the conspiracy theory thread

it happened again.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40904491/ns/us_news-environment/

i think the 'fireworks for the new year celebration' theory just got debunked, since this happened three days after the first incident.  with the "biblical" floods in australia, mass downloading of songs off the internet and now this, one may turn to the end of times idealism; i mean we are less than two years from knowing what if anything will happen on december twenty-first, twenty twelve.  perhaps invisible objects are to blame, but from having countless birds collide into my windows . . . one would find mainly head and beak trauma, not mainly breast trauma like these birds suffered.  but then again what do i know, i listen to widespread panic.

Dunno the credibility of this site, but my friend just sent it to me *shrug*

http://beforeitsnews.com/story/336/601/10,000s_of_Birds_found_dead_in_Manitoba.html

It's over, pack it up.

people are now claiming that this all has something to do with the government releasing bird flu and john wheeler's death.  now . . . it is getting good!

The 930 forum has cooties.  What else would explain why it's not included in club social media queries

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40921795/ns/us_news-environment/

now in sweden.  i wonder what the excuse will be this time?

plus

http://www.petside.com/petsideblog/2011/01/dead-birds-and-fish-in-arkansas-explanations-abound.php

and

http://www.centredaily.com/2011/01/05/2433714/large-fish-kill-reported-in-chesapeake.html

all of this within one week of one another.  anybody see that episode of smallville where lex luther was testing some equipment underwater that produced sonic waves as a new age weapon . . . but killed all surrounded fish in the area.  "they'll always be more fish," i think is what he said.

Is it possible that this has SOMETHING to do with the mass amounts of oil still floating around in the ocean?

DeathFromAbove1979 wrote:
Is it possible that this has SOMETHING to do with the mass amounts of oil still floating around in the ocean?

I've been thinking that about the fish but more so because of all of that horribly toxic Corexit than the oil. Of course, the oil is pretty bad too but the Corexit is even more toxic.

Though I had suspected the Corexit at first with all of the birds, I then thought differently once I found out that the birds had their insides pulverized. That wouldn't be due to a toxin. That sounds more like some sort of wave action like total sonic annihilation. Maybe from cell phone towers, the HAARP project or possibly some weird electro-magnetic disturbance.

Not sure if the birds and fish are related but the timing would make it seem so. Honestly don't know.

Wouldn't be surprised in the least if either of those corporations from Hell, Monsanto and Halliburton, are somehow involved. Not enough info at this stage to know much else yet though.

Some viral marketing from JJ Abrams perhaps…

In surely the creepiest of the first news stories in 2011 is the Arkansas dead bird phenomenon. On New Year's Eve Day, more than 3,000 dead birds, mostly red-winged blackbirds, were found scattering streets, yards, and rooftops in Beebe, Arkansas, and no one knows why.

Officials are guessing it's weather related, like lightning or high atmosphere hail, but what if it's something worse? Like the all-new bird flu or some awful man-made environmental mess?

Or, and I won't claim to be any sort of Bible expert, what if this is beginning of the end of the world?

Here are few well-known mentions about birds, in reference to the end of the world, from the Bible:

Ezekiel 38:20

The fish of the sea, the birds of the air, the beasts of the field, every creature that moves along the ground, and all the people on the face of the earth will tremble at my presence. The mountains will be overturned, the cliffs will crumble and every wall will fall to the ground.

Hosea 4

Hear the word of the LORD, you Israelites, because the LORD has a charge to bring against you who live in the land: "There is no faithfulness, no love, no acknowledgment of God in the land. There is only cursing, lying and murder, stealing and adultery; they break all bounds, and bloodshed follows bloodshed. Because of this the land dries up, and all who live in it waste away; the beasts of the field, the birds in the sky and the fish in the sea are swept away …"

Zephaniah 1:3

"I will sweep away both men and animals; I will sweep away the birds of the air and the fish of the sea. The wicked will have only heaps of rubble when I cut off man from the face of the earth," declares the LORD.

