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grotty
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Re: For All You Caps Fans March 09, 2008 at 11:35 PM UTC #
Originally posted by slappy:
Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
wow, must be really rough losing to the gay, mulletted pens featuring the inferior crosby and malkin. especially with their nonexistent, douchebag, bandwagon fans. just rough, eh?
Not really.
Since I never said Crosby and Malkin are inferior or their fans are nonexistent.
They are douchebag, bandwagon fans with way too much self-importance.
But…
- I don't have to live as one.
- I don't live around them in that shit-hole that is Pittsburgh

So in the grand scheme of things, its not rough at all.

Let's Go Caps!
Do you even get the irony of your constant "bandwagon" banter?

There's a reason why the Caps don't have any bandwagon fans…THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN GOOD ENOUGH. EVER.

Crosby left a copy of this for Alex in the locker room:

<img src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YS7HEJ3SL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_AA240_SH20_.jpg" alt=" - " />
slappy
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Re: For All You Caps Fans March 09, 2008 at 11:36 PM UTC #
Originally posted by i'm her slave:
The Caps outplayed the Pens in the second period. Otherwise the Pens carried the play
I made a few editorial corrections above…
Nice embellishment, sure hate to ruin it with the facts. 4 shots on goal in the first period to the Caps 11 shots on goal doesn't sound like the Pens carried the play.
:roll:
RatBastard
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Re: For All You Caps Fans March 09, 2008 at 11:43 PM UTC #
that own goal sucked… its good to know that we beer leaguers arent the only ones who do that…
slappy
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Re: For All You Caps Fans March 09, 2008 at 11:48 PM UTC #
Originally posted by i'm her slave:
Originally posted by slappy:
Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
wow, must be really rough losing to the gay, mulletted pens featuring the inferior crosby and malkin. especially with their nonexistent, douchebag, bandwagon fans. just rough, eh?
Not really.
Since I never said Crosby and Malkin are inferior or their fans are nonexistent.
They are douchebag, bandwagon fans with way too much self-importance.
But…
- I don't have to live as one.
- I don't live around them in that shit-hole that is Pittsburgh

So in the grand scheme of things, its not rough at all.

Let's Go Caps!
Do you even get the irony of your constant "bandwagon" banter?

There's a reason why the Caps don't have any bandwagon fans…THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN GOOD ENOUGH. EVER.
That's not irony.
Irony would be if the Caps DID have bandwagon fans or I wanted them.

Didn't they teach you about the proper use of literary devices in the shit-hole that is Pittsburgh? Nevermind.

I'd rather have a slow build of hardcore, knowledgeable fans.

Let's Go Caps!
grotty
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Re: For All You Caps Fans March 09, 2008 at 11:58 PM UTC #
Originally posted by slappy:
I'd rather have a slow build of hardcore, knowledgeable fans.

A slow build that corresponds to the team's success I presume?

If so, then you picked an excellent adjective:

Main Entry: slow
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: unhurried

Synonyms: apathetic, creeping, dawdling, imperceptible, lackadaisical, laggard, lagging, lazy, leisurely, lethargic, listless, loitering, phlegmatic, plodding, ponderous, slothful, slow-moving, sluggish, snaillike, stagnant, supine, tardy, torpid, tortoiselike

I shall now use it in a sentence for you:

The Caps phlegmatic play today struck a serious blow to their chances of making the NHL playoffs.
slappy
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Re: For All You Caps Fans March 10, 2008 at 12:01 AM UTC #
Originally posted by i'm her slave:
Originally posted by slappy:
[qb]Crosby left a copy of this for Alex in the locker room:
&lt;img src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YS7HEJ3SL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_AA240_SH20_.jpg" alt=" - " /&gt;
That's cool. I heard this was left for Sid. So he doesn't have to be out with one of those really 'high ankle sprains' again.
&lt;img src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514V4N3X9FL._AA240_.jpg" alt=" - " /&gt;
slappy
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Re: For All You Caps Fans March 10, 2008 at 12:05 AM UTC #
Originally posted by i'm her slave:
Originally posted by slappy:
I'd rather have a slow build of hardcore, knowledgeable fans.

A slow build that corresponds to the team's success I presume?

Rome wasn't built in a day. :cool:
lwoxley
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Re: For All You Caps Fans March 10, 2008 at 02:06 PM UTC #
Originally posted by i'm her slave:
Apropos of nothing; but since we are being crafty &amp; creative…

My favorite sporting event sign:

&lt;img src="http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/01/fivehole.jpg" alt=" - " /&gt;
So Pittsburgh is a shithole full of skanky slappers…but we all knew that.
godsshoeshine
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Re: For All You Caps Fans March 10, 2008 at 02:25 PM UTC #
dont you live in florida
grotty
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Re: For All You Caps Fans March 10, 2008 at 02:36 PM UTC #
Originally posted by Brain Walrus:
So Pittsburgh is a shithole full of skanky slappers…but we all knew that.
You'd "hit" it.

For the record…I moved AWAY from Washington back to Pittsburgh for a major quality of life improvement.

Yinz got nothing on the 'Burgh except a few nice monuments & the 9:30… :D
godsshoeshine
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Re: For All You Caps Fans March 10, 2008 at 02:45 PM UTC #
and jobs. and weather
manimtired
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Re: For All You Caps Fans March 10, 2008 at 03:27 PM UTC #
southside of pittsburgh > U street or 18th street or H street..
godsshoeshine
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Re: For All You Caps Fans March 10, 2008 at 03:59 PM UTC #
cant argue with that. that's where i lived before i moved here
manimtired
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Re: For All You Caps Fans March 10, 2008 at 04:04 PM UTC #
thats where i lived for 3 years in college…one place off of 27th street and the other right on 10th street. good times..
godsshoeshine
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Re: For All You Caps Fans March 10, 2008 at 04:20 PM UTC #
i lived on a street so narrow my friends wouldnt come pick me up
grotty
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Re: For All You Caps Fans March 10, 2008 at 04:35 PM UTC #
Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
i lived on a street so narrow my friends wouldnt come pick me up
the Slopes?!?!

throw in the weather too definitely.
godsshoeshine
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Re: For All You Caps Fans March 10, 2008 at 04:41 PM UTC #
yeah, i'd say just at the bottom of the slopes. off of josephine st (which i always saw as the dividing line) between 26th and 27th st
slappy
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Re: For All You Caps Fans March 10, 2008 at 05:48 PM UTC #
Originally posted by manimtired:
southside of pittsburgh &gt; U street or 18th street or H street..
Congrats.
The entire southside of Pittsburgh is greater than 3 streets individually in DC.

Thread title
For All You Caps fans
I know you guys are a little slow, but you can make your own thread to discuss ad nauseum the shit hole that is Pittsburgh and all your fabulous college days.

Now I wonder who will be in goal against the Flames on Wednesday. I'm thinking he might go with Huet again.
godsshoeshine
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Re: For All You Caps Fans March 10, 2008 at 05:56 PM UTC #
carson st is one street ;)
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