For All You Caps Fans

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
Originally posted by i'm her slave:

My dream series: Pens vs Caps. Like I said very early: it's showcase hockey: up & down the ice - olympic-esque. If only the Caps would do their part…
i had a friend that was a huge caps fan and he was convinced that the pens purposefully tried to play the caps in the first round of the playoffs, and would win or lose where appropriate to match up against the caps.
I think that may have had some truth in a specific year - but it's probably more of a jab considering how the Pens have tormented the Caps with not only series victories but epic comebacks.
Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
Originally posted by i'm her slave:
Best stategy in the East?: drop to #6.
I've seen Carolina live twice this year. They're out in 5 games, tops, against any other playoff team. If the Caps could get the division, I'd give them a little better chance, but only because Huet or Ovechkin can take over the occasional game.

Canadians/Bruins would be an embarrassment too. Pens/Sens would be a dream 4/5 series.
The whole East needs a miracle to not be an embarrassment. Wings, Stars, and Sharks have more points than the current East leading Devils.
If the Wings stay healthy its theirs to lose. I don't think the Ducks can repeat. But I love watching Teemu.

Someone needs to take the Devils out quickly so boring to watch.

Caps miracle would be making the last spot and playing the Sens.
Originally posted by slappy:
The whole East needs a miracle to not be an embarrassment. Wings, Stars, and Sharks have more points than the current East leading Devils.
That would only be relevant if they had all played the same teams the same # of times.

Just sayin…
the best hockey game i ever saw in person was that pens/caps game in pittsburgh where juri slegr put one in from the top of the circle in overtime. we were 8 rows from the glass, right behind that net
Originally posted by i'm her slave:
reason #1,098 why Crosby is better than Ovechkin.

Sid is like James Bond.


Alex is…

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Looks like the Anaheim Ducks have some fugly players as well:

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You know what sucks about hockey…or American sports in general? It's the same teams in the same division year in year out. Why can't they have divisions where you get promoted and demoted? And I don't buy the 'our country is too big' argument, you could promote and relegate within the eastern and western conferences.

If the two best teams in the country are in the same conference…there's no way the two best teams in the country will have a chance to play in the final playoff series.

Make sense???
because the owners pay hundreds of millions of dollars to start franchises, where as prem teams started as clubs

arent there rumors that the prem will end relegation in the next 5 years. hope not
Originally posted by i'm her slave:
Originally posted by slappy:
The whole East needs a miracle to not be an embarrassment. Wings, Stars, and Sharks have more points than the current East leading Devils.
That would only be relevant if they had all played the same teams the same # of times.

Just sayin…
Oh, it's relevant when you look just a little deeper.

Playoff(ish) West teams record vs. East
Ducks 6-1
Stars 0-1
Wings 2-1-1
Sharks 5-3
Flames 2-0-1
Nucks 3-1-1
Wild 3-2-1
Col 4-1

25-10-5

just sayin…
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Looks like the Anaheim Ducks have some fugly players as well:
We can all look like the Tennis God…

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A couple years ago, when the Caps lost the first round to the Canes, I was able to get a playoff ticket to MCI Center on the day of the game.

That's right: face-value, from the ticket booth, on the day of a playoff game. Sad, really.

Last time I went to Verizon Center, to see the Caps (unfortunately) beat the Rangers, I got no end of abuse as I was walking out. Some brilliant hockey mind shouted at me that the Rangers suck, to which I replied, "See you in the playoffs…OOOPS! Sorry! Guess not!"

It's always nice when predictions come to pass. Go Rangers! Caps are folding like a paper bag. :(
Originally posted by Tom Cashel:

And to whoever said thay'd rather have a high draft pick than a "one and done" playoff run…that's sad too. You need a new team if your Caps have conditioned you to think that way. :(
Slappy's new motto:
Doin' Whatever It Takes To Avoid Having Any Caps Bandwagon Fans (even if it means eternal suckitude.)

ok - so it's a little long for a slogan.

Hey slappy - you seem to know a little about hockey (note emphasis). Got a question for you.

I know Backstrom is in the running for rookie of the year. Every point helps. Does he get credit for the own goal?

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Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
the best hockey game i ever saw in person was that pens/caps game in pittsburgh where juri slegr put one in from the top of the circle in overtime. we were 8 rows from the glass, right behind that net
Definitely NOT my best game attended:

I was @ that Pens v. Flyers game that went to 5 OTs.

Never seen anything like. I still shudder when the zamboni comes out. Only thing you could get @ 2:00 a.m. was twizzlers.

I left the game - went home - showered - & left for a 7:00 am meeting.

My signif other still hasn't been back to a game. It ruined her.

