Twitter thread

OMG, I'm sending you the cleaning bill for all the coffee I just spit all over my computer
imagine spending $44b - BILLION - to make a boob joke.

(to be clear, this is a challenge directed to anyone except jules)
NPR quits Twitter

In response smashes pho.. oh wait
kosmo wrote:
NPR quits Twitter

In response smashes pho.. oh wait

I think smashing your butler's phone is the JA way

Butlers only carry flip phones, clearly you haven't been accepted into the JA
Yikes $4 a month to “follow” Elon

Not sure this is a business model that will work, but maybe this will good for content creators?
Fulfilled-Hatch wrote:
Yikes $4 a month to “follow” Elon

Not sure this is a business model that will work, but maybe this will good for content creators?


I mean… I wouldn't pay $4 a month for Onlyfans, let alone a content creator. I guess it depends on the creator's audience…
Gotta give Elon credit — I should’ve been charging you all for years.
Yada wrote:
Fulfilled-Hatch wrote:
Yikes $4 a month to “follow” Elon

Not sure this is a business model that will work, but maybe this will good for content creators?


I mean… I wouldn't pay $4 a month for Onlyfans, let alone a content creator. I guess it depends on the creator's audience…
I thought for sure you were my sole subscriber
Not having verified accounts for live venues, chart topping artists, etc  seems problematic..

but i'm no genius so….

tagline in 5,4,3,2,1
It figures the one Canadian dude that asks all the questions and steals memes is paying for his blue check mark  ::)
Fulfilled-Hatch wrote:
Yikes $4 a month to “follow” Elon

Not sure this is a business model that will work

agreed, elon got it perfectly backwards: he should offer a $4/month service where you'll not see his tweets or anything related to him.
Popcorn makers over the current blue check nonsense over at Twitter.. anyone who had over a million followers got theirs back

Also, lots of quality content with people lecturing muppets and rich people on how to spend their money
Paid for blue tick clown wondering about Steve Albini’s “popularity” on Twitter is peak paid for blue tick mentality