Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo

So if you were thinking of buying me something from the Neiman's catalog this year because you had 22.5 million incircle points to burn


The Macan?
vansmack wrote:
The Macan?

Not sure you can get that from the NM catalog, but that would complement the trailer well
This event always makes me think of something Julian would do…

Dandies and Quaintrelles

But at the same time, I can't see julian riding a bike

I guess you could borrow the vest and cap from Kosmo
Side-disenfranchisement wrote:
I guess you could borrow the vest and cap from Kosmo
I'm too young to be a 50-something DJ. Then again, I guess Kosmo is probably too old to be one, but its never stopped him. I'll think on it.
Ms. Swift just punk'd all year end "Best Of"  list makers by announcing a 9th album to be released tomorrow…  not saying this album the "Folklore sister record" would have made any of  those already created lists, but still pretty funny if you ask me…  so does this mean the long awaited Blazer song will be released :p

kosmo wrote:
Ms. Swift just punk'd all year end "Best Of"  list makers by announcing a 9th album to be released tomorrow…  not saying this album the "Folklore sister record" would have made any of  those already created lists, but still pretty funny if you ask me…  so does this mean the long awaited Blazer song will be released :p
Tired take: 2020, worst year ever.

Woke take: 2020, best year ever.
Michigan Extends Harbaugh for 5 more years!

49-22 in six seasons.
34-16 in Big Ten play.
Has yet to defeat Ohio State.
Made 5 bowl games and lost four of them.  Hasn't sniffed the FBS Playoffs.

Julian's America!
Taking a fifty percent salary cut and the buyout in year one is $3 million. He’ll be gone in 11 months unless he whips the program around 180 degrees.

They clearly hoped he’d decline the contract and find something in the NFL. Oh well, he brought in a decent recruiting class so it’s not like waiting a year for a coaching change is going to crater anything.
You mean he wasn't really going to the NFL and Michigan didn't jump into prevent that from happening?  Shocked!  Shocked I am!

At least the whole team watched American Sniper…
I mean those contract terms are a clear bluff in hopes he’d find another gig. But there was no other gig for him. So he called the bluff.

If it were me, I’d just cut bait and hire Matt Campbell but I think it’s just going to get delayed 11 months.
ack, so i had like a dozen WaPo articles open, but i closed them and now i can't find a specific one so i can't provide the link at this time, but:

in an article describing the events of this past wednesday, they stated that trump watched the riot on tv with some glee saying "they're fighting for me!" - however, he was distraught over the "rag-tag, unkempt look" of the mob. 

probably would have gotten higher ratings from trump if the human maelstrom cleaned itself up and got a stylist.  i thought this was one of the most JA things he's ever said.
Don’t bring The America into Trumps mess.
The slack chat in JA today must be quite the thing to behold… a bunch of people potentially getting rich in the stock market, by sticking it to the already rich from the stock market…

The whole Reddit users taking on Hedge Funders by going long on GameStop stock others shorted is quite the news item
All joking aside, my father bought a few thousand shares of AMC ten days ago and I had to explain to him why all this is happening and it went from $2.50 to $19.90 in a day. Literally just got off the phone with him.
Equal parts funny, Schadenfreude and dangerous.
Julian, wrote:
All joking aside, my father bought a few thousand shares of AMC ten days ago and I had to explain to him why all this is happening and it went from $2.50 to $19.90 in a day. Literally just got off the phone with him.


Julian's America lets you manage your own money and not demand that you hire people to do that for you while you sip G&T's on a beach somewhere?