the conspiracy theory thread

walkonby wrote:
am I stupid, in that I will never fly?  i know . . . "its safer than being in a car." 

really?

i expect all answers, to be in Spanish.

no speaky
I don't think grate,ful does either . . . but that didn't stop him.
sweetcell wrote:
Did Leonard Nimoy Fake His Own Death So He Could Seize Control of the Illuminati?
http://harddawn.com/leonard-nimoy-seize-control-of-illuminati/
To be fair to that insane rant, Star Trek being a secret plot to brainwash people to serve the Illuminati makes about as much sense as anyone thinking Star Trek isn't utter shit.
Oh, man. What an awesome read. "Predictive Programming", if the Illuminati is so secretive, why would they try and clue in people on future events? Lol. Anyway…
I am the illuminati . . . I get all the new pages.
Why are UFO videos always filmed from so far away? Like, one day I hope a UFO flies right by one of these cameras. There are friggin thousands of satellites floating around our planet and even more garbage.

I love me good UFO videos and conspiracies, but people always grasp at these kinds of videos. The pyramid on Mars was more convincing.

There ARE a lot of videos on YouTube that get taken down after awhile and, to me, that always was a little suspicious.
ufos, know that you are filming them . . . that is why.
True, that's why they have invisibility cloaking mechanisms for when they get too close to someone with a camera or if they know it's a highly monitored area.

The new thing is shape shifting UFOs. If I had access YouTube at work I'd be able to post some I've seen. Crazy stuff.

Flying saucers, then triangular/pyramid shapes, now shape shifting. Alien technology moves quick!
I wonder if aliens are better at sex, than humans?  I wonder if aliens, are reading this right now?  I wonder, if aliens, get upset, at commas?
theyve probably moved on from punctuation
you are, so right.  they, probably make great, djs too.
over, under . . . until we are at war with Russia?
test your conspiracy knowledge: http://people.howstuffworks.com/conspiracy-quiz.htm

16/20 for me. 

towards the end there is a true or false question where the choices are "1" for true and "0" for false.
14… I guess I need to go study.
hate online 'tests' but this is one I can get behind
got a 15…thanks for true/false tip