Twitter thread

on 6/23/16, Rand Paul tweeted:
"Why do we have a Second Amendment? It's not to shoot deer. It's to shoot at the government when it becomes tyrannical!"
"Why do we have a Second Amendment? It's not to shoot deer. It's to shoot at the government when it becomes tyrannical!"
John Kovalic @muskrat_john
Incoming Chief of Staff to strictly enforce new White House aide dress code.

Incoming Chief of Staff to strictly enforce new White House aide dress code.

Epic thread from Neko Case about scumbags who stole money from The Blow while they were on tour
https://twitter.com/NekoCase/status/925788628302700544
https://twitter.com/NekoCase/status/925788628302700544
kosmo wrote:
Epic thread from Neko Case about scumbags who stole money from The Blow while they were on tour
https://twitter.com/NekoCase/status/925788628302700544
"Don't trust anyone in the 21st century named Beau."
I have a right to speak my mind, practice my religion, freely assemble, and carry a firearm.
These rights come from God, not government.
-Joe Walsh
https://twitter.com/WalshFreedom/status/927611461316247552
These rights come from God, not government.
-Joe Walsh
https://twitter.com/WalshFreedom/status/927611461316247552
excontradiction wrote:
I have a right to speak my mind, practice my religion, freely assemble, and carry a firearm.
These rights come from God, not government.
-Joe Walsh
https://twitter.com/WalshFreedom/status/927611461316247552
that's some funny shit…also thought it was the eagle guitarist at first too
Liam Gallagher is trolling Noel over the fact he has a scissor player in his band…
https://twitter.com/liamgallagher/status/927905228917280768
Im looking for somebody to peel some spuds live on stage tnight at this gig in Bethnal Green must have own peeler as you were LG x
https://twitter.com/liamgallagher/status/927905228917280768
Im looking for somebody to peel some spuds live on stage tnight at this gig in Bethnal Green must have own peeler as you were LG x
excontradiction wrote:
These rights come from God, not government.
Thanks a lot, Martin Luther.
Just once I wish Billy Joel would get to the "-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack" part of Movin' Out and just keep going, walking out into the audience and getting up in people's faces, shouting it with terror-widened eyes and mounting desperation
https://twitter.com/jdcrowley/status/935245408518983681
https://twitter.com/jdcrowley/status/935245408518983681
Please clap.
so here is an announcement! I am very excited about a project that will be launching on Jan. 4: The Dim Carnival, a podcast journey through the music of the Insane Clown Posse
https://t.co/mqLHgSR7ui
https://t.co/mqLHgSR7ui
for no particular reason I once again feel compelled to point out a favorite bit of trivia: Gary Oldman is younger than Gary Numan.
https://twitter.com/prairielaura/status/952288020887212034
https://twitter.com/prairielaura/status/952288020887212034
I particularly enjoyed the comments…
https://twitter.com/justin_fenton/status/969619079794446336
Justin Fenton
@justin_fenton
Official NOAA aircraft report amid high winds: "PRETTY MUCH EVERY ONE ON THE PLANE THREW UP"
https://twitter.com/justin_fenton/status/969619079794446336
Justin Fenton
@justin_fenton
Official NOAA aircraft report amid high winds: "PRETTY MUCH EVERY ONE ON THE PLANE THREW UP"
Axl Rose
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@axlrose
Tim Cook is the Donald Trump of the music industry.
8:25 PM - Mar 7, 2018
https://twitter.com/axlrose/status/971602735144435713
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@axlrose
Tim Cook is the Donald Trump of the music industry.
8:25 PM - Mar 7, 2018
https://twitter.com/axlrose/status/971602735144435713
sweetcell wrote:vansmack wrote: Justin wrote:
Stephen Hawking
Dammit.
Huge, huge loss for humanity.
@TheTweetOfGod
It’s only been a few hours and Stephen Hawking already mathematically proved, to My face, that I don’t exist.
9:46 PM - 13 Mar 2018
https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/status/973782276583587844
Holy shit, this.
"HEY!
You. Yes, you.
Go back and read the first word of each of my tweets.
And keep going. And going. And going."
Check out Prof Bison Sexhorn (@Brainmage): https://twitter.com/Brainmage
"HEY!
You. Yes, you.
Go back and read the first word of each of my tweets.
And keep going. And going. And going."
Check out Prof Bison Sexhorn (@Brainmage): https://twitter.com/Brainmage