My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45

Relaxer

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My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45 February 24, 2016 at 03:42 PM UTC #

Nothing like waking up ridiculously hungover to a text that reads "Good morning you goddamn fucker."

Share this ride with me.

Sidehatch

Joined: October 04, 2011 at 04:33 AM UTC

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45 February 24, 2016 at 03:47 PM UTC #

don't suppose we can get an Instagram account a-la GWARbq

jrpa

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45 February 24, 2016 at 03:48 PM UTC #

Relaxer wrote:
Share this ride with me.

Julian/Relaxer whisky weekend in NYC? Dead Rabbit, here we come!

Yada

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45 February 24, 2016 at 03:48 PM UTC #

moar deetz needed please. :o

killsaly

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45 February 24, 2016 at 03:49 PM UTC #

Did you buy a sports car yet? 8)

hutch

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45 February 24, 2016 at 03:50 PM UTC #

oooh i like this!

Relaxer

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45 February 24, 2016 at 03:52 PM UTC #

All will be revealed for you to laugh at my ridiculous attempts to make connections. This thread will be a work in progress.

First rule I learned: Grindr has a different target audience than Tinder.

I will not be buying a sports car. I have a killer Honda Odyssey minivan that I'm pretty sure will make the ladies hot and bothered. When I roll up with – count'em – three rows of seating, I'll be looking like Mr. Man right there.

Relaxer

Joined: October 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45 February 24, 2016 at 03:53 PM UTC #

Also, last night, I told two separate women via text that "I spent 4 years knuckle-deep in little boy asshole" because I used that line on Walkonby and I'm pretty sure he was attracted to me as a result.

Yada

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45 February 24, 2016 at 04:02 PM UTC #

Relaxer wrote:
Also, last night, I told two separate women via text that "I spent 4 years knuckle-deep in little boy asshole" because I used that line on Walkonby and I'm pretty sure he was attracted to me as a result.

**slowly walks out of thread**

best of luck relaxer!

Thousand Made-Up Loves

Joined: September 14, 2008 at 05:01 AM UTC

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45 February 24, 2016 at 04:10 PM UTC #

Relaxer wrote:
Nothing like waking up ridiculously hungover to a text that reads "Good morning you goddamn fucker."

Share this ride with me.

How much did you pay out in your divorce?

Space Freely

Joined: December 13, 2014 at 07:28 PM UTC

Posts: 11019

Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45 February 24, 2016 at 04:28 PM UTC #

Relaxer wrote:
Nothing like waking up ridiculously hungover to a text that reads "Good morning you goddamn fucker."

Share this ride with me.

Which one of your sons sent that text?

sweetcell

Joined: July 18, 2006 at 05:01 AM UTC

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45 February 24, 2016 at 05:01 PM UTC #

Relaxer wrote:
Share this ride with me.

i call shotgun!

vansmack

Joined: October 04, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45 February 24, 2016 at 05:21 PM UTC #

Relaxer wrote:
Nothing like waking up ridiculously hungover to a text that reads "Good morning you goddamn fucker."

At least you didn't lose your phone.

hutch

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45 February 24, 2016 at 05:27 PM UTC #

I nominate Smackie to serve as Relaxer's wingman…..

jrpa

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45 February 24, 2016 at 05:36 PM UTC #

hutch wrote:
I nominate Smackie to serve as Relaxer's wingman…..

Actually we have a bit of a faceswap going on with the two. Smackie is now a respectable married man and Relaxer is now a womanizing lush. If Relaxer starts giving us tech suggestions and Smacks starts weight-lifiting and ranting about NPR, it will be complete. As was prophesied!

sweetcell

Joined: July 18, 2006 at 05:01 AM UTC

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45 February 24, 2016 at 05:39 PM UTC #

Julian, wrote:
hutch wrote:
I nominate Smackie to serve as Relaxer's wingman…..
Actually we have a bit of a faceswap going on with the two. Smackie is now a respectable married man and Relaxer is now a womanizing lush. If Relaxer starts giving us tech suggestions and Smacks starts weight-lifiting and ranting about NPR, it will be complete. As was prophesied!

our very own take on Face/Off, oh boy!

vansmack

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45 February 24, 2016 at 05:52 PM UTC #

hutch wrote:
I nominate Smackie to serve as Relaxer's wingman…..

My flight pattern is a little full - I've actually got my ex-wife's best friends soon to be ex-husband living with me right now as he was kicked out over the weekend.

Space Freely

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45 February 24, 2016 at 05:55 PM UTC #

vansmack wrote:
hutch wrote:
I nominate Smackie to serve as Relaxer's wingman…..

My flight pattern is a little full - I've actually got my ex-wife's best friends soon to be ex-husband living with me right now as he was kicked out over the weekend.

Kicked out? Wow, that's harsh.

jrpa

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45 February 24, 2016 at 06:03 PM UTC #

Space wrote:
vansmack wrote:
hutch wrote:
I nominate Smackie to serve as Relaxer's wingman…..

My flight pattern is a little full - I've actually got my ex-wife's best friends soon to be ex-husband living with me right now as he was kicked out over the weekend.

Kicked out? Wow, that's harsh.

It beats a frying pan to the head.

sweetcell

Joined: July 18, 2006 at 05:01 AM UTC

Posts: 22608

Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45 February 24, 2016 at 06:04 PM UTC #

vansmack wrote:
my ex-wife's best friends soon to be ex-husband living with me right now as he was kicked out over the weekend.

oh wow… story please! this is the perfect thread for it too, since he's about to become newly single again. and i'm sure he doesn't read this board, so it'll be fine.