The Armageddon Election 2024 Or Apocalypse 2024

I was ok with the sneakers and even the bible….but a guitar, this has gone too far 

where is my pitchfork!
kosmo wrote:
Gibson should sue

unfortunately it looks like they made it just different enough to avoid trademark infringement.  there are many les paul "inspired" knockoffs out there.  for reasons i'm not aware of, guitar headstocks are the thing that will get you sued.  i'm pretty sure the trump guitar's headstock is different enough from gibson's "open book" headstock that they're safe from the lawyers, but who knows…
I would buy Trump toilet paper.

Would also make a great holiday gift for that special Trump voter in your life!
hutch wrote:
I would buy Trump toilet paper.

result!
Wow I had no idea it was so popular
sweetcell wrote:
well here's a grift endorsement that boardies should be able to get behind: an official trump guitar!!!



available in both electric and acoustic versions, and even a $10,000 autographed option!  rock out with your MAGA out!!!


(these guitars appear to be utterly unimpressive… but i doubt the target audience for these are actual guitar players looking for an alternative to a similarly priced les paul)
RatBastard has bought 7 and desperately needs someone help him manage his budget so his kids can eat.
Dejecty-hatch wrote:
I was ok with the sneakers and even the bible….but a guitar, this has gone too far 

where is my pitchfork!

Well, your pitchfork was bought by Condé Nast and, according to wikipedia, is being rolled into GQ.
evilizac wrote:
Dejecty-hatch wrote:
I was ok with the sneakers and even the bible….but a guitar, this has gone too far 

where is my pitchfork!

Well, your pitchfork was bought by Condé Nast and, according to wikipedia, is being rolled into GQ.

tri corner hat not required
but lol on the response!
kosmo wrote:
Gibson should sue

Breaking: Trump Guitars hit with cease and desist from Gibson over use of Les Paul body shape link

X-posted in schadenfreude thread
The kids are NOT alright

the 2024 election, 46% of voters aged 18 to 29 voted for Donald Trump This marks an increase in support for Trump among young voters compared to the 2020 election, where he received 36%
The first political realignment since 1968. 

Oh what a time to be alive.


Hoping for the first economic boom since Bill Clinton.
Goodness… kash to run the FBI


It’s weird to announce a nominee before firing the current Director. I guess he couldn’t wait to freak you out.


Who cares? Wray sucks anyway
Dejecty-hatch wrote:
Goodness… kash to run the FBI

Worse than I thought
https://bsky.app/profile/julieroginsky.bsky.social/post/3lc7gbg6mus27



I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Kash Patel can serve as "acting" director of the FBI for *at least* 210 days. So if you think Collins or Murkowski or Tillis or McConnell can stop him – they won't. And by the time 210 days are up, this shit will be normalized and the FBI will be decimated.
Ha!

@prolibshow
The derp state


Nytpitchbot, I could not love you more

South Asian Americans are often stereotyped as brainy academic high achievers.  But Trump's new pick for Director of the FBI has worked to change that image.
Dude you have a bad case of TDS.

You need to stop worrying and learn how to love the Trump. Ok maybe I wouldn’t go that far but just ignore the noise. You can’t do anything about it so why worry? The country will go on. He isn’t going to “destroy America.”


I found the appointment of Charles Kushner amusing. We are sending our worst to France!
Sorry but this thread was appropriately named
In not as bad as it seems news

U.S. House breakdown, July 2024

🟥 221 R
🟦 214 D

U.S. House breakdown, January 2025*

🟥 220 R
🟦 215 D


Welp at least an ineffective congress is better than an overthrow of the government