Twitter thread

Although Lara trump calling Neil Young a corporate shill was peak twat today

this was kinda funny too
https://x.com/cynicalzoomer/status/1742367620924334185?s=20

Semi-Prime-hatch wrote:
Now the shareholders might revolt and that could be an issue
he doesn't own more than 10%
Now this could be part of his plan to buy up more while it's way down

elon took twitter private.  there is no stock for him to buy. 

i'm a little concerned you don't know what you're talking about…

sweetcell wrote:

Semi-Prime-hatch wrote:
Now the shareholders might revolt and that could be an issue
he doesn't own more than 10%
Now this could be part of his plan to buy up more while it's way down

elon took twitter private.  there is no stock for him to buy. 

i'm a little concerned you don't know what you're talking about…

Well if you are just finding that out, let me introduce myself ;)


Not sure how I totally forgot that, I looked up some article that said he was a 9.? % owner (not sure of the date) and somehow managed to not remember he took it private

Do I  need to show you the AUP you signed that clearly read: any statement made by any variation on the ‘hatch’ is considered pure fiction and not usable in a court of law



found it
Elon Musk becomes Twitter's largest shareholder
One of Twitter's loudest critics and most prominent users is now one of its biggest shareholders. Tesla CEO Elon Musk has bought up about 9.2 percent of Twitter, according to a regulatory filing Monday that detailed his stock purchases.Apr 4, 2022

Semi-Prime-hatch wrote:
Although Lara trump calling Neil Young a corporate shill was peak twat today

this was kinda funny too
https://x.com/cynicalzoomer/status/1742367620924334185?s=20

22,000

I love this account

New York Times Pitchbot@DougJBalloon
Harvard University, a giant hedge fund with a long tradition of employing war criminals and admitting nepo babies, has lost its way.

Semi-Prime-hatch wrote:
I love this account

New York Times Pitchbot@DougJBalloon
Harvard University, a giant hedge fund with a long tradition of employing war criminals and admitting nepo babies, has lost its way.

I, also, adore this account.

Justin wrote:


James Blunt's post-Beautiful career as a Twitter mensch still going strong

Rough-Take ( .) hz  @TalbertsirhC
My range is narrow
(one octave wide)
This is a museum
Please step inside.
It's pitiful,
It's pitiful,
It's pitiful for sure.
I saw this place
And inside is your face.
I'm unsure of what to do,
the only guest here is you…

Maybe this will shake loose hutch

The author of the recently published Curepedia was shown Robert Smith’s copy of Camus’s L'etranger, considered the holy grail of memorabilia

https://x.com/simon_price01/status/1748305886693478428?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA

Hutch is playing hardball

Jorts with the underhanded ACAB jab!

Decidedly NSFW, but seriously hilarious

https://x.com/sandford_police/status/1752826138009694273?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA

If a football player dates Taylor Swift, he must be gay.

"If you are wealthy, and you date a middle aged woman, you are gay."

I mean come on; being in your 30s, is middle aged?!

The part that cracks me up the most about this is, yes, Travis Kelce has a lot of money, but is not in the same financial stratosphere as Taylor Swift. And he is at the very tale end of his major moneymaking point of his life whereas she is not.

A boy can dream

Mike Eagle

Taylor Swift should invite Colin Kapernick to her super bowl suite for the added chaos

https://x.com/mike_eagle/status/1752903625746358647?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA

kosmo wrote:
A boy can dream

Mike Eagle

Taylor Swift should invite Colin Kapernick to her super bowl suite for the added chaos

https://x.com/mike_eagle/status/1752903625746358647?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA

the collective right would have a collective heart attack.

Saw this yesterday:

"Cap One should still be *busy* but Baltimore has been eroding the concert business for over a year by offering bands much reduced fees to play at their renovated arena, by passing DC. Which is saying something."

A few miles west of Dulles

Justin wrote:


A few miles west of Dulles

I do like that Lois Ln is there to take care of the balls