Those Darned Redskins, Pt. Deux

DeathFromAbove1979 wrote:

MDR-7506notBeats wrote:

DeathFromAbove1979 wrote:

ggw wrote:
Washington Redskins: Bad at Football, Worse at Spelling

Study shows that Redskins fans get a failing grade for grammar

I'll go ahead and blame all of the fans from Maryland.

Redskins fans spelling mistakes per 100 words: 16.5
Ravens: 7.3

Sorry. It's all on VA.

Still going to go ahead and blame Maryland.

Maryland?  I always thought it was Murland. :)

Nobody has considered the obvious culprit?

D.C.

Nearly four months after a federal judge ordered the cancellation of the Washington Redskins? federal trademark registrations for disparaging Native Americans, the National Football League team is appealing with a provocative tactic: listing the names of porn, clothing and beer companies that use offensive language, but nonetheless have the support of the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office.

?By way of example only, the following marks are registered today: Take Yo Panties Off clothing; Dangerous Negro shirts . . . Midget-Man condoms and inflatable sex dolls,? the Redskins lawyers wrote in their opening brief filed Friday with the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 4th Circuit, based in Richmond. The lawyers later added a footnote with 31 more trademark registrations, many of them unprintable in The Washington Post. On the list: ?Party With Sluts . . . Redneck Army apparel . . . Booty Call sex aids . . . Dumb Blonde hair products.?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/take-yo-panties-off-defense-redskins-cite-other-protected-products-in-trademark-appeal/2015/11/03/d6501692-81b8-11e5-8ba6-cec48b74b2a7_story.html?hpid=hp_local-news_redskins-945am%3Ahomepage%2Fstory

Snyder pissboy: Sir, perhaps we should fight the trademark case by aligning ourselves with certain adult-oriented companies that are similarly courageous in their fight for brand sanctity?

Snyder: Yeah, we should have allies in this! What about Midget Man condoms? Or Crippled Midget Bitch lovedolls? And someone should give Small-Penis-Big-Life cockrings a call too.

Snyder pissboy: Perhaps we could also try African Man Jumbo Condoms or the Piledrive Fill'er'upper?

Snyder: You're fired.

don't they know, that if they change the name, the curse will be lifted, they will win the super bowl, they will win all the super bowls, and all the players will date models, and all the district will be rich and carefree dancing in the streets.  dynasty baby . . . Alexis Carrington dynasty, if they just change the name.  they can make a huge contest out the name change and give all the money to charity.  win win for everyone.  bike lanes for everyone.  

That is so absurd hahahaha

Just win, baby!!

Shocking Footage Shows Stabbing At Cowboys-Redskins Game [VIDEO]
http://dailycaller.com/2015/12/08/shocking-footage-shows-stabbing-at-cowboys-redskins-game-video/

^ video is NSFW (language)

That's my friends video hahhaa he posted it on Facebook right after the game. Pure insanity.

wow, friend of internet royalty, in the house.

He posted that the video has over a million views on YouTube. Good for him? Lol. Makes fans of the Redskins and Cowboys look great… yeesh.

All right, let's get hyped right now. Ok, maybe hyped is a little extreme. How about excited? Anticipatory? Apprehensive? Terrified? Horny?

Green Bay has looked terrible for the past month. Washington has looked very good. I think Wash has a great chance of beating the Packers. I don't think the NFL playoffs have been this up-in-the-air in years.

Sidebar: This AMA with Fred Smoot is legitimately laugh out loud funny: https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/3zwain/fred_smoot_again_ukn0thing_told_me_i_should_do/

Here are some highlights:

Can we please stop asking about the sex boat? That shit was like 10 years ago and it wasn't even that cool. Stay off of boats kids.

Thoughts on the HGH situation with Peyton Manning? Most guys doing it? Is it useful in a sexboat situation?

i used to rub hgh on my summer sausage and run through the okra patch in Minnesota.

dan snyder quietly the best owner of all time.

best owner of all time? Smoot - what you smoking?

I think they call this shit girl scout cookies.

How did you know 9 wins? HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?!

Btw. Your superbowl picks?

bruh i was in the league for 10 years. I'm half these dudes daddy. I know my babies. i knew kirk was gonna kirk out.

I still like Pats Panthers but my skins are on the come up

relaxer hyping football… now i've seen it all.  HTTR!!!

I'm a HUGE football fan, Sweetcell. I enjoy a wide variety of things such as whiskey, asian pop produced by teenagers, football, biking, hip-hop, the reverse cowgirl, politics, and weed. You might even say that, at best, I'm a renaissance man and at worst a rich tapestry.

I played football when i was a kid, but i wouldn't call myself a fan now. Though I likely won't be watching the game, i'll be cheering for the publically owned team to crush the team with the racially insensitive nickname.

Relaxer wrote:
the reverse cowgirl

It's making a comeback.

I'm excited, but apprehensive. I mean, how excited CAN you get? The playoffs are all or nothing. Skins didn't have a losing season, weren't a .500 team, and made the playoffs. Cheering wise, it's been a decent year. IF we make it into the conference championship then I think all bets are off.

Think we have a good chance against the Packers. Aaron Rodgers is still great and I am terrified of what he can do against our defense, but our D has stepped up big when it needs to, so we'll see. I'll be cheering and going crazy, but I don't see us getting much farther than this week or next. If only we could crack that run game egg…

vansmack wrote:

Relaxer wrote:
the reverse cowgirl

It's making a comeback.

It was out of style for a time?

Carlos wrote:

vansmack wrote:

Relaxer wrote:
the reverse cowgirl

It's making a comeback.

It was out of style for a time?

Yes, there was a while there where they wanted to see your face.  It was awkward.

Guess it depends on the face.