The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News

Repetition is the heart of invention.
Radical-hatch wrote:
seriously…cold fries are probably worse than accepting a friend request from Julian
"Hello, 911? Please send help, I have been the target of of a drive-by shooting."
A man who was stabbed in Harlem nearly two weeks ago is alive after a New York City police officer used packing tape and an empty potato-chips bag to treat the man’s wound before medics arrived.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/07/19/potato-chips-tape-cop-new-york/
it's well known that new potatoes fit perfectly in bullet holes and often EMTs in the inner city carry around a small supply of them in the kit
excontradiction wrote:
<a href=https://www.theonion.com/common-lies-your-doctor-will-see-right-through-1847397071/slides/9>"Your doctor can tell that you're eating potato chips.</a>


fixed the link because just what i need is another NARC in my life… 
<a href="https://youtu.be/XOGVI-eO_V8">raw potato physics trick</a>
excontradiction wrote:
&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.techradar.com/news/spud-diamonds-these-are-the-winners-of-potato-photographer-of-the-year-2021&quot;&gt;Spud diamonds: these are the winners of Potato Photographer of the Year 2021&lt;/a&gt;

this gem was in the Potato Ketchup shot this shot was &quot;made with Potatoshop&quot;.
<a href="https://thecounty.me/2021/08/17/news/houlton-potato-feast-days-return-this-weekend/">Baked Potatoes Replace Lobster at Houlton Potato Feast Days</a>

The Chamber was planning to sell lobsters to go for $25 for one and $42 for two, but advance ticket sales were extremely poor. Torres said they had only pre-sold eight tickets prior to deciding to cancel.

Instead of lobsters, a baked potato bar will be available outside the County Co-Op on Saturday from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. featuring a variety of toppings to be heaped onto a freshly baked potato. v
<a href="https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/lifestyle/2021/08/recipe-chef-says-these-are-the-crispiest-roast-potatoes-on-earth-but-they-take-15-hours.html">The crispiest, 15-hour roast potatoes that took TikTok by storm</a>

Also, look at <a href="https://www.wfxb.com/2021/08/24/tiktoker-swears-by-crispy-potato-recipe-that-takes-15-hours/">these goobers</a> doing a news segment / reaction video.
because deep-fried potato sticks weren't unhealthy enough already:

Wendy&#039;s is upgrading its french fries