And it killed the Pens in that series…
i thought you were going to say the 4 ot game that the pens won in 96 (against the caps). that nearly ruined a final in college for me
Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
didn't the penguins lose that one?
Keith Primeau (an ex-Wing) won it for the Flyers, if I remember correctly. Pens were up 2-0 in the series, that goal tied it at 2-2, Flyers won in 6.
Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
i thought you were going to say the 4 ot game that the pens won in 96 (against the caps). that nearly ruined a final in college for me
Was that @ home game for the Caps? Can't remember - but do know I watched it in Rockville MD.

Those games are so strange - if your team wins: elation. Lose & it's devastation.

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My best Pens v. Caps game. Featuring our beloved Gonchar contributing to an OT series winner:

Straka OT
winner ices Caps

CBC Sports
Sitting on the Penguins' bench in overtime, Martin Straka decided to take a page from the Babe Ruth playbook.
"Marty made the call on the bench before we went out there," said linemate Alexei Kovalev. "He said, `We're going to get one."'

Moments later Straka stole the puck from Washington defenceman Sergei Gonchar and made no mistake on a breakaway as the Pens eliminated the Capitals from Stanley Cup contention with a 4-3 win at Pittsburgh's Mellon Arena on Monday.

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It was Straka's first goal of the series.

With the win, the Penguins take the series 4-2 and advance to an Eastern Conference semifinal date with the Buffalo Sabres.

Kovalev, Mario Lemieux and Robert Lang also scored for Pittsburgh. Brendan Witt, Jeff Halpern and Calle Johansson replied for the Capitals.

Rookie goalie Johan Hedberg was solid again between the Pittsburgh pipes. The former Manitoba Moose (IHL) netminder turned aside 28 shots for the win.

Olaf Kolzig made 31 stops in a losing cause.

The Pittsburgh Penguins continue to have the Washington Capitals' number come playoff time. It's the sixth time the Pens have disposed of the Caps in seven post-season meetings.

The Capitals' undoing was a lack of scoring punch. Washington managed just two even-strength goals in regulation, both in Game 6. Adam Oates, who tied Jaromir Jagr for the regular season assists lead, didn't record a point in the series.
Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
didn't the penguins lose that one?
Keith Primeau (an ex-Wing) won it for the Flyers, if I remember correctly. Pens were up 2-0 in the series, that goal tied it at 2-2, Flyers won in 6.
yeah. i edited my post because i realized i read his too fast and confused the games :o
Originally posted by Tom Cashel:
A couple years ago, when the Caps lost the first round to the Canes, I was able to get a playoff ticket to MCI Center on the day of the game.

That's right: face-value, from the ticket booth, on the day of a playoff game. Sad, really.

It's always nice when predictions come to pass. Go Rangers! Caps are folding like a paper bag. :(
Ahhh. A Rags fan would have to jump in.
Here's some little rules of the game. If you're gonna slag on another team make sure you have the facts right. (I know the Pen fans still haven't figure it out yet. But they're very slow … I think its the water in the shit hole that is Pittsburgh.)

The Caps have NEVER played the 'Canes in the playoffs. :roll:

'Folding like a paper bag'? Tool, the Caps were 8-17 for the first two months of the season and now have chance (however slight) to make the playoffs.

No, I'm realistic. I know the team right now hasn't a chance in hell to make it past first round. I'd rather continue to grow with a higher pick.

The Caps have learned you don't win Cups by throwing money at the best available free agents. A teams foundation is best built through young talent playing and growing together. Maybe the Rags will learn that someday.

The Caps are the second youngest team and close to the playoffs.

Don't worry I won't shit on all you tools in few years when you want jump on the Caps bandwagon. Just don't be douche bags to other fans. And if you do … know what fuck you're talking about.
Originally posted by slappy:
Originally posted by Tom Cashel:
A couple years ago, when the Caps lost the first round to the Canes, I was able to get a playoff ticket to MCI Center on the day of the game.

That's right: face-value, from the ticket booth, on the day of a playoff game. Sad, really.

It's always nice when predictions come to pass. Go Rangers! Caps are folding like a paper bag. :(
Ahhh. A Rags fan would have to jump in.
Here's some little rules of the game. If you're gonna slag on another team make sure you have the facts right. (I know the Pen fans still haven't figure it out yet. But they're very slow … I think its the water in the shit hole that is Pittsburgh.)

The Caps have NEVER played the 'Canes in the playoffs. :roll:

'Folding like a paper bag'? Tool, the Caps were 8-17 for the first two months of the season and now have chance (however slight) to make the playoffs.

No, I'm realistic. I know the team right now hasn't a chance in hell to make it past first round. I'd rather continue to grow with a lower pick.

The Caps have learned you don't win Cups by throwing money at the best available free agents. A teams foundation is best built through young talent playing and growing together. Maybe the Rags will learn that someday.

The Caps are the second youngest team and close to the playoffs.

