The Worlds Most Perfect Food
bacon envelopes where the glue tastes like bacon.
This is for walkonby, I still don't know how to freaking post pics but the link is good enough ;D
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/318357349/bacon-caramel-corn-submitted-by-mack
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/318357349/bacon-caramel-corn-submitted-by-mack
The #2 most viewed feature in the NYT in 2009:
2. Take Bacon. Add Sausage. Blog.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?ex=1278392400&en=7a9f2c54998824b2&ei=5087&WT.mc_id=NYT-E-I-NYT-E-AT-0106-L10A
And because you're wondering, #1:
Fish!
2. Take Bacon. Add Sausage. Blog.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?ex=1278392400&en=7a9f2c54998824b2&ei=5087&WT.mc_id=NYT-E-I-NYT-E-AT-0106-L10A
And because you're wondering, #1:
Fish!
walkonby wrote:
last one i swear!
old school, like a 1930's onesie that women used to hit the beach in… this is what the modern-day pork-wearing lady is wearing nowadays (not quite werk safe)
some classics from oscar mayer:
i tried this recently at Co Co Sala - i was underwhelmed. the bacon overpowered the chocolate… just didn't work together. maybe a thicker coating of dark chocolate would have been better.
walkonby wrote:
i tried this recently at Co Co Sala - i was underwhelmed. the bacon overpowered the chocolate… just didn't work together. maybe a thicker coating of dark chocolate would have been better.
your two recent pictures make bacon . . . pound proud.
Slightly NSFW
I saw this earlier and immediately thought of Walkie.
…In related news, I might be a homosexual.
I saw this earlier and immediately thought of Walkie.
…In related news, I might be a homosexual.
Julian, wrote:
I saw this earlier and immediately thought of Walkie.
part of the same shoot that i linked to on the last page :D
Julian, wrote:
…In related news, I might be a homosexual.
well, that would explain your obsessions with body image, and fine stemware…
sweetcell wrote:That's racist talk, and my people have been prejudiced against for too long for me to sit here and take it. They killed Harvey Milk, and then they ran my family out of the Hyannis Port Yacht Club, and now this!Julian, wrote:
…In related news, I might be a homosexual.
well, that would explain your obsessions with body image, and fine stemware…
In all seriousness, tho, putting uncooked bacon on your vag CANNOT be good for a young lady's feminine hygiene.
Julian, wrote:
then they ran my family out of the Hyannis Port Yacht Club
please. they were kicked out because of AppetizerForkGate. don't try to re-write history.
Julian, wrote:
In all seriousness, tho, putting uncooked bacon on your vag CANNOT be good for a young lady's feminine hygiene.
while i'm sure it's a bad idea to do that long-term (raw bacon underwear - don't do it, ladies!), i doubt that a few minutes during a photo shoot are going to do anything harmful. if anything, the fat might be good for her skin (although the missus, who is reading this over my shoulder, indicates there is no way in hell she'd be willing to try this. ymmv.)
No, I ardently disagree. E Coli, salmonella, toxoplasmosis, and several other diseases are common in uncooked meat. One would then take said wet, uncooked meat and place it one orifices on their body where the meat juices can seep into a dark, wet place – a veritable breading ground for disease. I apologize for the mental image, but as I said earlier, "putting uncooked bacon on your vag CANNOT be good for a young lady's feminine hygiene." It would however make for a hell of an episode of House, MD.
there's got to be some sort of barrier between meat and fun-space, right?
godsshoeshine wrote:
there's got to be some sort of barrier between meat and fun-space, right?
You mean like a bacon condom?
more like a germproof pantyliner