.  i don't see this stuff lasting much longer.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/health/2010/10/26/nr.alcoholic.energy.drink.cnn?hpt=Sbin

i didn't know 1 = a six pack.

yup, time to start stockpiling: http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/11/17/alcohol.caffeine.drinks/index.html

Yeah, that 4loko ban is some bullshit. Good thing I've got it stockpiled up the wazoo. I figure tomorrow night's Canyon show is good enough reason to get ocholoko, so to speak.

Relaxer wrote:
Yeah, that 4loko ban is some bullshit. Good thing I've got it stockpiled up the wazoo. I figure tomorrow night's Canyon show is good enough reason to get ocholoko, so to speak.

i hope one day, we can go to a show together.  and you decide to drink your magic elixir beforehand.  and the nickname the stuff has been getting "blackout in a can" comes true.  :o

Well I'm planning on getting blackout at the blackcat tomorrow night. You should go see Canyon, they might be right up your alley.

;D

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