pretty funny linkedin update

Belly up, fired, and retired
shemptiness wrote:
Rafael Nadal
He was a class act. Unlike Joker and Fed who could be real dipshits when they lost Nadal was always gracious. I feel like he has been semi retired for years though
Lt. Dan
election-hatch wrote:
Lt. Dan
belly up'ed, fired, retired - or cancelled?
Early announcement of something in 2029
ROBERT SMITH has announced THE CURE will RETIRE after the 50th anniversary of their debut album in 2029.
“I’m 70 in 2029, and that’s the 50th anniversary of the first Cure album [Three Imaginary Boys],” Smith said in a new interview with Matt Everitt. “If I make it that far, that’s it. In the intervening time, I’d like to include playing concerts as part of the overall plan of what we’re going to do. I’ve loved it; the last 10 years of playing shows have been the best 10 years of being in the band. It pisses all over the other 30-odd years! It’s been great.”
ROBERT SMITH has announced THE CURE will RETIRE after the 50th anniversary of their debut album in 2029.
“I’m 70 in 2029, and that’s the 50th anniversary of the first Cure album [Three Imaginary Boys],” Smith said in a new interview with Matt Everitt. “If I make it that far, that’s it. In the intervening time, I’d like to include playing concerts as part of the overall plan of what we’re going to do. I’ve loved it; the last 10 years of playing shows have been the best 10 years of being in the band. It pisses all over the other 30-odd years! It’s been great.”
UVa Men's basketball coach Tony Bennett
Cuba’s electrical grid
grateful wrote:
Cuba’s electrical grid
Poor people.
Rudy's Assets
Yoav Gallant.
This can't be good news.
This can't be good news.
TFG's social media company? trading on shares have been halted amid a sudden and steep selloff :D more rubes lives ruined..
kosmo wrote:should have gone in the schadenfreude thread
TFG's social media company? trading on shares have been halted amid a sudden and steep selloff :D more rubes lives ruined..
Worst thing to happen all week!
hutch wrote:
GBV from live shows?
https://theconstantbleeder.com/2024/10/30/guided-by-voices-at-ferris-wheelers-dallas-tx-10-26-2024/
hutch wrote:WHAT!
GBV from live shows?
https://theconstantbleeder.com/2024/10/30/guided-by-voices-at-ferris-wheelers-dallas-tx-10-26-2024/
dude after this week, I can't take any more bad news
to make matters worse…the internet thinks that GBV stands for gender-based violence now!
what the fuck is wrong with this world
Pitchfork Festival
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Kum & Go is going away. Its new owner is rebranding all of its locations
Kum & Go is going away. Its new owner is rebranding all of its locations
Not quite dead but oh, the drama-a-a…
Advance Auto Parts is closing hundreds of stores in an effort to turn its business around
Advance Auto on Thursday posted a loss of $6 million in its third quarter on revenue of $2.15 billion.
If a 0.28% loss makes you go full fetal, you're doing it wrong.
Advance Auto Parts is closing hundreds of stores in an effort to turn its business around
Advance Auto on Thursday posted a loss of $6 million in its third quarter on revenue of $2.15 billion.
If a 0.28% loss makes you go full fetal, you're doing it wrong.

