For Walky

count snuggly mcpaws, @ yer serviss.
he was born 'kevin' and he'll die 'kevin'
Wait, I think I did that wrong.
Besides, my cat has never once done (hardcore) porn.
sometimes, you worry me . . . and that's saying something.
Relaxer wrote:
Besides, my cat has never once done (hardcore) porn.


My last cat was a natural born gay porn star. If you knew him, you'd understand.  :o ::)
Oh I knew him.
I knew him intimately.
That is because I frequently foster cats before they are adopted by loving owners.
Oh and I also have sex with them, obvs.
you sir . . . deserve a prize.
Tossing and turning at night because you can't come up with the perfect Valentine's gift for the love of your life? Here's the gift that will change your world.

*Be sure to read the reviews.  ;D
If Walkie was a dog man:


i only have one cat.  multiple animals denote signs of mental instability.


Courtesy of Beach House
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, it?s twice as big as it needs to be.
you deserve . . . a prize that says disturbing post of the year.