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sweetcell
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Re: Twitter thread February 10, 2022 at 09:06 PM UTC #
Jack Cocchiarella  @JDCocchiarella

“Democrats are trying to implement Sangria Law!”
- Probably Marjorie Taylor Greene.
kosmo
Joined: September 23, 1999 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 16329
Re: Twitter thread February 10, 2022 at 10:20 PM UTC #
Alex James of Blur fame

I was in a pub once and someone put Wonderwall on the jukebox so I put in a fiver and cue-ed Essex Dogs up for 20 plays and left #timstwitterlisteningparty  #blur25.

https://twitter.com/alexjameshq/status/1491892331775209476?s=21

Legendary
jrpa
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Re: Twitter thread February 11, 2022 at 08:26 PM UTC #
^^ Underrated little under-the-counter-and-back-up spin move.

If you don't know where to get a yacht, you can't afford a yacht.
sweetcell
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Re: Twitter thread February 15, 2022 at 04:36 AM UTC #
Erich Bo-Beric @ErichinATL
If Eminem triggered you while he took a knee…and the national anthem wasn’t playing…then it wasn’t about the fricken’ anthem after all.
Sidehatch
Joined: October 04, 2011 at 04:33 AM UTC
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Re: Twitter thread February 15, 2022 at 05:40 PM UTC #
do we need a: welp, they are from Michigan thread??


Tom Wolff@MottyTheLibtard
I no longer tell people I'm from Michigan due to Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.
Sidehatch
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Re: Twitter thread February 15, 2022 at 07:22 PM UTC #
Did not have ICP putting a hit on Dr Huxtable on my apocalypse bingo card

beetsnotbeats
Joined: April 26, 2002 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Twitter thread February 19, 2022 at 12:16 AM UTC #
2 points in 3 minutes (Rube Goldberg-inspired video)
GAY,GUY
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Re: Twitter thread February 22, 2022 at 08:53 PM UTC #
Daft Punk tweeted today.

All minds, are being lost.
Sidehatch
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Re: Twitter thread February 25, 2022 at 12:19 AM UTC #
@NotHoodlum
JUST IN: The Biden administration is working with McDonalds to impose sanctions on Mar-a-Lago.
kosmo
Joined: September 23, 1999 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Twitter thread February 28, 2022 at 02:56 AM UTC #
Dee Snider wins Twitter

https://twitter.com/deesnider/status/1497992398491701248?s=21

People are asking me why I endorsed the use of "We're Not Gonna Take It" for the Ukrainian people and did not for the anti-maskers. Well, one use is for a righteous battle against oppression; the other is a infantile feet stomping against an inconvenience.
kosmo
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Posts: 16329
Re: Twitter thread March 01, 2022 at 02:45 AM UTC #
This made me lol

https://twitter.com/kurafire/status/1498420986844114944?s=21

As a Dutch person I just can’t take Lauren Boebert seriously, because her last name is almost exactly our word for “someone who poops themselves.” (No joke)
sweetcell
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Re: Twitter thread March 02, 2022 at 06:46 AM UTC #
a few additional twitterlolz:

Avenger Resister @AvengerResister
If Ruble is worth less than 1 cent now, does that mean Republicans don’t have any campaign funding?

Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote
Pretty soon, the only platform willing to host RT will be Spotify.

Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich
the US has cut off access to Russia's banks, does that mean Donald Trump's ATM card no longer works
Starsky
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Re: Twitter thread March 02, 2022 at 09:52 AM UTC #
And why are you up?
sweetcell
Joined: July 18, 2006 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Twitter thread March 02, 2022 at 10:58 AM UTC #
not sleeping much these days.  i've always been a night owl, but harder than usual to tear away from the news and get to bed.
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