the conspiracy theory thread

nice!

this trying to be in a good mood all the time is better when you listen to polyphonic spree while doing it.
Can someone clarify something for me please.  Why in the hell did they not prosecute that dude after the grand jury met way back when.  And what recent developments were there that caused charges to be filed now, so many years later?
sweetcell wrote:
Cal: You're gay, now?
David: No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think… I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm… I'm… I'm a gay guy now."
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

You missed my favorite:
David: "You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says: 'I love it when balls are in my face.'"
Cal: "That's gay?"
chaz wrote:
Can someone clarify something for me please.  Why in the hell did they not prosecute that dude after the grand jury met way back when.  And what recent developments were there that caused charges to be filed now, so many years later?


Because the prosecutor…DISAPPEARED.  His body has never been found:

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/09/sports/ncaafootball/questions-on-sandusky-wrapped-in-2005-gricar-mystery.html?_r=1


And here's another conspiracy theory:  Sandusky pimped young boys to big donors:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/10/penn-state-scandal-rumors-sandusky-pimping_n_1086099.html

Brian
Brian_Wallace wrote:
walkonby wrote:
sweetcell wrote:
walkonby wrote:
after listening to chris from coldplay on stern today . . . i sort of now like them. 

this is how we know you're gay.


because i listen to stern . . . interesting.


That's from "40 Year-Old Virgin".  When Paul Rudd's character decides to try celebacy, Seth Rogan's character objects which leads to a very homoerotic dialogue exchange whilst playing video games.

I once saw the audio over a Batman and Superman cartoon on YouTube.  Highly recommended.

Brian


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkiIIk0ygks

Brian
chaz wrote:
Can someone clarify something for me please.  Why in the hell did they not prosecute that dude after the grand jury met way back when.  And what recent developments were there that caused charges to be filed now, so many years later?


This is what we're all wondering.  It's also why, while I hate to admit it, I agreed with Brian when he said there's much more to come on this.  It is a potentially a HUGE cover-up crossing many streams of State College, PA - university, nonprofit and government entity a like. 

I too think we're all just scratching at the surface of what's to come of this one.  And I'm the last one to be a conspiracy theorist.
Brian_Wallace wrote:
chaz wrote:
Can someone clarify something for me please.  Why in the hell did they not prosecute that dude after the grand jury met way back when.  And what recent developments were there that caused charges to be filed now, so many years later?


Because the prosecutor…DISAPPEARED.  His body has never been found:

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/09/sports/ncaafootball/questions-on-sandusky-wrapped-in-2005-gricar-mystery.html?_r=1


And here's another conspiracy theory:  Sandusky pimped young boys to big donors:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/10/penn-state-scandal-rumors-sandusky-pimping_n_1086099.html

Brian


prosecutor dissapeared years after the grand jury.  his disapearance had nothing to do with charges not being filed after grand jury.
This whole mess, including the idiot students at Penn State rioting, confirms my long held belief that football is largely the domain of assholes. 
Herr wrote:
This whole mess, including the idiot students at Penn State rioting, confirms my long held belief that football is largely the domain of assholes. 


and gay pedophiles.
there was this guy who was going to go there, i could see it before it reached me.  'there' being the old stand by of "this penn state thing just proves that the gays are after young kids and that it was horrible that this happened in a school setting, thus proving that gay people shouldn't be allowed to teach kids."  when i told this person that over the past two years, there has been an alarming number of female teachers having sex with underage male students, sometimes as young as middle school . . . so is it ok that straight women do it, but when a gay guy does you have a problem?  you know what he said?  "where were all those teachers when i was in school."  i thought it was funny and laughed with him.
This scandal has nothing to do with sex and everything to do with rape. The jokes are in poor taste!
thirsty wrote:
This scandal has nothing to do with sex and everything to do with rape. The jokes are in poor taste!


i must admit that he was bigger than me . . . so that's why i laughed with him at his joke.  i felt small and understood hate a little bit more.   
HoyaSaxa03 wrote:
Herr wrote:
This whole mess, including the idiot students at Penn State rioting, confirms my long held belief that football is largely the domain of assholes. 


and gay pedophiles.


Yes, which might be why when this was initially reported it was dismissed as "horsing around."
HoyaSaxa03 wrote:
http://literallyunbelievable.org/post/8777583491/this-is-literally-insane

wut.
that website it brilliant.  the authors of its content clearly are not.
Sandusky claimed in an interview yesterday that he was just "horsing around.".  That's the second time that phrase has been used in this scandal – is that some kind of ghey code speak?
no silly . . . it's a "i'll say anything to survive" code speak.  gays speak in normal words, just like everybody else.
Herr wrote:
Sandusky claimed in an interview yesterday that he was just "horsing around.".  That's the second time that phrase has been used in this scandal – is that some kind of ghey code speak?

I like how he said he wasn't a pedophile but it was "probably" a mistake to "shower with those boys".

Dude.
Hearing him talk you get the feeling that he genuinely doesn't think he has done anything wrong.