Sidehatch
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Re: Twitter thread
September 12, 2022 at 08:59 PM UTC
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This was a great one, to only be found out that it was actually already a band
Oy Division
https://oydivision.bandcamp.com/(the game is: Ruin a band by removing one letter from its name. )
kosmo
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Re: Twitter thread
September 13, 2022 at 10:03 AM UTC
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Sidehatch
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Re: Twitter thread
September 13, 2022 at 01:10 PM UTC
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yes he did!
kosmo
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Re: Twitter thread
September 14, 2022 at 06:21 PM UTC
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Hardees won the Internet today
"Now that you know we exist… you should really try our pillowy biscuits."
https://twitter.com/Hardees/status/1570035665340960770?s=20&t=A373OaErz_VctqzjMxqa1Q
kosmo
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Re: Twitter thread
September 14, 2022 at 06:43 PM UTC
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a close second

kosmo
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Re: Twitter thread
September 20, 2022 at 06:36 PM UTC
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kosmo
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Re: Twitter thread
September 20, 2022 at 06:46 PM UTC
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kosmo wrote:
Cello - Check
Double Bass Drums - Check
Man in his Underwear - Check ???
https://twitter.com/LelandSage/status/1572033243385368577?s=20&t=du4pVD8Adsaig8l-uKDg-A
turns out this a nine year old video and Mr Marcaille has since gone on to release stuff on Bandcamp and done actual concert appearances
https://mrmarcaille.bandcamp.com/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpm9zEKGYsg
grateful
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Re: Twitter thread
September 21, 2022 at 03:16 AM UTC
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Sidehatch
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Re: Twitter thread
September 21, 2022 at 10:52 AM UTC
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We really need a MI thread
It’s not every day that the Republican candidate for Governor of a state (MI) offers to send a reporter some porn, but it’s 2022 and here we are.
https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1572337686161022976?s=46&t=X3iSbztu5Xmyjc4uBD_ydA
kosmo
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Re: Twitter thread
September 21, 2022 at 01:11 PM UTC
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Special-hatch wrote:
We really need a MI thread
It’s not every day that the Republican candidate for Governor of a state (MI) offers to send a reporter some porn, but it’s 2022 and here we are.
https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1572337686161022976?s=46&t=X3iSbztu5Xmyjc4uBD_ydA
i like how she blankly stares at the camera when she finishes, hopefully more of her died inside of her… also serious Stepford Wives action behind her
sweetcell
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Re: Twitter thread
September 22, 2022 at 07:55 PM UTC
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George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace
Damn guuuurl, is your ass declassified? 'Cause I was just thinkin' about it.
https://mobile.twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace/status/1573010100167790592
jrpa
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Re: Twitter thread
September 22, 2022 at 08:16 PM UTC
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^^ That's funny because I was shooting the shit with some people the other night and we were trying to come up with the worst (still-plausible) pickup line possible and "Damn, girl, with an ass like that, I'd let you shit on my dreams" was a top contender. I now wonder if someone I know is feeding material to whoever this George Wallace fellow is.
Sidehatch
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Re: Twitter thread
September 22, 2022 at 09:57 PM UTC
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https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1573052294630969345?s=20&t=W0Hx0ViZkFfh2o1DFGm0LAin the middle of the damages trial when it's already established that you are legally liable….
ajones“I legitimately thought (Sandy Hook) might have been staged, and I stand by that and don’t apologize for it.”
smooth move buddy, they totally won't raise the number after hearing that
sweetcell
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Re: Twitter thread
September 22, 2022 at 11:09 PM UTC
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also found on twitter:

grateful
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Re: Twitter thread
September 23, 2022 at 12:46 AM UTC
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Sidehatch
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Re: Twitter thread
September 23, 2022 at 10:36 AM UTC
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Speaking of George Wallace
This one gave me a good chortle
A fun prank is to take someone to Funkytown when they ask to be taken down to Paradise City but they're on their phone and shit and they look up and say "Hey this ain't Paradise City this is Funkytown and whatnot" and you both laugh and laugh and become dear friends and so forth.
sweetcell
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Re: Twitter thread
September 23, 2022 at 04:15 PM UTC
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cool photo, bros (for the tennis types)
jrpa
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Re: Twitter thread
September 23, 2022 at 04:22 PM UTC
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sweetcell wrote:
cool photo, bros (for the tennis types)
How Andy Murray continues to get lumped in with the other three I will never understand.
sweetcell
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Re: Twitter thread
September 23, 2022 at 06:58 PM UTC
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Julian, wrote:
sweetcell wrote:
cool photo, bros (for the tennis types)
How Andy Murray continues to get lumped in with the other three I will never understand.
- 3 grand slam wins, including wimbleton twice
- 8 other grand slam finals appearances
- 41 weeks ranked #1
- 46 ATP singles titles
yes, he's below those other 3… but he's in the same league. maybe they invited pre-2017 andy murray….
Starsky
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Re: Twitter thread
September 23, 2022 at 07:09 PM UTC
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Are you smoking crack?
Three is not in the same league as 20+!!