Meteorological Banter

i was up in canuckistan last week, and on tuesday i passed through Dulles on the way back home.  i flew in on a little regional jet and the jetway/walkway thingy was too big, so essentially we were walking out in the open… and gawd dang the air was oppressive.  it was like 95*F and 95% humidity.  just gross.  i miss some things about the DVM, but summer swelter ain't one of them.
Last night about midnight after the Struts I was on wharf and it was sweltering…
It's literally rain my front yard and snowing in the backyard.
Was all snow here…unfortunately it stopped
Predicting 9-11 inches on Monday!

How things would have been different if we had a snowstorm like this on 1/6/2020
cadhatch wrote:
Predicting 9-11 inches on Monday!

How things would have been different if we had a snowstorm like this on 1/6/2020


I haven't seen that much in any of the forecasts I've seen. Perhaps you watch too much porn?

I've consistently seen 6-8 inches, which seems to be what most women and some men want anyway….amirite?
7 to 12, with ice, out in the mountains where I live.

Dude, that's going to hurt.
It will be a bust…it always is
hutch wrote:
It will be a bust…it always is


You sound like my wife….


who flies to Arizona for the week Sunday morning and will miss it all.
Space wrote:
hutch wrote:
It will be a bust…it always is


You sound like my wife….


who flies to Arizona for the week Sunday morning and will miss it all.


Am going for a reverse hex (sorta on the square)!!

My kids deserve snow ❄️

They are due in school on Monday
Arlington just gave the kids off until Martin Luther King Day
cadhatch wrote:
Arlington just gave the kids off until Martin Luther King Day


Huh
hutch wrote:
cadhatch wrote:
Arlington just gave the kids off until Martin Luther King Day


Huh

A little hyperbole
But they closed school at 1pm for Monday
Shit dude I told my kids and they been celebrating
hutch wrote:
Shit dude I told my kids and they been celebrating
I’m sure they’ve felt profound disappointment associated with you before and have developed some coping skills.
^^ I didn’t actually mean a word of that but come on, you cannot just “alley” basketballs in the general direction of a hoop LeBrons is near and not expect some “ooping” to occur.

It’s just instinctual — the muscle memory takes over and all of a sudden a mass of masculinity and senewy muscles is slamming balls directly down onto your person against your will until you eventually concede it an inevitability as you tongue bathe the hardwood beneath you.
Of course!

My 12 year old texted “mom can they uncancel school!? I don’t see any snow”
Feds are closed tomorrow too