the conspiracy theory thread

wow, that was awesome.  loved it.  was that original, or did you copy it from somewhere?

agreeing with dfa97 twice in a month… weird.
I just typed it up. Agreeing with the whole post? What am I doing right these days…
the nau will not work, not now, not ever.  seperation through forced ejaculation has been america from the start.  we would bomb canada and mexico first, take over their country, wipe out the people like the indians, and call the whole fucking thing america 2.0, before allowing the nau to happen.  america first, the world second.  the dollar will never collapse; how could it . . . it hasn't been based on anything such as gold or silver since when???  the amero?  sounds too much like the euro, and we hate those european queer bastards and anything they try to do.  not going to happen.  police state?  that was the last eight years of our lives; it's now over johnny.

and gay girls.  they have been pretending to do that for years.  they hate guys.  guys are mostly creepy, gross, full of themselves slobs, who only think with their ding dongs.  girls give the sweet girlie love to each other and they find peace with that.  plus they know it drives the boys crizzazy.

2012?  the mayans obviously forget to know ten billion years ago that fruitcakes across the globe (iran/venezula/north korea) would posses nukes in 2009.  goodbye norma jean.

9/11?  if it was announced tomorrow that it was all an inside job . . . what we really do about it?  anything but shake our heads and say how did it happen?
let's see.  obama is tied up with this whole gitmo closing/national security flap, and then out of nowhere here come cheney spewing this and that, trying to impose how "his" administration was what keep america from getting attacked and how now we are all screwed.  and on the same day the headlines are stating obama will deliver a speech on security, we happen to also have in our faces:

"4 stopped from terrorist plot."  in new york.  by muslims.  who happen to look to be all black gentlemen.  wow, how 9/11, cheney, "blacks must be bad like obama" coincedental.  go big daddy; good to see you can still pull strings to get things done to attempt to have the dominoes fall toward your predetermined, republicans back in office plan.
walkonby wrote:

9/11?  if it was announced tomorrow that it was all an inside job . . . what we really do about it?  anything but shake our heads and say how did it happen?

Exactly, and Im not saying let's be radical it just sucks that people sit there willingly and get fed crap. Honestly watching the news is as helpful as any show on E!, it's unfortunate that this generation get's there news from The Daily Show and The Colbert Reprt and The Onion.
DeathFromAbove1979 wrote:
walkonby wrote:

9/11?  if it was announced tomorrow that it was all an inside job . . . what we really do about it?  anything but shake our heads and say how did it happen?

Exactly, and Im not saying let's be radical it just sucks that people sit there willingly and get fed crap. Honestly watching the news is as helpful as any show on E!, it's unfortunate that this generation get's there news from The Daily Show and The Colbert Reprt and The Onion.

watching the news makes me mad, which makes me happy, which makes me think, which makes me want a taco.
Chipotle's steak anything with Tobasco Smoked sauce = full of great win
a chipotle carnitas fajita-burrito with corn, sour cream, a little hot sauce, and an occasional dash of chipotle smoked tabasco sauce will bring me to my knees like no amount of water-boarding can.  it's like mind control - hey, wait, is the government behind chipotle?!?

(and for the record, the best burrito evar is from Anna's Taqueria, in boston.  chipotle is a respectable, consistent and more widely available second).
It is one of the un healthiest things, maybe the government has prefected it and has mass produced it making us a bunch of fat asses. Wall-E style.
what's unhealthy, a chipotle burrito?  certainly beats a cheeseburger or pizza, in terms of nutrition.  skip the sour cream, cheese and guac, and the fat content is probably acceptable too.
Every 9/11 "Truther" I've ever encountered is a huge, over-the-top, weed smoker.    Coincidence or conspiracy?

walkies, how do you plead? :D
one out of three ain't bad.

;D
work is boring today . . . and i find this strange.

http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.cfm?release=2009-112

in a nutshell, scientists discover another "object" has struck jupiter leaving a gaping hole.  this has been discovered on the anniversary of when the shoemaker-vevy nine comet struck the planet and when the apollo mission landed on the moon.  what else took place that oddly resembles these events?  why none other that clark's "2001 / the sentinal / 2010" collections, where you had extraterrestrial goodiness involving the moon, jupiter and a hole that appears on its surface.  i like the fact the ufos have not forgotten us.
Simple answer. I was playing catch with my Dad and he threw the ball really high. Didn't come back.
makes sense - if uncle rico was able to throw a pigskin over them mountains, i have no doubt that thirsty's dad could lob a baseball to jupiter.
My stepdad was talking to me about joing the Free Masons today and he went on about how "It's not about devil worshipping, and all that internet non sense. They're just a bunch of guys, you should join." Now, I'm at work and only have time for a few things and the internet is out at my house [Thanks, Verizon]. Now aside from seeing National Treasure once, what's the deal with the Masons? And then he mentioned the Skull & Bones Society…. What's the deal with these guys?
Can't help there.  I was born a Stonecutter and I'll die a Stonecutter



DeathFromAbove1979 wrote:
My stepdad was talking to me about joing the Free Masons today and he went on about how "It's not about devil worshipping, and all that internet non sense. They're just a bunch of guys, you should join." Now, I'm at work and only have time for a few things and the internet is out at my house [Thanks, Verizon]. Now aside from seeing National Treasure once, what's the deal with the Masons? And then he mentioned the Skull & Bones Society…. What's the deal with these guys?
Doesn't that seem more like a wikipedia question then a 930.com question? "I know I get my psuedo-religious updates from a nightclub messagebaord!!"