thought of relaxer when I saw this
My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
As much as I fucking hate the Nuge, I gotta admit dude is an inspiration when it comes to ladyfolk.
I gotta dress up like a lady . . . and just see how well, you really do fuck.
Ho ho ho! I'm not falling for that whole "I'm on my period, you need to use the backdoor" trick again!
When walkie and Relaxer get gay married, we'll look back on this comment as the start of it all . . .
laugh out, loud
Relaxer, have I found your Reddit account?
Oh LOL, that is really funny, but no, it's not my account or story, and in fact I haven't been shit on since Clinton's first term.
I realize I haven't updated the thread in awhile, mostly because there haven't been a lot of over the top stories. Since breaking up with F in August (the woman with whom I had a substantive relationship over the summer), I've been serial dating again.
Just about to conclude a relationship with a woman that I met a couple weeks ago. The first week, we went out a couple times and things were great! The second week, we went out twice and it was a little more stilted. We had plans for Sat night but in talking Sat afternoon, we were just bickering and not coming to any agreement on what to do, so we decided to punt on a nighttime activity and instead spend the day Sunday hiking. Turns out she expected me to say "So can I come over and spend the night and then we'll leave in the morning" but instead I made other plans. So yesterday's get-together was a disaster – we barely spoke to each other and she then said she had to be home early for a work call, and then as I was driving her home, she said "Oh why don't you just drop me off at the gym?" so I did and that was that. It's not my practice to 'ghost' on someone, so at some point I'm going to reach out to say that I don't think we make for a good couple. It was nice to get to know her though and I really did enjoy our first couple dates. I think, however, that our personalities don't sync well.
As for the married women thing, I'll stop sleeping with them if they'll stop sleeping with me. Deal!
I realize I haven't updated the thread in awhile, mostly because there haven't been a lot of over the top stories. Since breaking up with F in August (the woman with whom I had a substantive relationship over the summer), I've been serial dating again.
Just about to conclude a relationship with a woman that I met a couple weeks ago. The first week, we went out a couple times and things were great! The second week, we went out twice and it was a little more stilted. We had plans for Sat night but in talking Sat afternoon, we were just bickering and not coming to any agreement on what to do, so we decided to punt on a nighttime activity and instead spend the day Sunday hiking. Turns out she expected me to say "So can I come over and spend the night and then we'll leave in the morning" but instead I made other plans. So yesterday's get-together was a disaster – we barely spoke to each other and she then said she had to be home early for a work call, and then as I was driving her home, she said "Oh why don't you just drop me off at the gym?" so I did and that was that. It's not my practice to 'ghost' on someone, so at some point I'm going to reach out to say that I don't think we make for a good couple. It was nice to get to know her though and I really did enjoy our first couple dates. I think, however, that our personalities don't sync well.
As for the married women thing, I'll stop sleeping with them if they'll stop sleeping with me. Deal!
Relaxer…you are so going to this to give us a scene report
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TINDER LIVE! with LANE MOORE
If you?re a single (or not) millennial, chances are you?ve downloaded (then deleted and re-downloaded) Tinder. A universal staple in today?s dating landscape, most everyone has a story involving the app, be it wild, harrowing, adverse, mediocre, or positive. Here to help navigate the relatively new realm is comedian Lane Moore (The Onion, Girls, Cosmopolitan), whose Tinder Live! extravaganza is filled with ?tips, tricks, and real-time swiping and messaging.? We super like the fact that Moore?s bringing the gut-busting, interactive comedy show to Lincoln Theatre on February 14 (how apropos!), and know you will, too. Make it a V-Day date by buying tickets this Friday at 10am.
TINDER LIVE! with LANE MOORE
@ Lincoln Theatre ? Washington, D.C.
February 14
6:30pm Doors
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TINDER LIVE! with LANE MOORE
If you?re a single (or not) millennial, chances are you?ve downloaded (then deleted and re-downloaded) Tinder. A universal staple in today?s dating landscape, most everyone has a story involving the app, be it wild, harrowing, adverse, mediocre, or positive. Here to help navigate the relatively new realm is comedian Lane Moore (The Onion, Girls, Cosmopolitan), whose Tinder Live! extravaganza is filled with ?tips, tricks, and real-time swiping and messaging.? We super like the fact that Moore?s bringing the gut-busting, interactive comedy show to Lincoln Theatre on February 14 (how apropos!), and know you will, too. Make it a V-Day date by buying tickets this Friday at 10am.
TINDER LIVE! with LANE MOORE
@ Lincoln Theatre ? Washington, D.C.
February 14
6:30pm Doors
sidehatch wrote:
If you?re a single (or not) millennial,
The 45-year-old Millennial
(or 46?)
I'll wear a wig.
I tried a few times and the best I got was a kiss at the front door because she felt ill from eating hot dogs and then riding a ferris wheel ???
I got her almost to the bedroom, but she thought my hands were too, handsy.
Relaxer wrote:Story of my life, bro.
felt ill from eating [vegan] hot dogs and then riding a ferris wheel
Goddammit I keep playing this stupid thing. Lost track of time and I missed my lunchtime gym appointment. I really need that sexy .gif
when you go to the gym, how long are you there? I do 2 hours minimum, and no, the majority of that is not spent staring at fucking hot men trying to hardest to come off as the most ripped guy there with their barely anything on gym outfits.
During the work week, I do a 30 minute crossfit-style class and then 45 minutes of weights or running stairs at the company gym. On weekends, I do a long bike ride, ~40-50 miles, with the last 30 miles of it racing dudes down at Hains Point.
Relaxer wrote:
Goddammit I keep playing this stupid thing. Lost track of time and I missed my lunchtime gym appointment. I really need that sexy .gif
she's a kinky little minx once you get her loosened up a bit.