Don't worry I won't shit on all you tools in few years when you want jump on the Caps bandwagon. Just don't be douche bags to other fans. And if you do … know what fuck you're talking about.
Seriously - does anyone in your real life even like you?
I'd want sworn testimony from your mother…

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I guess the Caps didn't throw money @ Jagr huh?

And I guess the Rangers didn't win a cup by throwing cash @ Messier huh?
Originally posted by slappy:

The Caps have learned you don't win Cups

They have learned exceedingly well:

From 1892 to the present, over a century of Stanley Cup winners:

2006-07 - Anaheim Ducks

2005-06 - Carolina Hurricanes

2003-04 - Tampa Bay Lightning

2002-03 - New Jersey Devils

2001-02 - Detroit Red Wings

2000-01 - Colorado Avalanche

1999-2000 - New Jersey Devils

1998-99 - Dallas Stars

1997-98 - Detroit Red Wings

1996-97 - Detroit Red Wings

1995-96 - Colorado Avalanche

1994-95 - New Jersey Devils

1993-94 - New York Rangers

1992-93 - Montreal Canadiens

1991-92 - Pittsburgh Penguins

1990-91 - Pittsburgh Penguins

1989-90 - Edmonton Oilers

1988-89 - Calgary Flames

1987-88 - Edmonton Oilers

1986-87 - Edmonton Oilers

1985-86 - Montreal Canadiens

1984-85 - Edmonton Oilers

1983-84 - Edmonton Oilers

1982-83 - New York Islanders

1981-82 - New York Islanders

1980-81 - New York Islanders

1979-80 - New York Islanders

1978-79 - Montreal Canadiens

1977-78 - Montreal Canadiens

1976-77 - Montreal Canadiens

1975-76 - Montreal Canadiens

1974-75 - Philadelphia Flyers

1973-74 - Philadelphia Flyers

1972-73 - Montreal Canadiens

1971-72 - Boston Bruins

1970-71 - Montreal Canadiens

1969-70 - Boston Bruins

1968-69 - Montreal Canadiens

1967-68 - Montreal Canadiens

1966-67 - Toronto Maple Leafs

1965-66 - Montreal Canadiens

1964-65 - Montreal Canadiens

1963-64 - Toronto Maple Leafs

1962-63 - Toronto Maple Leafs

1961-62 - Toronto Maple Leafs

1960-61 - Chicago Blackhawks

1959-60 - Montreal Canadiens

1958-59 - Montreal Canadiens

1957-58 - Montreal Canadiens

1956-57 - Montreal Canadiens

1955-56 - Montreal Canadiens

1954-55 - Detroit Red Wings

1953-54 - Detroit Red Wings

1952-53 - Montreal Canadiens

1951-52 - Detroit Red Wings

1950-51 - Toronto Maple Leafs

1949-50 - Detroit Red Wings

1948-49 - Toronto Maple Leafs

1947-48 - Toronto Maple Leafs

1946-47 - Toronto Maple Leafs

1945-46 - Montreal Canadiens

1944-45 - Toronto Maple Leafs

1943-44 - Montreal Canadiens

1942-43 - Detroit Red Wings

1941-42 - Toronto Maple Leafs

1940-41 - Boston Bruins

1939-40 - New York Rangers

1938-39 - Boston Bruins

1937-38 - Chicago Black Hawks

1936-37 - Detroit Red Wings

1935-36 - Detroit Red Wings

1934-35 - Montreal Maroons

1933-34 - Chicago Black Hawks

1932-33 - New York Rangers

1931-32 - Toronto Maple Leafs

1930-31 - Montreal Canadiens

1929-30 - Montreal Canadiens

1928-29 - Boston Bruins

1927-28 - New York Rangers

1926-27 - Ottawa Senators

1925-26 - Montreal Maroons

1924-25 - Victoria Cougars

1923-24 - Montreal Canadiens

1922-23 - Ottawa Senators

1921-22 - Toronto St.
Originally posted by i'm her slave:
Seriously - does anyone in your real life even like you? I'd even want sworn testimony from your mother…

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I guess the Caps didn't throw money @ Jagr huh?

And I guess the Rangers didn't win a cup by throwing cash @ Messier huh?
Tard, you're on a board for a club in DC on a thread for the Caps.
You don't really think I'm gonna roll over take your shit?
Are you really that slow that you can't comprehend it?
You can't be really be this stupid?

Again, look slooooowly and carefully at my last post. I addressed the Jagr debacle "The Caps have learned you don't win Cups by throwing money at the best available free agents. "

Again, take your toys and play somewhere else. You'll like me much better. I might even stop posting about the shit hole that is Pittsburgh.

You should change your name to 'I'm Slappy's Slave" 'cause thats what you are by coming back for more.