Revelation 19:17
And I saw an angel standing in the sun, who cried in a loud voice to all the birds flying in midair, "Come, gather together for the great supper of God" …

Revelation 19:21

But the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who had performed the miraculous signs on his behalf. With these signs he had deluded those who had received the mark of the beast and worshiped his image. The two of them were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur. The rest of them were killed with the sword that came out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh …

So far we have the 100,000 dead fish, 3,000 dead birds, and the earth trembling in Indiana of all places. Should we be worried? I mean, those who have faith are not worried, but what about everyone else?

The birds and all the other die-offs are the result of the insanely fucked-up environment.  Not to be a Doomster, but there is really no hope at this point.  Driving a Prius and installing a CFL bulb isn't going to cut it.  It's simply too late.

Biblical prophecy is a giant crock, though.  If you take a bunch of primitive minds from thousands of years ago, and have them ponder the end of the world and think up the scariest shit they could imagine happening,and then write it down, that's what you'd get.

the bible mentions birds.
the bible describes the end of the world.
birds are dying.
==> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE REPENT SINNERS REPENT!!!

sweetcell wrote:
the bible mentions birds.
the bible describes the end of the world.
birds are dying.
==> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE REPENT SINNERS REPENT!!!

you forgot something . . .

Man, I thought for sure this post would've been how the birds that originally lived on U Street (y'konw, before it was all safe and gentrified) could totally have survive mass dying.  That or how hardcore totally isn't nearly as awesome as hardcore from 40 years ago.

Doctor wrote:
The birds and all the other die-offs are the result of the insanely fucked-up environment.  Not to be a Doomster, but there is really no hope at this point.   Driving a Prius and installing a CFL bulb isn't going to cut it.   It's simply too late.

Biblical prophecy is a giant crock, though.   If you take a bunch of primitive minds from thousands of years ago, and have them ponder the end of the world and think up the scariest shit they could imagine happening,and then write it down, that's what you'd get.

If you are not worried about the recent explosion in mass deaths of animal in "isolated" locations, you may be after seeing this map presenting the pan-global graveyeard of inexplicable mass deaths, which far from isolated, are literally taking the world by storm. Did the Mayans forget to carry the zero?


http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=201817256339889828327.0004991bca25af104a22b

^ I was looking at this map last night. Helps you to see potential geographic trends.

Then there was the massive crab feast with sides of starfish and lobsters in the UK.

Can't forget all those poor bees dying off all over the planet. This is only one of the locations. It's been going on worldwide for several years now.


Now if we could only find a way to off all those nasty rats, roaches and bedbugs!!! They all seem to be very resilient.

5,000 birds is nothin, try 2 million fishies

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/01/06/maryland.fish.kill/index.html?hpt=T2

as much fun as it is to spin a conspiracy story, all the fish and ocean-related articles i've read (and several land-bird ones as well) have put forth either poison or changing weather patterns as the cause.  but not all land birds can be explained so there's still hope for a nepharious government/corporate/military plan there.

i'm with dr. doom on this one: on the whole, the mass kills are symptoms of one very fucked up planet.  classic tipping points.  you add one more straw - a cold snap, el nina, a toxin that usually wouldn't much affect a healthy population - and crack goes the camel's back. 

i feel that all the talk of "aliens did it and the government is covering it up!!" diminishes the importance of what is a really scary development.  this isn't a joke.

As one who studies UFOlogy, I'm not really seeing or hearing much in the way of blaming the aliens for these. For the most part, most are pretty much in line with the reasons you've stated above. Except for all those pulverized birds. That one has an extra level of oddness… and there is no way that lightning, hail or fireworks were the cause as the media liars are trying to have us believe.

maybe this is revenge for that horrible angrybirds game. 

and i like how sweetcell thinks that his theories are correct and anybody else is wrong and thinks, acts like this a joke.  like downloading.