Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo

Happy Orthodox Christmas to those on the Julian calendar.
https://www.taylordle.com/
kosmo wrote:
https://www.taylordle.com/
CURVY PENIS TANGO remains undefeated even when its Ms. Swift.
Imagine my disappointment when I clicked that link thinking I was going to get Taylor Swift and Lorde remixes/mashups only to find out that it was just stupid word game….

Actually, none of you could even possibly imagine my disappointment! 
i'm certainly not saying that any citizen of JA will be affected by this - genocide is so gauche - but if they were, this news would send them all reaching for their limited-edition persian smelling salts:

Jim Sciutto  @jimsciutto

A headline to make the  oligarchs shudder:

#NEWS: Monaco to freeze assets & impose sanctions on Russians

Prince Albert said Monaco has “adopted & implemented without delay procedures for the freezing of funds & economic sanctions identical to those taken by most Euro States.”
so is there some actual pearl clutching going on in JA as "yacht seized" is trending on twitter
TheGhostofKyivHatch wrote:
so is there some actual pearl clutching going on in JA as "yacht seized" is trending on twitter
sweetcell wrote:
not saying that any citizen of JA will be affected by this - genocide is so gauche
TheGhostofKyivHatch wrote:
so is there some actual pearl clutching going on in JA as "yacht seized" is trending on twitter


They're gonna go from this:





To this:



sweetcell wrote:
TheGhostofKyivHatch wrote:
so is there some actual pearl clutching going on in JA as "yacht seized" is trending on twitter
sweetcell wrote:
not saying that any citizen of JA will be affected by this - genocide is so gauche

”Genocide is so gauche” is a great line. Sorry I missed it earlier. A++.
So we really need a 'suggestions for Julian's America's Museum"  but found another piece of art that should go there
"Let them – the peons in the fiefdom of this self-appointed Burger King – eat hot fudge sundaes!"
I was going to post that the purchase of and then turning into a AirBnB of Taylor Swift's childhood home would be a solid JA move.  But then I saw it was located in Reading, PA… so not exactly a JA hot spot destination…
kosmo wrote:
But then I saw it was located in Reading, PA… so not exactly a JA hot spot destination…
It's technically in Wyomissing, but I have, incidentally, spent the night in Reading, PA in the last 12 months. I opined on FB that is was a literally crime against tourism that there was no public sculptature of Taylor for the Swifties to flock to. No sight-seeing buses showing us the where she went to middle school or what dead-end street the car was parked on the first time she got fingerblasted in the back seat or anything like that. They've done literally nothing to monetize their native daughter's fame.
Off-season wrote:
https://www.christies.com/features/an-ionic-original-recording-of-blowin-in-the-wind-12353-3.aspx?sc_lang=en
Something being expensive doesn't just automatically make it "Julian's America." No one in Julian's America wants this. This is "Hutch-But-He's-Won-The-Lottery's Argentina".


Cross-posted in Twitter thread
sweetcell wrote:
it is my understanding that Julian Americans are, generally speaking, patrons of the arts.  thus the following is likely to be of interest:

Artist Adds ‘Star Wars’ To Discarded Paintings He Finds in Thrift Stores
expect a lawsuit from Disney