the conspiracy theory thread

^^^ hahahaha

newt does good while doing bad theory.  superpacs are bad.  they would have stayed here forever to alter/have already altered politics and the fundamental ways our country is run.  but since newt (God i love his name) this year has been the super pac vote, and i feel by the time this thing is done, gingrich will have soiled his name beyond anything from his past.  i feel that somehow the idea of super pacs go away a lot quicker now. 

thanks newt!  keep up the race, billionaire guy from wherever!  all the way to the convention!  hell, get the nomination!  that would be real good.  as i heard one commentator put it, "there would be a riot."  nice. 

why is it . . . that a lot, not all, because some are very nice, but a lot, of people that work in tobacco shops in the district . . . are total f-ing a-holes that should be fired for how they sometimes treat customers.  or maybe it is just me.  maybe they just don't like me.  that could be the case, but there has got to be someone else who sees what i see.  as soon as i walk in the door, which i am always over the top nice and excited to be back into a tobacco shop, which is rare,  there is always that one guy, or group of guys that are just "f you" from the start; they don't like you; they don't want you there; they treat you like they are better than you.  i just avoid them and make my purchases of fine cigar or two.  is that just me being crazy train again like the nice homeless people who talk to the newspaper boxes?

I've been to about 3 tobbacco shops and I have always gotten that vibe. So weird. I assume that they have a secret door that leads to a tunnel that leads to the Masonic Temple. Every single Tobacco shop I've ever been in is like something out of a Harry Potter wizard shop. That's really the only way I can describe those places.

http://openchannel.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/13/10656262-classified-documents-contradict-fbi-on-post-911-probe-of-saudis-ex-senator-says



and . . . so . . . it . . . begins

yeah, we've already hit the 10 year mark . . .  i was thinking it was about time stuff like this starting coming out.  it's minut and small, but it is a start.

soon, in about another 10, maybe other "classified" documents that some senators have seen but for some reason never said anything about, will emerge.

i mean, the government never hides anything from us.

and if they did, we'd all be crazy to believe it.

man . . . my last one was a bit nutballish.  sorry.  was in a mood. 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/leon-panetta-arrives-in-afghanistan-pledges-no-change-in-strategy/2012/03/14/gIQAvEnBBS_story.html

WOW . . . crazy town!  this one is easy and simple. 

can you say "end of the war"?

i'm in a good mood.  life is nice and full of special surprises.  happy happy.  no reason for it.  just happy.  odd.

am i wrong?  sometimes i go over the deep end when it comes to gay issues.  i like to, and smirk while i do it, consider my self the "gay spike lee."  this is what i am wondering if i am wrong about:  in my corner of the cornfield, there is this thing happening called a "womenless beauty contest," where guys get together and dress up like women and get judged, all in good fun.  now i have to ask . . . why can't it be a mens beauty contest, where the guys are judged on their looks, just like the women's version.  why do they have to dress up like women, almost as if making fun of guys who do, for real.  drag is no joke.  in my neck of the woods, they hate gay people very vocally.  this is just another reminder of that.  and this is all to support "relay for life."

would relay for life support a "blackless beauty contest"  where all the local white people get together and dress "like black people do" even with black face, and whomever does the best "black impression" wins the prize. 

so am i wrong and jumping the gun, or is there some truth to my stupid theories?   

Jumping the gun a little on this one

i thought i was . . . but it's a slow "gays against the world" day.  needed something to go with.  thanks.

http://articles.cnn.com/2012-03-19/us/us_wisconsin-noises_1_explosions-natural-gas-wisconsin?_s=PM:US

My immediate thought was "Giant alien building space ship to get back home" ala Super 8

just read that.

nothing better than when people "have no idea".

the end . . . yes.  worth it.  yes.  next time.  maybe not.

Are you talking about Super 8? I really enjoyed it. I thought he did a great job of capturing the ambience set out by those Amblin movies and Speilberg adventure stories.

i like to go back and reread this thread, sometimes in embarrassed shock that i wrote "that" and sometimes amused that i wrote that.  but all along i must say i was interested to the fact that i was blind to how powerful the mind of this Herr Professor Doktor Doom could be.  like a character sneaking into your graphic novel series, then developing a cult following everytime they come and go and desperately needing a series of their own.  i would read and be a fan!  basically i'm saying, your input in my thread is awesome.

speaking of the good doktor, we haven't heard from him in a while…  last post: January 26, 2012.

Possible alien message to get reply from humanity

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/06/26/possible-alien-message-to-get-reply-from-humanity/#ixzz1z1Sisk57

you . . . posted in my thread; now that's a conspiracy.

http://www.examiner.com/article/fbi-warns-of-dns-malware-and-offers-a-solution-only-until-july-9-2012

real . . . or a reason for unsuspecting people to type their ip address into the fbi database, so they can watch your every move online.

yeah, "they" don't do stuff like that


http://redtape.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/07/06/12583821-is-us-government-reading-email-without-a-warrant-it-doesnt-want-to-talk-about-it?lite

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/us-natural-disaster-area-drought-150130308.html

i like this forum . . . it is a nice place to visit.  i like having electricity and stores and normal seasons and rain when it is supposed to so i can go kayaking and not worry about forest fires.  i read these articles and my mind runs away into far left field looking for that something to catch onto and be real.  i can't help it; i created this stupid thread and i like widespread panic.  this is the start.   the non winters and broiling summers.  the time when the enviroment finally breaks and alters huge sections of our country and the globe quickly in noticable time frames.  what a bummer.       

It's been happening, the insane winter storms, then the unseasonably warm winters, the insanely hot springs, the unbearable summer humidity and some of the most violent storms I've expereienced in DECADES? We're totally fucked.