hutch
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
March 31, 2016 at 03:13 PM UTC
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free relaxer.. let the man regale us with tales of sexual thrills and pecadillos.. that is what this thread is for..
james ford take your puritanism to some other thread.. maybe the parenting one or something!
Space Freely
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
March 31, 2016 at 03:30 PM UTC
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hutch wrote:
free relaxer.. let the man regale us with tales of sexual thrills and pecadillos.. that is what this thread is for..
james ford take your puritanism to some other thread.. maybe the parenting one or something!
Sorry, I'm not puritanical when it comes to sex.
Relaxer
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
March 31, 2016 at 03:33 PM UTC
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Hell yeah, bring the bone zone to Pound Town, Spacey. Get all up in those guts and flow some rounds, yo.
Relaxer
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
March 31, 2016 at 03:37 PM UTC
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This was an intriguing solicitation. I felt biologically obligated to reply. Probably a small chance of success, because if for no other reason they're probably being inundated in a tidal wave of replies. But I have good photos so I suspect I'll get a reply. Then all I'll have to do is do some research on how to be a "dom".
Double Trouble (two littles looking for a dom)
body : curvy status : single
age: 22
Two gorgeous and intelligent young ladies in search of a Daddy Dom who is experienced in having two littles or a Daddy Dom who is willing to take on that challenge. (Maximum Age 47)
We are two women who have the same taste in what we want out of life. We are very critical of the people that we bring into our lives, and we haven't made this decision lightly or on a whim. We are very dedicated littles and we would love to find our dedicated Dom. If you're looking for an easy lay; we are not the two for you.
Since there is two of us replying to any suitors, we will reply by our names: Stani or Dani. Sometimes we will reply at the same time so you can meet us! If you are interested please send us a message containing a little about yourself and put your favorite candy in the tittle (If you don't like candy then say so in the tittle ^ w ^).
godsshoeshine
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
March 31, 2016 at 04:36 PM UTC
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i'm rooting for anime girl, but that could be TWO anime girls
Space Freely
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
March 31, 2016 at 04:44 PM UTC
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godsshoeshine wrote:
i'm rooting for anime girl, but that could be TWO anime girls
or two fat ("curvy") girls. Not that there's anything wrong with that, unless you're Julian.
sweetcell
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
March 31, 2016 at 05:46 PM UTC
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two ladies looking for a dom do not need to advertise far and wide. this sounds fishy to me. reads like a form letter that these "two" are blasting out.
Relaxer
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
March 31, 2016 at 05:49 PM UTC
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That's a good point Sweets, but I'm just delusionally arrogant enough to think that maybe I can make a bad girl(s) good, at least for 45 minutes or so.
challenged
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
March 31, 2016 at 06:20 PM UTC
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Link, in case anyone else wants to try for these shenanigans.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/w4m/5516132512.html 8)
This one also should work for many of our live music/pot loving boardmates:
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/w4m/5516725090.html
sweetcell
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
March 31, 2016 at 06:53 PM UTC
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challenged wrote:
Link, in case anyone else wants to try for these shenanigans.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/w4m/5516132512.html
8)
sketchy (more so than the average CL "i wanna f*ck" ad). as tantalizing an offer as that is, i wouldn't expect anything of it. and i'd be really apprehensive if i did get a response.
challenged wrote:
This one also should work for many of our live music/pot loving boardmates:
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/w4m/5516725090.html
post has been removed… what was it for/offering/asking/etc.?
challenged
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
March 31, 2016 at 06:59 PM UTC
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sweetcell wrote:
challenged wrote:
Link, in case anyone else wants to try for these shenanigans.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/w4m/5516132512.html
8)
sketchy (more so than the average CL "i wanna f*ck" ad). as tantalizing an offer as that is, i wouldn't expect anything of it. and i'd be really apprehensive if i did get a response.
challenged wrote:
This one also should work for many of our live music/pot loving boardmates:
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/w4m/5516725090.html
post has been removed… what was it for/offering/asking/etc.?
Shit, it was W4M seeking someone who loves going to see live music, and must be a pot smoker….
Relaxer
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
March 31, 2016 at 07:01 PM UTC
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Good god! That sounds exactly like my soul mate/spirit animal! Stupid flaggers. I hate them so much!
godsshoeshine
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
March 31, 2016 at 08:52 PM UTC
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Space wrote:
godsshoeshine wrote:
i'm rooting for anime girl, but that could be TWO anime girls
or two fat ("curvy") girls. Not that there's anything wrong with that, unless you're Julian.
acceptable risk for me to take on behalf of Relaxer
sweetcell
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
March 31, 2016 at 09:07 PM UTC
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Relaxer wrote:
Good god! That sounds exactly like my soul mate/spirit animal! Stupid flaggers. I hate them so much!
why would it be flagged for removal? listening to music, and smoking pot, aren't enforceable offenses on CL as far as i remember…
Relaxer
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
March 31, 2016 at 09:11 PM UTC
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sweetcell wrote:
Relaxer wrote:
Good god! That sounds exactly like my soul mate/spirit animal! Stupid flaggers. I hate them so much!
why would it be flagged for removal? listening to music, and smoking pot, aren't enforceable offenses on CL as far as i remember…
What I've heard is that there are some dudes who will reply to an ad and then if they don't get a reply within 30 seconds that says "Come make love to me now" they get all butthurt and flag the ad.
sweetcell
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
March 31, 2016 at 11:18 PM UTC
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if they like to get butthurt over online offers of anonymous sex, i have a few buddies who can help them out… badum-tss!
Relaxer
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
April 01, 2016 at 01:41 AM UTC
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Got a reply from the twins heh heh, I'll post it later
Sidehatch
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
April 01, 2016 at 01:53 AM UTC
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Relaxer
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
April 01, 2016 at 01:46 PM UTC
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So last night's date with L was very nice. Super sweet woman, interesting and interested, and we had a nice time. But as I suspected, there's this whole princess element to her that I'm just can't relate to. Lives with her parents, taking various classes with no real goal, and of course, doesn't drink. So it was a pleasant evening but in my head I knew there wouldn't be another one, and I think she did too because she sent me another blizzard of texts afterward and this morning kind of trying to re-sell herself.
But what was interesting was when I hit the men's room, I checked my phone to see if anything had come in, and I'd received a response from the two Asian women:
"Hello and first thank you for replying to our ad.
We both live in/near the d.c. area so distance will certainly not be a problem. Well the first thing I would like to make clear is that we will both be reading the messages and we encourage you to be completely open and honest about everything.
I (Stani ) am the more out going and the most friendly of the two of us. I tend to get overly excited so I hope that's okay with you, while Dani is more level headed and down to Earth. You could say that we are complete opposites but we truly do complete each other. What we are looking for is someone who will compliment us."
So we'll see about that! I appreciate the sentiments, expressed in this thread and via PM, that this might be a scam but I'm pretty good at protecting my interests so I'm going full-barrel into it. I've never really been interested in the idea of dating two women together, but y'know, why not? So I got really drunk and high last night and wrote what I thought was a masterful reply, so I expect they'll be getting back to me. I'm deliberately not going back and re-read what I wrote though because why bring up old stuff?
