the conspiracy theory thread

My wife has a client who is a climatologist, he says the planet is fucked, the damage is done and there's no reversing it. 

The good news is that the Earth will fix itself after all the stupid humans have been erased from the it 500 or 5000 or 50,000 years from now.

In the meantime, I'm going to enjoy myself.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_conspiracy_theory

Recently have been reading up on this Chemtrail Conspiracy, one of my friends keeps posting about it on Twitter and what not, so I was bored and read up on it. How exactly would this be controlling the population or controlling the weather? Controlling the weather by 2025? Really? 13 years? Ok…
i thank thee for posting in my thread

ahh . .  the chemtrails have come home to roost once again on the forum.

i love it when the sun reflects off of them just right making them shine through their government origins upon us.  personally, i always thought it was superman flying so fast it left a cloud of dust behind him.  i made that up when i was a kid.  i still like that idea. 
chaz wrote:
My wife has a client who is a climatologist, he says the planet is fucked, the damage is done and there's no reversing it. 

The good news is that the Earth will fix itself after all the stupid humans have been erased from the it 500 or 5000 or 50,000 years from now.

In the meantime, I'm going to enjoy myself.


Must be a shit climatologist if he can't narrow it down any closer than between 500 -  50,000 years. That's a fucking big window.
DeathFromAbove1979 wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_conspiracy_theory

Recently have been reading up on this Chemtrail Conspiracy, one of my friends keeps posting about it on Twitter and what not, so I was bored and read up on it. How exactly would this be controlling the population or controlling the weather? Controlling the weather by 2025? Really? 13 years? Ok…


About 10 years ago I was at the soccer fields in Rockville/Bethesda. I was with the team manager so there was two people who saw this. It was a clear sunny afternoon with not a cloud in the sky. A military type aircraft flew overhead. Not a fighter type, more of an in flight refueling plane. This thing had a dark blue straight line coming from the nose of the plane extending out for a long way in front of it. Think of a single contrail only coming from the nose, but dark blue, not white.

I thought maybe it was just me seeing things but the other bloke I was with mentioned it to me.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but it was weird….very weird.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ lame!
The other night I saw my friend tweet out something along the lines of "This Sandy Hook stuff just doesn't add up." I didn't look anything up, but it popped into my brain and literally as I'm looking it up my co-worker asks if I had heard about the conpiracy theory from Sandy Hook. What she tells me:

Adam Lanza was not the shooer, it was 2 men/people dressed as nuns? And there are 911 calls that have been heard, or are out there, saying this as well.

I don't really know anything, and now all I can find is news outlets talking about it, but I can't seem to find a website yet. Something along the lines of there was a little girl in a class picture wearing a dress and claimed to be killed? Then that "same" little girl has a picture with Obama. Also, before one of the "fathers" gave a speech he was seen beforehand laughing. So, they are saying he's an actor? And this whole thing was a sham to promote the government's agenda, yet again.

http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Conspiracy+theorists+claim+Sandy+Hook+tragedy+elaborate+government/7822502/story.html
Is this what Anne Coulter is carrying on about?  If so then it's only coming from those who only seek to draw attention to themselves and nothing else.
how odd . . . i was thinking about this thread just today and how it must be lonely.  i hope it has not hated me.  i heard that the united way accidentally released a "we're sad for you" moment three days before the event took place.  i know people that believe it; i know humans that are deevolving.
DeathFromAbove1979 wrote: And this whole thing was a sham to promote the government's agenda, yet again.

http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Conspiracy+theorists+claim+Sandy+Hook+tragedy+elaborate+government/7822502/story.html

so.  fucking.  pathetic.

don't blame the guns.  blame video games.  and movies.  the the lack of enforcement of currently laws (not the lack of laws).  and now blame a government conspiracy.  anything to divert attention from the real issue at hand.

and oh, look, a fox news reporter has picked up on this.  i'm shocked.
"Dear friends who say Sandy Hook is a hoax: I question the state of your mental health. If you really believe this, I think you suffer from severe paranoia and should be disqualified from buying guns."

http://www.coffeepartyusa.com/progun_friends
DeathFromAbove1979 wrote:
Also, there's ties to The Dark Knight Rises:

http://www.inquisitr.com/453944/newtown-conspiracy-theory-sandy-hook-appears-in-the-dark-knight-rises-video/

I feel like people are reaching…


Seriously, I think the guy in this video and people that buy into it are mentally ill.
Relaxer wrote:




Well-played, my honorable nemesis.
walkonby wrote:
Relaxer wrote:







Toonces?
People who think Sandy Hook was a conspiracy are worse than the whack jobs who think 9-11 was.