once again the jokes write themselves...

Originally posted by pdx pollard:

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
well, according to her wiki, obama's mom got pregnant before she got married, and the wedding was a direct result of the pregnancy. . .you can "correct" me all you want, but the facts are still the same.

jesus christ, why do i bother, this board is fucking stupid these days, right so she was a mother as soon as conception I get it

I thought I read somewhere that his dad nailed some white trailer trash bitch or something like that…and that statement came from a man of the cloth.

I wonder how many 930 board members are married and how many are having sex?

So after listening to the first boring half of McCains speech last night, i did decide one thing. Things should improve from now no matter WHO is elected.

i watched the speech last night but dont remember it b/c i was nearing black out drunk from watching the shitty ass redskins. skins sucking + jack daniels = wat.

if Palin's daughter got pregnant as a result of rape, would she be pro-life?

Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
if Palin's daughter got pregnant as a result of rape, would she be pro-life?

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep brah.

Originally posted by manimtired:

Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
if Palin's daughter got pregnant as a result of rape, would she be pro-life?

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep brah.

brah?? really? what decade are you living in?

Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
if Palin's daughter got pregnant as a result of rape, would she be pro-life?

she says she would be

oh come on, it's Friday..mr. asswipe…

Originally posted by manimtired:

Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
if Palin's daughter got pregnant as a result of rape, would she be pro-life?

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep brah.

sonick picks up well on sarcasm.

Originally posted by manimtired:
sonick picks up well on sarcasm.

your sarcasm leaves no excuse for using "brah" unless this has turned into some kind of Dave Matthews Band forum…

go on…

during mccain's speech last night, i kept expecting shots of people in the crowd doing beer bongs and chest bumping.

they also managed to provide plenty of blue and green shots of him for the Colbert Nation to chew on as well…

he pledges to veto Pork project, but i'm willing to bet that there will suddenly be a number of so called "Moving America Forward" initiatives coming from Neo-Cons what wont get vetoed by him.

and did anyway notice that Palin has retained that beauty queen wave? talk about acting elitist…

Originally posted by kosmo:
during mccain's speech last night, i kept expecting shots of people in the crowd doing beer bongs and chest bumping.

they also managed to provide plenty of blue and green shots of him for the Colbert Nation to chew on as well…

he pledges to veto Pork project, but i'm willing to bet that there will suddenly be a number of so called "Moving America Forward" initiatives coming from Neo-Cons what wont get vetoed by him.

and did anyway notice that Palin has retained that beauty queen wave? talk about acting elitist…

attacking the wave…strong point.

i dont watch Comedy Central cause it doesnt come in HD so i get everything late…in case you're in the same boat…this made me laugh this morning

linq

Originally posted by very sonick:
i dont watch Comedy Central cause it doesnt come in HD so i get everything late…in case you're in the same boat…this made me laugh this morning

linq

probably the best TDS segment in a long while. just great stuff.

i guess…the jokes wrote themselves there

talk about a resume..

Obama, only 24, struck board members as "awesome" and "extremely impressive," and they quickly hired him, at $13,000 a year, plus $2,000 for a car–a beat-up blue Honda Civic, which Obama drove for the next three years organizing more than twenty congregations to change their neighborhoods.

Despite some meaningful victories, the work of Obama–and hundreds of other organizers–did not transform the South Side or restore lost industries. But it did change the young man who became the junior senator from Illinois in 2004, and it provides clues to his worldview as he bids for the Democratic presidential nomination.

Originally posted by manimtired:

Originally posted by kosmo:
during mccain's speech last night, i kept expecting shots of people in the crowd doing beer bongs and chest bumping.

they also managed to provide plenty of blue and green shots of him for the Colbert Nation to chew on as well…

he pledges to veto Pork project, but i'm willing to bet that there will suddenly be a number of so called "Moving America Forward" initiatives coming from Neo-Cons what wont get vetoed by him.

and did anyway notice that Palin has retained that beauty queen wave? talk about acting elitist…

attacking the wave…strong point.

if a fist bump can be called a terrorist greeting, then i think that waving to us like we are all subjects is the act of elitist who thinks she a queen above us…

i have no idea what youre talking about. terrorist greeting? wat.

Jesus was a community organizer, but never a mayor.