The Worlds Most Perfect Food

Here you go.



Could be a 9:30 Club new favorite!

kosmo wrote:


I'd buy some of this

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html

If they can't develop Squeeze Bacon, then Bacon Jam will have to suffice…



A savory blend of bacon, onions, spices, and balsamic vinegar,  Spread on grilled cheese, burgers, and toast.

http://skilletstreetfood.foodzie.com/skillet-bacon-jam.html

nkotb wrote:
Not a perfect food, but definitely a perfect sleeping quarters:



Tauntaun Sleeping Bag
In the sub-zero wasteland of the planet Hoth, only the strong survive… and of course those lucky Jedi protected by the thick skin of a Tauntaun. Now after exhaustive movie viewing research and analysis ThinkGeek Labs has isolated the exact synthetic compounds needed to re-create Tauntaun fur. What have we done with this supreme knowledge? Created a Tauntaun sleeping bag of course.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tauntaun.html

If you haven't already heard this became a real product….

bacon doughnut

bacon usb drive

OK it is off the bacon theme but…  Several years ago while attending an event at the Richmond Coliseum, I noticed the following sign hanging on the back wall of the concession stand.


Richmond Concessionaires Now Proudly Serves Fully Digestible Hotdogs!


Which of course begs the question…

I really should have stolen that sign and mailed it to Letterman.

I think they need to make 9:30 cupcakes the GIANT size  i.e. bowling ball sized

http://www.wilton.com/store/site/product.cfm?id=4018F320-423B-522D-F5ECDA6F3A2ABB5E&killnav=1


and to keep this bacon themed

Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix
http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_chocolate_chip_pancake_mix/gourmet_bacon_food

I did…took everything in my power not to buy it when it came out.  I've got a kid on the way…I'll live vicariously through them using it :)

I did see this the other day too:



http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/amazing-star-wars-millennium-falcon-bed

kosmo wrote:

nkotb wrote:
Not a perfect food, but definitely a perfect sleeping quarters:

If you haven't already heard this became a real product….

haha awesome  ;D

kosmo wrote:
I think they need to make 9:30 cupcakes the GIANT size  i.e. bowling ball sized

http://www.wilton.com/store/site/product.cfm?id=4018F320-423B-522D-F5ECDA6F3A2ABB5E&killnav=1

David Letterman - The $25,000 Cupcake (video, after commercial…)

kosmo wrote:
Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix
http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_chocolate_chip_pancake_mix/gourmet_bacon_food

i tried their mo's milk chocolate bacon bar, and it didn't do it for me.  can anyone recommend a tasty bacon+chocolate bar?

what men are REALLY thinking during those long romantic walks on the beach:

I just had bacon dumplings in Chinatown. No pics, but DAMN they were tasty.

Here's someone else's pics:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jadydangel/4028949359/

Yes please.

Bacon-Wrapped Pigs In A Blanket Wrapped In Bacon



love it when pork products get all meta.