Relaxer
Joined: October 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
August 14, 2017 at 03:23 PM UTC
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what, is your favorite position?
Director of Communications
what, is your favorite sex act?
The woman at that Cambodian bar that poured dish lotion in her toilet area and then blew bubbles at us like a sexy machine gun.
what, is your favorite fetish, that you will admit to openly?
What, is your favorite place to have sex?
In a vagina.
Do, you like to make love, or to fuck?
I prefer to exchange underwear and then shout obscenities at each other from across the room.
What, is your safe word?
The entirety of Kubla Khan by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
herman otto
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
August 14, 2017 at 04:14 PM UTC
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the diaper thing, may well be, the creepiest fetish, next to double fisting, out there.
Sidehatch
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
August 14, 2017 at 05:50 PM UTC
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…I don't get Macrophilia
sweetcell
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
April 17, 2018 at 07:54 PM UTC
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On behalf of 90% of dudes here:
Relaxer wrote:
My girlfriend
WHY ARE YOU SETTLING? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHAT WILL BECOME OF THIS THREAD?!?!?
Relaxer
Joined: October 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5410
Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
April 17, 2018 at 07:57 PM UTC
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Because she's a 34 year old gorgeous nymphomaniac who has fixed more than a dozen things in my house and often says, hey babe if you need your 'executive time' to go chew and type on the internet, I'll go play Skyrim for awhile, oh and I brought a picnic basket of weed gummies for you. See ya soon!"
Relaxer
Joined: October 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5410
Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
April 17, 2018 at 07:57 PM UTC
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I even gave up my two fuck buddies, although one of them I had to give up because she tried to kill herself and then was in a coma and I haven't heard from her in 4 months.
jrpa
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
April 17, 2018 at 07:59 PM UTC
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Relaxer wrote:
I even gave up my two fuck buddies, although one of them I had to give up because she tried to kill herself and then was in a coma and I haven't heard from her in 4 months.
STOP. BURYING. THE. LEDE.