The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News

Heilung4eva wrote:
The World Potato Congress just appointed three new directors to its board.  Two of them seem…perfectly suited for the job.

https://www.potatopro.com/news/2020/world-potato-congress-inc-announces-three-new-directors-its-board
The World Potato Congress seems like the perfect thing for Julian’s America to have beef with. Reason TBD.
Seem like it's more of a World Potato Dictatorship

LIBERATE THE POTATO from these Fascist overlords
Who knew this thread would have eyes?
Justin wrote:
Who knew this thread would have eyes?
Its got legs and it knows how to use them.
So there is an Asian band called Potato


2,454,235 people follow this band!!!!



https://youtu.be/zYNsQ6ibdZs
เพลง ทิ้งไว้กลางทาง
คำร้อง/ทำนอง : เหมือนเพชร อำมะระ
เรียบเรียง : POTATO,เกียรติยศ มาลาทอง

มันดีแค่ไหนกัน ที่เราได้ร่วมทาง จนถึงวันนี้ก็เนิ่นนาน
มันเป็นเพราะฉันเอง ยังดีไม่มากพอ  ทำที่เธอขอไม่ได้เลย

เมื่อเธอจะไปก็เข้าใจ เมื่อเธอเจอใครดีกว่ามากมาย คงไม่ต้องรอ

ทำถูกแล้ว ที่เธอเลือกเขาและทิ้งฉันไว้ตรงกลางทาง
เมื่อตัวเธอ พบคนที่ดี ที่เธอวาดไว้ในหัวใจ
ปล่อยมือฉัน ถูกแล้ว ให้ใจของฉันปวดร้าวแค่ไหน
ยอมฝืนใจ ให้เธอเดินจากฉันไป เมื่อรู้ว่าเธอ … มีคนที่พาไปถึงปลายทาง

ความจริงที่ฉันกลัว กลัวการไม่มีเธอ  กลัวถึงวันนี้มาเนิ่นนาน
เพียงคำว่ารักเธอ มันคงไม่เพียงพอ ให้รั้งเธอไว้ไม่ได้เลย
@45thabsurdist
I know protest moms said to take the night off, but we did that last night. The potatoes are returning to downtown portland. The earth is healing.


The website of the Idaho Potato Commission is an uncharted gem on the internet. The site includes:
    [li]Ask Dr Potato, a melange of potato experts ready to answer all your potato questions, with 762 questions already asked and answered[/li]
    [li]A profile of the [email=https://idahopotato.com/big-idaho-potato-hotel]Big Idaho Potato Hotel[/email], a 6-ton promotional potato that has been repurposed into a 2-guest exclusive AirBnB near Boise, ID, for just $250 per night.[/li]
    [li]Tater Talk, a long-running monthly e-mail newsletter, including archives dating back more than 7 years[/li]
    [li]And finally, the results of this year's Idaho Potato Lover's Display Contest, which may be what you'd expected, but may not be what you wanted.[/li]
heretofore-hatch wrote:
Seem like it's more of a World Potato Dictatorship

LIBERATE THE POTATO from these Fascist overlords

So true!
i have a new mission in life: taste one of those lumpy potatoes.  that purple'ish one at the top left and the red'ish one just right of the center-most potato ARE CALLING ME.

also, given their resemblance to a coronavirus cell, they are appropriate for these times.
Coming Wednesday to Switch - <a href="https://gonintendo.com/stories/363514-holy-potatoes-what-the-hell-releases-for-switch-on-june-24th">Holy Potatoes! What the Hell?! </a>

Holy Potatoes! What the Hell?! is a whacky hell-themed cooking management sim where you take on the role of a chef in an Afterlife populated by potatoes! Sort potato sinners into cooking stations to extract sinfully delicious ingredients, cook up incredible potato-based recipes, and appease the gods in your Pantheon by serving them savory spud dishes!
^wow…didn't realize the market for potato-themed games was so high
they whole Hell-themed aspect is even stranger


Edit
Jez it's becoming like a genre
Holy Potatoes! A Weapon Shop?!
Holy Potatoes! A Weapon Shop?! is a wacky simulation game where you manage your very own weapon shop and expand its business across an incredible potato world.

Use your potato smiths to forge weapons and sell them to questing heroes. You will meet more than 70 potato heroes, forge more than 200 weapons, expand your business into 20 wacky areas, manage 30 zany potato smiths, discover 10 legendary pop culture heroes . . . and even adopt a potato dog!



I want to adopt a potato dog!


there is even a game for Space!
A homeowner in France returned home after 3 months to find that their POTATOES HAD TAKEN OVER THE ENTIRE PANTRY!!

https://twitter.com/donna9p/status/1271455781007884288?s=20