Gastronomical Banter

imbecile wrote:
walkonby wrote:
yes, but what is one.  is it a dick or is it a bag.  or a bag of dicks.  or the ball sack bag of the dick.  now ive gone and all ruined this thread.


I was pretty sure it was a condom.  But after reading that, i'm not so sure..


http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1aa65c2cda/louis-ck-suck-a-bag-of-dicks-from-standupfan
classic.
I'm telling you the food my wife and I cook is better (and healthier) than most restaurant food. Are you saying the food you cook is not as good as restaurant food?

I will also tell you that Sweetcell homebrews a better IPA than at least 95% of all commercially brewed IPA's.

hutch wrote:
James wrote:
I do enjoy eating at home more than dining out. Why is that so difficult for you to grasp?

hutch wrote:
James wrote:
Aren't you the guy who drinks CHEAP shit beer by the case?

hutch wrote:
stevewizzle wrote:
James wrote:
Still, I'm not a fan of dealing with slow service, making shitchat with servers who too often get the bill wrong, or having to eat in a room full of strangers. Call me strange I guess.


you've sat at one or two bars in your life time, isn't this the same case with bars/bartenders?

personally, i enjoy just sitting my ass down, getting tons of delicious food and drinks put right in front of me, having a feast, and having to do little/no work.


pffft..don't even take James FOrd seriously.. he is C H E A P and just keeps coming up with ways to rationalize it..



yeah but I don't pretend it tastes better dude! :)

The way I look at it I can only afford to by the nicer beer once in a while…but I don't sit around saying I'm drinking cheap beer because its as good which is what you're doing with restaurants…



if you had left it at that it would have been fine..but you had to tell us the food you eat at home is as good as the food at the restaurant…

and face it dude, part of the reason you "enjoy" eating at home is because you sit around thinking how much money you saved and how much smarter you are than everyone else…


James wrote:
I'm telling you the food my wife and I cook is better (and healthier) than most restaurant food. Are you saying the food you cook is not as good as restaurant food?

I will also tell you that Sweetcell homebrews a better IPA than at least 95% of all commercially brewed IPA's.

hutch wrote:
James wrote:
I do enjoy eating at home more than dining out. Why is that so difficult for you to grasp?

hutch wrote:
James wrote:
Aren't you the guy who drinks CHEAP shit beer by the case?

hutch wrote:
stevewizzle wrote:
James wrote:
Still, I'm not a fan of dealing with slow service, making shitchat with servers who too often get the bill wrong, or having to eat in a room full of strangers. Call me strange I guess.


you've sat at one or two bars in your life time, isn't this the same case with bars/bartenders?

personally, i enjoy just sitting my ass down, getting tons of delicious food and drinks put right in front of me, having a feast, and having to do little/no work.


pffft..don't even take James FOrd seriously.. he is C H E A P and just keeps coming up with ways to rationalize it..



yeah but I don't pretend it tastes better dude! :)

The way I look at it I can only afford to by the nicer beer once in a while…but I don't sit around saying I'm drinking cheap beer because its as good which is what you're doing with restaurants…



if you had left it at that it would have been fine..but you had to tell us the food you eat at home is as good as the food at the restaurant…

and face it dude, part of the reason you "enjoy" eating at home is because you sit around thinking how much money you saved and how much smarter you are than everyone else…





cook, me? you must be out of your gourd…

;D

I have a 3 year old and a 1 year old with special needs….. feeding them to the best of our abilities is what we do… I make a mean all natural organic chicken a la crock pot…..got one crocking right now in fact..
Seth wrote:
Chicken On The Run in Bethesda for charcoal rotisserie latin

wow…what a secret

well it was I guess


I work 1 block from here so I had to try…and it was really good!
I agree this is much better than Don Pollo (they just have a better location)

Also getting lunch for less that $8 in Bethesda with 2 sides is next to impossible…so added bonus
Sidehatch wrote:
Seth wrote:
Chicken On The Run in Bethesda for charcoal rotisserie latin

wow…what a secret

well it was I guess


I work 1 block from here so I had to try…and it was really good!
I agree this is much better than Don Pollo (they just have a better location)

Also getting lunch for less that $8 in Bethesda with 2 sides is next to impossible…so added bonus


It's not Peruvian, but I'm a sucker for Nando's Chicken.
Yada wrote:

It's not Peruvian, but I'm a sucker for Nando's Chicken.

