The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News

<a href="https://www.npr.org/2021/11/04/1052355604/giant-potato-doug-new-zealand">Doug, the size of a small dog, sets world record for largest potato</a>

In the weeks since their unusual find on Aug. 30, the couple's potato has become something of a celebrity around their small farm near Hamilton. They've named the potato Doug, after the way it was unearthed, and Colin even built a small cart to tow Doug around.

"We put a hat on him. We put him on Facebook, taking him for a walk, giving him some sunshine," Doug [sic] said. "It's all a bit of fun. It's amazing what entertains people."

But Doug hasn't proved an easy charge to look after. As the couple showed the potato off, it began drying out and losing weight. Mold started growing from its wounds.

"He was getting a bit pongy," said Colin, referring to the potato's smell.

So Colin cleaned up Doug as best he could and put the potato in the freezer, where it remains.

But Colin may not be done with Doug yet. An amateur brewer, Colin said he's keen to turn Doug into a nice drop of potato vodka.
the king is back
Bon Appetit cuts straight to the heart of the issue with it's hard-core journalism:

<a href="https://www.bonappetit.com/story/what-is-a-potato">What is a Potato Anyway?</a>

tl;dr - a potato is a tuber
Whoever didn't title this article "Potatoes Underground" missed by a mile.

These 'Illegal' Potato Chip Flavors Give You a Chance to Taste Foods You Can't Get in the U.S.
MSCHF art collective created the trio snacks to mimic ingredients that are banned in America.

https://www.foodandwine.com/news/mschf-illegal-foods-potato-chips
umm, I kinda want the pizza skate they made
would be the official transportation of Pizza Underground
Martin's Potato Rolls
excontradiction wrote:
Martin&#039;s Potato Rolls
the best, my goto for burgers
You probably like some types of fries more than others. The 3D modeling of various fry shapes illuminates why this might be.

https://www.chris-williams.me/fry-universe
^amazing!
Mashed potatoes are my comfort food

https://www.instagram.com/p/CWoJWx9JB0M/
I take significant umbrage at the framing of this article. As the targets of this unwarranted attack, we should rise up in protest. Ready your torches and pitchforks!

"Baked potatoes tend to look like grumpy old men — all those craggy lumps and wilted potato skin. And sure, throwing a little cheese and sour cream on top can help (and it's certainly delicious). But is it enough to make your potato "cute?""

https://www.mashed.com/675812/rachael-ray-is-turning-heads-with-these-cute-roast-potatoes/
You should!! I feel for you…
Oh fine. Just throw sour cream and cheese on me. Its worth a shot!
don't knock it until you try it