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Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo

Sidehatch
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo January 24, 2019 at 10:15 PM UTC #
that was a great read…the last line was great

The other four victims of the crash remain in intensive care at St. Peter's University Hospital, suffering from conditions ranging from poor to lower-class.
vansmack
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo January 24, 2019 at 10:44 PM UTC #
NoCaveHatch wrote:
that was a great read…the last line was great


Every time I thought the humor would end, it got better.  And yes, it climaxed at the end.
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo January 24, 2019 at 10:49 PM UTC #
Sex on the brain
sweetcell
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo February 22, 2019 at 07:41 PM UTC #
couldn't decide if this belonged here, or on smackie's thread:

jrpa
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo March 04, 2019 at 08:14 PM UTC #
sweetcell wrote:
Chipotle Goes After Julian Americans With New Menu
It would be a shocking turn of events for me to start hyping Chipotle and excontradiction to critique it.
vansmack
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo March 13, 2019 at 11:45 PM UTC #
Nearly put this in the celebrity crime thread, but thought it would be better here:

LORI LOUGHLIN'S DAUGHTER OLIVIA LEAVES YACHT OWNED BY TOP USC OFFICIAL

"My daughter and a group of students left for spring break prior to the government's announcement yesterday. Once we became aware of the investigation, the young woman decided it would be in her best interests to return home." - Rick Caruso, Chair of the USC Board of Trustees

Olivia is off the yacht.

jrpa
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo March 14, 2019 at 12:12 AM UTC #
vansmack wrote:
Nearly put this in the celebrity crime thread, but thought it would be better here:

LORI LOUGHLIN'S DAUGHTER OLIVIA LEAVES YACHT OWNED BY TOP USC OFFICIAL

"My daughter and a group of students left for spring break prior to the government's announcement yesterday. Once we became aware of the investigation, the young woman decided it would be in her best interests to return home." - Rick Caruso, Chair of the USC Board of Trustees

Olivia is off the yacht.
God I love this story.
vansmack
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo March 14, 2019 at 12:41 AM UTC #
Julian, wrote:
God I love this story.


It is entirely possible that she was on the yacht because of her collegiate level crew skills, you know, in case of emergency.

Also, just how bad were her grades/SAT/ACT scores if she's friends with the Chair of USC's board and still had to bribe her way in?
jrpa
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo March 21, 2019 at 03:24 PM UTC #
Yada wrote:
I feel like this has been done before.

https://www.stereogum.com/2036346/stereogum-presents-nochella/news/?fbclid=IwAR35L7RW_SAinB16ezTZ3NphsC2OuXUKuAiIIVlMReWnVpXgf9Oq6rfwcFM
If you think this is blatant rip-offery, you should see those shamless fucks over at Harpers ripping off my Integers work with their "Harper's Index" section. Credit me, you derivative cowards!
Sidehatch
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo April 09, 2019 at 05:01 PM UTC #
The proposed tariffs would cover not only aircraft but also wine, cheese, woolen suits and other signature European products.
Sidehatch
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo April 11, 2019 at 07:05 PM UTC #
A jet co-owned by Avenatti was seized Wednesday as part of the ongoing investigation

So he'd like to think he was a member of JA….but 'co-owned'

I'm just so glad he didn't follow through with announcing that he was going to run in 2020…that would have certainly hurt the brand
jrpa
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo April 11, 2019 at 07:18 PM UTC #
Sïdehätch wrote:
A jet co-owned by Avenatti was seized Wednesday as part of the ongoing investigation

So he'd like to think he was a member of JA….but 'co-owned'

I'm just so glad he didn't follow through with announcing that he was going to run in 2020…that would have certainly hurt the brand
Avenatti was never JA. JA is not threatening to black mail Nike; its saying mean things about Bruno Magli's fall line. You're comparing apples and Ketel One Oranj.
Sidehatch
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo April 19, 2019 at 08:05 PM UTC #
is this how it's done in JA when leaving jail?


Kodak Black has been released after posing bail, and he left the police station by covering his face with dollar bills.

although the baller way would be with $20's or $100s

jrpa
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo April 24, 2019 at 12:37 PM UTC #
The Chancellor of a major Amerian university just committed a hit and run against yours truly last night. #TheAmerica
grateful
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo April 24, 2019 at 02:38 PM UTC #
Was she caught?
jrpa
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo April 24, 2019 at 02:43 PM UTC #
excontradiction wrote:
Was she caught?
He was.
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