Twitter thread

on 6/23/16, Rand Paul tweeted:

"Why do we have a Second Amendment? It's not to shoot deer. It's to shoot at the government when it becomes tyrannical!"
John Kovalic‏ @muskrat_john

Incoming Chief of Staff to strictly enforce new White House aide dress code.
kosmo wrote:
Epic thread from Neko Case about scumbags who stole money from The Blow while they were on tour

https://twitter.com/NekoCase/status/925788628302700544


"Don't trust anyone in the 21st century named Beau."
I have a right to speak my mind, practice my religion, freely assemble, and carry a firearm.

These rights come from God, not government.

-Joe Walsh

https://twitter.com/WalshFreedom/status/927611461316247552
excontradiction wrote:
I have a right to speak my mind, practice my religion, freely assemble, and carry a firearm.

These rights come from God, not government.

-Joe Walsh

https://twitter.com/WalshFreedom/status/927611461316247552

that's some funny shit…also thought it was the eagle guitarist at first too
Liam Gallagher is trolling Noel over the fact he has a scissor player in his band…

https://twitter.com/liamgallagher/status/927905228917280768

Im looking for somebody to peel some spuds live on stage tnight at this gig in Bethnal Green must have own peeler as you were LG x
excontradiction wrote:
These rights come from God, not government.


Thanks a lot, Martin Luther.
Just once I wish Billy Joel would get to the "-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack" part of Movin' Out and just keep going, walking out into the audience and getting up in people's faces, shouting it with terror-widened eyes and mounting desperation


https://twitter.com/jdcrowley/status/935245408518983681
Please clap.
so here is an announcement! I am very excited about a project that will be launching on Jan. 4: The Dim Carnival, a podcast journey through the music of the Insane Clown Posse

https://t.co/mqLHgSR7ui
for no particular reason I once again feel compelled to point out a favorite bit of trivia: Gary Oldman is younger than Gary Numan.

https://twitter.com/prairielaura/status/952288020887212034
I particularly enjoyed the comments…

https://twitter.com/justin_fenton/status/969619079794446336

Justin Fenton
@justin_fenton

Official NOAA aircraft report amid high winds: "PRETTY MUCH EVERY ONE ON THE PLANE THREW UP"
sweetcell wrote:
vansmack wrote:
Justin wrote:
Stephen Hawking


Dammit.
 
Huge, huge loss for humanity.




@TheTweetOfGod

It’s only been a few hours and Stephen Hawking already mathematically proved, to My face, that I don’t exist.

9:46 PM - 13 Mar 2018

https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/status/973782276583587844
Holy shit, this.

"HEY!

You. Yes, you.

Go back and read the first word of each of my tweets.

And keep going. And going. And going."

Check out Prof Bison Sexhorn (@Brainmage): https://twitter.com/Brainmage