jrpa
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Re: The Nats Thread
April 15, 2015 at 03:35 PM UTC
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I find Hutch's missives in this thread more enjoyable if you remember back in grade school when some boy liked a girl but instead of being nice to her, he'd pull her hair and call her stupid. It's actually kind of sweet to imagine Hutch sitting in his 972 sq foot home – while his wife and kids are playing outside in the Appalachian art brut installation he calls a "yard" – looking longingly at pictures of Bryce on a laptop, whispering "I wish I could quit you" into the wind and dreaming of being covered in a frothy mix of Harper's sweat, semen, and eyeblack.
hutch
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Re: The Nats Thread
April 15, 2015 at 03:53 PM UTC
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I find it interesting that you find me so interesting Julian.
I find you very, very boring.
Point is Harper sucks (in addition to being an asshole)… I think people are generally beginning to come around to what I been saying for a good amount of time now…unfortunately there is a certain element of hate the messenger
jrpa
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Re: The Nats Thread
April 15, 2015 at 04:37 PM UTC
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Hutch wrote:
Point is Harper sucks
I'm not a Nats fan, nor particularly a Harper fan. I find him somewhat annoying. He is not, as some advertised, the second coming of Jesus in baseball form. But to act like a 22 year old, five-tool, 2 time allstar, who is averaging .277 and 27 HRs a season – again at 22 years old – while also being consistently ranked as one of the top 3 corner outfielders in baseball from analytics people "sucks" is beyond absurd.
Every team in the league would take him in a heartbeat. You know where 22 year olds who "suck" at baseball play? Grapefruit league ball, not multiple all-star games.
jrpa
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Re: The Nats Thread
April 15, 2015 at 04:42 PM UTC
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Carlos wrote:
you're basically the tea party of baseball fans.
He's a troll. He believes nothing he says about anything. He was permanently forgettable for years on here and in the last year or so decided he wanted to be memorable and so he basically just says whatever he thinks is the most drama-inducing in every scenario. And then he isn't even close to as good a troll as Rhett, Atomic, or Brian Wallace were. He is, literally, standing in the shadow of giants.
Point is Hutch sucks at messageboarding.
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Re: The Nats Thread
April 15, 2015 at 04:47 PM UTC
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the troll is Julian…nothing says troll like getting into people's personal life and creeping on them in public forums…
or lets remember the julian gems of yesteryear and i paraphrase
"Thatguy said I would only come back over his dead body so the day he died I did."
this was posted a few days after thatguy died
asshole.
jrpa
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Re: The Nats Thread
April 15, 2015 at 04:49 PM UTC
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Hutch wrote:
my good friend who is a older than me
What is this, Junior High? What adult cites someone being "older than me" as a credulity test for competency of opinion?
jrpa
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Re: The Nats Thread
April 15, 2015 at 04:52 PM UTC
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Hutch wrote:
the troll is Julian…nothing says troll like getting into people's personal life and creeping on them in public forums…
Here's the definition of trolling:
The art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, usually via the internet, using dialogue. Trolling does not mean just making rude remarks: Shouting swear words at someone doesn't count as trolling; it's just flaming, and isn't funny. Spam isn't trolling either; it pisses people off, but it's lame.
The most essential part of trolling is convincing your victim that either a) truly believe in what you are saying, no matter how outrageous, or b) give your victim malicious instructions, under the guise of help.
Trolling requires decieving; any trolling that doesn't involve decieving someone isn't trolling at all; it's just stupid. As such, your victim must not know that you are trolling; if he does, you are an unsuccesful troll.Looking up someone's name in Google is not trolling. You might not like it, but it isn't trolling. Saying a bunch of stupid crap you don't believe in hopes it will irritate people – your entire modus operandi – is the definition of trolling.
Hutch wrote:
or lets remember the julian gems of yesteryear and i paraphrase
"Thatguy said I would only come back over his dead body so the day he died I did."
this was posted a few days after thatguy died
Fair point. Minus the part where that didn't happen.
jrpa
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Re: The Nats Thread
April 15, 2015 at 04:56 PM UTC
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Hutch wrote:
pardon me for thinking that means something..
It doesn't. It's completely non-sequitor. Theo Epstein never saw Babe Ruth play baseball; is he by default a lesser evaluator of talent than some random 95 year old who did?
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Re: The Nats Thread
April 15, 2015 at 04:56 PM UTC
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there is nothing trolling about saying Harper blows… its just reality… you may not like it
so he was elected to two allstar games due to hype
Jeter was elected last year too….so what?
you can look up what you want on google or spoke or whatever… sharing it repeatedly on a public forum is really beyond the acceptable.. your jokes about my home speak very poorly of the person you are…. its none of your business where i live
you're just an asshole..that's what it comes down to… a boring bored asshole sitting behind your computer…
jrpa
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Re: The Nats Thread
April 15, 2015 at 05:00 PM UTC
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Hutch wrote:
there is nothing trolling about saying Harper blows…
There is because you know Harper doesn't "blow." You know that's wildly hyperbolic and you don't really believe he is a less-than-average MLB player. You simply keep saying that to get a rise out of Nats fans. That's what trolling is.
Hutch wrote:
sharing it repeatedly on a public forum is really beyond the acceptable.. your jokes about my home speak very poorly of the person you are…. its none of your business where i live
Except, again, I did none of this. You posted your address on here. No one, myself included, has ever re-posted it. I have posted absolutely zero personally identifiable information about you (or any other member) that you (or that hypothetical member) didn't post yourselves. Looking something up online for my own edification is not the same as "sharing it repeatedly on a public forum" as you claim. That's called doxxing and I would be banned if I did.
DeathFromAbove1979
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Re: The Nats Thread
April 15, 2015 at 05:58 PM UTC
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Speaking of Harp he scored in the first inning. Whoop!
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Re: The Nats Thread
April 15, 2015 at 06:05 PM UTC
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and the list of the nats problems right now… harper striking out doesn't even make the top 10.
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Re: The Nats Thread
April 15, 2015 at 06:12 PM UTC
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Carlos wrote:
and the list of the nats problems right now… harper striking out doesn't even make the top 10.
dee-fense
they're at it again today