Yada
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Re: Twitter thread
November 30, 2022 at 01:51 PM UTC
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Starsky wrote:
DeathOrFreedom wrote:
sweetcell wrote:
do need a rolling compendium of celebs who have quit twitter? no, of course we don't - would be a thread as boring at the integers one. however, we can name them here.
jack white
trent reznor
Add moby to the list
The guy who dated Natalie Portman?
My Moby story… I was dating a babe in the summer of 2002 and somehow I ended up going to see Moby.
Anyway, she was invited to "hang back stage" post show, probably not aware that she was with me. We went back stage post show and Moby was hanging out awkardly and provided people with vegan bacon as snacks. We left after about 5 minutes. The end.
jrpa
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Re: Twitter thread
November 30, 2022 at 03:09 PM UTC
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Was it tempeh?
Yada
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Re: Twitter thread
November 30, 2022 at 03:28 PM UTC
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Julian, wrote:
Was it tempeh?
Unknown?
jrpa
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Re: Twitter thread
November 30, 2022 at 03:36 PM UTC
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Yada wrote:
Julian, wrote:
Was it tempeh?
Unknown?
I'm not even sure why you would tell this story if you don't know what the vegan bacon was made out of? What was the point, Yada? What was the point?
sweetcell
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Re: Twitter thread
November 30, 2022 at 05:01 PM UTC
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Yada wrote:
she was invited to "hang back stage" post show, probably not aware that she was with me.
at this point i was intrigued, so many possibilities… one second it's a party back there, next thing you know a bunch of doors slam and yada finds himself in a backstage hallway, alone? did Moby scoop yada's girl? was yada into the cuckold thing, so he then watched?
Yada wrote:
We went back stage post show and Moby was hanging out awkardly and provided people with vegan bacon as snacks. We left after about 5 minutes. The end.
worse plot for a porn EVER.
Sidehatch
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Re: Twitter thread
November 30, 2022 at 10:45 PM UTC
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That was the most unsatisfying story
D
Oh Jim Carrey has announced his departure
sweetcell
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Re: Twitter thread
December 01, 2022 at 06:14 PM UTC
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Sidehatch
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Re: Twitter thread
December 01, 2022 at 06:38 PM UTC
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sweetcell wrote:
lol:
We asked Mastodon, the band, about Mastodon, the social media network, and they’re just as confused as the rest of us
this was really great:
“If you type in ‘Mastodon‘ to your Google machine, the band usually comes up before the ice age animal. That's not that fair to the animal, so we're very sorry for that. Fans of prehistoric animals are the ones that have been really wronged here: 'I don't give a shit about this band! I just want to look at this furry elephant!’
sweetcell
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Re: Twitter thread
December 03, 2022 at 12:34 AM UTC
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so earlier today elon said that the truth behind #HunterBidensLaptop would be revealed in the #TwitterFiles. the task of "breaking" the "story" was farmed out to matt taibbi… let the shitshow commence. i'll be curious to see how much of this is real and true.
https://twitter.com/mtaibbi/status/1598822959866683394he's adding to the thread as i type this. weeeeee.
kosmo
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Re: Twitter thread
December 03, 2022 at 01:52 AM UTC
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https://twitter.com/ajdelgado13/status/1598840541768142848?s=46&t=obGFZfyjss1o_srDbnLvJgNY Post runs story w content from what is seemingly a stolen/hacked hard drive, so shady even Fox turned it down.
Twitter execs: Block for now bc it's prob hacked but let's stay stay abreast of it. We don't want this to be seen as bias.
End of story
I died of boredom writing this
beetsnotbeats
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Re: Twitter thread
December 03, 2022 at 11:21 PM UTC
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kosmo
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Re: Twitter thread
December 07, 2022 at 09:31 PM UTC
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Sidehatch
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Re: Twitter thread
December 09, 2022 at 08:41 PM UTC
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Elton John taps out
Sidehatch
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Re: Twitter thread
December 13, 2022 at 05:47 PM UTC
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Starsky wrote:
Sidefusion wrote:
I will say, Tesla stock is starting to look like a Buy IMO…down 50% for the year
if it hits 150, I'm putting an order in
157 a few minutes ago…
I still stand by this. can someone set a reminder for 3-5 years to circle back on this topic
Sidehatch
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Re: Twitter thread
December 13, 2022 at 06:12 PM UTC
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anthony musa@anthonydmusa
dc’s hottest new gay club is the white house south lawn.
jrpa
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Re: Twitter thread
December 13, 2022 at 06:14 PM UTC
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Sidefusion wrote:
anthony musa@anthonydmusa
dc’s hottest new gay club is the white house south lawn.
This sounds like the start of a Stefan review from SNL.
sweetcell
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Re: Twitter thread
December 13, 2022 at 07:26 PM UTC
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i assumed that's what he was going for?
Sidehatch
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Re: Twitter thread
December 13, 2022 at 07:28 PM UTC
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sweetcell wrote:
i assumed that's what he was going for?
your assumption is correct and Jules was the ass