Have wanted to check that one out too…looks good and I'm going hot
Sidehatch wrote:
Yada wrote:

It's not Peruvian, but I'm a sucker for Nando's Chicken.

Have wanted to check that one out too…looks good and I'm going hot


I basically bathe in the medium hot sauce.
I recently made pizza using dough and sauce from Vace. Holy crap. I have always bought their pizza but making it with their ingredients is more fun and half the price (cost less than five bucks). Threw it on a pizza stone and let it cook in the oven for awhile. Outstanding.

In short, I'm never buying Trader Joe's dough again.
what is vace?  i've always done TJs dough, because it's super fucking cheap.
BrettnotBritt wrote:
I recently made pizza using dough and sauce from Vace. Holy crap. I have always bought their pizza but making it with their ingredients is more fun and half the price (cost less than five bucks). Threw it on a pizza stone and let it cook in the oven for awhile. Outstanding.

In short, I'm never buying Trader Joe's dough again.


I used to do that all the time when I lived in DC, amazing doing it that way. I actually love their Italian Cold cut subs too, maybe the best in the city.

I'm a big fan of Marchone's Deli now in Wheaton. That's where I get my dough when we make homemade pies.
stevewizzle wrote:
what is vace?  i've always done TJs dough, because it's super fucking cheap.


Really good Italian store in Cleveland Park and Bethesda. They make some killer (and inexpensive) pizzas and subs, plus they sell fresh dough, cheese, meats etc, although the best Italian sub I've had is definitely at A Litteri. That place is a DC institution.
James wrote:
Do any of y'all find yourself cooking better food than most restaurants, making going to restaurants kind of pointless? I mean my wife makes better Mexican food than almost any Mexican restaurant I've ever been to. And she's a white chick from Chicago.


Maybe you guys should open up a restaurant.  There are restaurants I think I can do better than and there are restaurants that do better than me.  I try to eat stuff that isn't readily available in the local grocery stores when I go out.  Like some weird european fish or something that takes for ever to make like Coq au vin.

Plus ladies like to be taken to fancy restuarants from time to time. It is more than just the food. 
We've discussed that possibility, but I'm lazy and office jobs are easier. Also, we're both financially conservative and our office jobs are much less of a financial risk than any kind of restaurant endeavor. Plus, we actually like our jobs we have now.

So we'll just stick to cooking for ourselves and friends. :)



atomic wrote:
James wrote:
Do any of y'all find yourself cooking better food than most restaurants, making going to restaurants kind of pointless? I mean my wife makes better Mexican food than almost any Mexican restaurant I've ever been to. And she's a white chick from Chicago.


Maybe you guys should open up a restaurant.  There are restaurants I think I can do better than and there are restaurants that do better than me.  I try to eat stuff that isn't readily available in the local grocery stores when I go out.  Like some weird european fish or something that takes for ever to make like Coq au vin.

Plus ladies like to be taken to fancy restuarants from time to time. It is more than just the food. 
Yada wrote:
Sidehatch wrote:
Yada wrote:

It's not Peruvian, but I'm a sucker for Nando's Chicken.

Have wanted to check that one out too…looks good and I'm going hot


I basically bathe in the medium hot sauce.

Man that was good and not priced too bad either
Sidehatch wrote:
Yada wrote:
Sidehatch wrote:
Yada wrote:

It's not Peruvian, but I'm a sucker for Nando's Chicken.

Have wanted to check that one out too…looks good and I'm going hot


I basically bathe in the medium hot sauce.



Man that was good and not priced too bad either


If you went Extra Hot, wait 'til it comes out. Fire in the hole.  ;D
Sidehatch wrote:
Yada wrote:
Sidehatch wrote:
Yada wrote:

It's not Peruvian, but I'm a sucker for Nando's Chicken.

Have wanted to check that one out too…looks good and I'm going hot


I basically bathe in the medium hot sauce.

Man that was good and not priced too bad either


tread with caution there… I had a pretty crazy addiction to that place for close to a year which then transformed into be having a collection of all of their hot sauces and basically eating it on everything in sight.
what . . . were you in prison at one time?  do you play spades too?  i was in prison once, for a day, and it was interesting.  and rehabs and looney bins.  people who are locked up, do two things.  they eat everything with hotsauce, and play spades.
Bonchon is to chicken wings as Walter White is to meth.
There is one down the street from my work and I have yet to visit it!  Is it really that good?