once again the jokes write themselves...

Originally posted by pdx pollard:
Michael Palin for President

Brilliant. Now I know who to vote for, hands down.

Originally posted by Arthwys:

Originally posted by pdx pollard:
Michael Palin for President

Brilliant. Now I know who to vote for, hands down.

Me too - Palin/Biden.

let's pray away the gay. What a brilliant idea.

A little speaking in tongues will have ya craving vag in a jiffy.

Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
let's pray away the gay. What a brilliant idea.

Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
let's pray away the gay. What a brilliant idea.

Unless you're a catholic priests then you praise the gay by all accounts.


I was given a message from God to go gay yesterday. I was in B&N in the antique/collectables aisle trying to value an old Bulova watch I own. The watch book was on the bottom shelf but I wasn't paying full attention because I was trying to get a sneak peak down the shirt of the hot chick sitting on the floor close by and grabbed the book next to it by mistake. I had skimmed through 3 or 4 pages before my brain registered I was looking at blokes going at it. The book was titled "gay sex positions"

This begs the question "what was that book doing in the antique/collectables aisle?" The best senario we could come up with was a married couple were in the store together and the husband is a closet and almost got caught so jammed the book onto the shelf in haste before his missus saw what he was reading.

I find it hard to believe they would have something that explicit (gay or straight) in a Barnes and Noble.

Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:

Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
let's pray away the gay. What a brilliant idea.

Unless you're a catholic priests then you praise the gay by all accounts.


I was given a message from God to go gay yesterday. I was in B&N in the antique/collectables aisle trying to value an old Bulova watch I own. The watch book was on the bottom shelf but I wasn't paying full attention because I was trying to get a sneak peak down the shirt of the hot chick sitting on the floor close by and grabbed the book next to it by mistake. I had skimmed through 3 or 4 pages before my brain registered I was looking at blokes going at it. The book was titled "gay sex positions"

This begs the question "what was that book doing in the antique/collectables aisle?" The best senario we could come up with was a married couple were in the store together and the husband is a closet and almost got caught so jammed the book onto the shelf in haste before his missus saw what he was reading.

In other news, former hook-up of Mary Kate Olson Lance Armstrong has announced that he will begin biking again. Apparently he's good at it or something. No word from Kate Hudson's reps on what she thinks.

When asked for his thoughts, Armstrong friend Matthew McConaughey took his shirt off and had sex.

And if they did, it most likely wouldn't be left out in the open.

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
I find it hard to believe they would have something that explicit (gay or straight) in a Barnes and Noble.

Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:

Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
let's pray away the gay. What a brilliant idea.

Unless you're a catholic priests then you praise the gay by all accounts.


I was given a message from God to go gay yesterday. I was in B&N in the antique/collectables aisle trying to value an old Bulova watch I own. The watch book was on the bottom shelf but I wasn't paying full attention because I was trying to get a sneak peak down the shirt of the hot chick sitting on the floor close by and grabbed the book next to it by mistake. I had skimmed through 3 or 4 pages before my brain registered I was looking at blokes going at it. The book was titled "gay sex positions"

This begs the question "what was that book doing in the antique/collectables aisle?" The best senario we could come up with was a married couple were in the store together and the husband is a closet and almost got caught so jammed the book onto the shelf in haste before his missus saw what he was reading.

books on antiques sounds pretty gay to begin with

Were the pictures of old dudes?

Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
This begs the question "what was that book doing in the antique/collectables aisle?"

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
I find it hard to believe they would have something that explicit (gay or straight) in a Barnes and Noble.

Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:

Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
let's pray away the gay. What a brilliant idea.

Unless you're a catholic priests then you praise the gay by all accounts.


I was given a message from God to go gay yesterday. I was in B&N in the antique/collectables aisle trying to value an old Bulova watch I own. The watch book was on the bottom shelf but I wasn't paying full attention because I was trying to get a sneak peak down the shirt of the hot chick sitting on the floor close by and grabbed the book next to it by mistake. I had skimmed through 3 or 4 pages before my brain registered I was looking at blokes going at it. The book was titled "gay sex positions"

This begs the question "what was that book doing in the antique/collectables aisle?" The best senario we could come up with was a married couple were in the store together and the husband is a closet and almost got caught so jammed the book onto the shelf in haste before his missus saw what he was reading.

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There was no penetration, or even willy shots, so not xxx, just blokes simulating gay sex I suppose you'd call it….either way, it wasn't pleasant.

Originally posted by Relaxer:
In other news, former hook-up of Mary Kate Olson Lance Armstrong has announced that he will begin biking again. Apparently he's good at it or something. No word from Kate Hudson's reps on what she thinks.

When asked for his thoughts, Armstrong friend Matthew McConaughey took his shirt off and had sex…..with himself

Lance Armstrong will not be seen competing in Le Tour, he had to re-register so he could compete in a mountain bike event, in which he came second btw.

Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
Me too - Palin/Biden.

When did we give you the right to vote?

Originally posted by vansmack:

Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
Me too - Palin/Biden.

When did we give you the right to vote?

Since I passed the citizenship test about 15 years ago.

Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
Since I passed the citizenship test about 15 years ago.

That's right. I remember offering to block your citizenship but you took care of that before I met you…

once again, obama shows he's a different type of politician, running a different type of campaign. . .errr. . . maybe not. hey, i understand why he's doing it, but maybe he shouldn't have said he wasn't going to do it or use such groups in the first place. . .

interesting that there are 527 groups making ads for mccain. whole worlds gone mad

Thanks for reminding me to get that check in. I'm even going to do it in honor of you…

Which address shall I have them send the thank you to?

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
once again, obama shows he's a different type of politician, running a different type of campaign. . .errr. . . maybe not. hey, i understand why he's doing it, but maybe he shouldn't have said he wasn't going to do it or use such groups in the first place. . .

i don't get your first point. he's forgoing public financing, so he needs to work a little harder at raising cash since he can't let the national party do it for him. is this somehow different from what he said? i don't remember him saying anything about his campaign financing that would be "different". to me, it seems you're attacking something for being not "different" when he never said it would be different. it is, however, a tad worrying that his financing strategy isn't working out as well as he hoped it would.

as for the 527s, it just means that he's beginning to sink to the GOP's level. he's not as much better as the republicans as he claimed to be… but he's still better :D

It will be OK if after the ad runs he denounces them publicy. That's what Bush taught us anyway…