Space Freely
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
February 25, 2016 at 08:52 PM UTC
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Sidehatch wrote:
Space wrote:
she insisted that you're a good writer who is completely full of shit.
honestly I really don't even care…best material on this board by a long strech
Wait, are you saying you'd rather read his stories than read about which shows killsally bought tickets to?
jrpa
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
February 25, 2016 at 08:55 PM UTC
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If he started these with "I know you won't believe this, but every word is true. . . " these would literally be Penthouse Forum submissions.
I believe the general narratives, at least of the first two, but think he's adding some details for dramatic effect. The "I forgot to pick up the condom and my parents found it" thing in story #2 is the most /r/ThatHappened thing in the history of ThatHappened.
Sidehatch
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
February 25, 2016 at 09:11 PM UTC
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Space wrote:
Sidehatch wrote:
Space wrote:
she insisted that you're a good writer who is completely full of shit.
honestly I really don't even care…best material on this board by a long strech
Wait, are you saying you'd rather read his stories than read about which shows killsally bought tickets to?
even more than the past concerts people went to
I already don't read the sports threads, so can't list those
killsaly
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
February 25, 2016 at 09:19 PM UTC
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the new album by the 1975 - I am digging it 8)
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
February 25, 2016 at 09:23 PM UTC
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^AKA if you do not like my posts, you do not have to read them
Sidehatch
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
February 25, 2016 at 09:34 PM UTC
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well…not exactly true if you post it in the wrong thread
Kinda hard not to see a post in a thread you are interested in
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
February 25, 2016 at 09:57 PM UTC
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My point was that I do not see why I am being mentioned in this thread. What I post in other threads has nothing to do with this thread.
I do not just post what tickets I buy. I am an active member of this forum.
I do not need to talk that about my personal life, so pardon me if I do not produce epic threads that you all will salivate over.
Relaxer
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
February 25, 2016 at 09:59 PM UTC
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Gentlemen, gentlemen, this is a thread of love, and anecdotes about its sticky residue.
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
February 26, 2016 at 01:32 AM UTC
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Sidehatch
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
February 26, 2016 at 03:18 AM UTC
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vansmack wrote:
FTFY
Space Freely
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
February 26, 2016 at 03:33 AM UTC
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
February 26, 2016 at 12:17 PM UTC
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Is that Relaxer? Kind of looks like a younger Phil Collins!
Space Freely
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
February 26, 2016 at 12:23 PM UTC
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hutch wrote:
Is that Relaxer? Kind of looks like a younger Phil Collins!
His daughter's arms look like they could use some of his weight training.
Sidehatch
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
February 26, 2016 at 02:53 PM UTC
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I totally thought phil Collins when I saw that
There sure are a lot of drinks on that table….she must need to get good and drunk
Btw Phils real daughter is pretty smokin'
Relaxer
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
February 26, 2016 at 02:59 PM UTC
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Sidehatch wrote:
vansmack wrote:
FTFY
Oh my god did I laugh at this.
grateful
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
February 26, 2016 at 03:02 PM UTC
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hutch wrote:
Is that Relaxer? Kind of looks like a younger Phil Collins!
Whoever that is must be a very thirsty person.
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
February 26, 2016 at 03:24 PM UTC
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Yada wrote:
There is too much gold in this post right here, I'm not sure where to begin. Let me have my banana and muffin.
I was hoping for a crazy response. That must've been some banana and muffin you had yesterday morning!
Sidehatch wrote:
just when I thought this thread couldn't get any better…it did!
I'm happy to see more females posting
not to increase my dating pool…just cuz we've got too many cranky white dudes and it's getting predictable
there was this guy who used to post on here who had huge problems with people who were even the slightest overweight
well it's good to know he's consistent, I guess
I should probably give an update. That guy I saw the Smashing Pumpkins with is still a very active member of the message board. Talk about awkward on my part?! Granted, I'm the queen of awkwardness at times. Just wanted to make a quick post so all you dudes don't think I ran away again. Nothing scares me off. I just get distracted and busy.
So relaxer works at NPR (which is where I dream of working! A friend of mine was a producer on Morning Edition) and had a crazy thing with his neighbor as a teen. Great writing! Considering I'm from Western Maryland, I find his story plausible. A little too Stacy's Mom but it explains the married woman complex he's got going on. Real or not, this should be made into something for Showtime or HBO.
jrpa
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
February 26, 2016 at 03:26 PM UTC
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saintangelsin wrote:
That guy I saw the Smashing Pumpkins with is the narrative center of the message board. Talk about awkward on my part?!
FTFY.
Sidehatch
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
February 26, 2016 at 03:52 PM UTC
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saintangelsin wrote:
Yada wrote:
There is too much gold in this post right here, I'm not sure where to begin. Let me have my banana and muffin.
I was hoping for a crazy response. That must've been some banana and muffin you had yesterday morning!
I know, you should have heard what the guys at the ER had to say as they were extracting it
