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Sidehatch
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Re: Twitter thread May 24, 2019 at 03:33 PM UTC #
Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski

Donald Trump- I don’t do cover-ups.

Casey Anthony- I’m an amazing mom.

David Duke- I go to temple.

Jeffrey Dalmer- I’m a vegan.

Jacob Wohl- I’ve had sex.

Scott Baio- I’m famous.

Tomi Lahren- I’m intelligent.

James Woods- I have to turn down acting roles.
beetsnotbeats
Joined: April 26, 2002 at 05:01 AM UTC
Posts: 5756
Re: Twitter thread June 19, 2019 at 03:08 AM UTC #
present wrote:
https://twitter.com/SameSadEcho/status/1140987571377512448?s=19

47 members of Jimmy Buffett fan club fall ill vacationing in the Dominican Republic


The responses show that people know Buffett lyrics too well.

cheeseburger with parasite
grateful
Joined: October 15, 2008 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Twitter thread June 28, 2019 at 03:38 PM UTC #
me, gazing intently at the blinking cursor at the end of a three-word draft that reads, in its entirety, "Lobster the People": "Not yet. Not now. But soon. Soon"

https://twitter.com/mountain_goats/status/1144605515655372800?s=19
grateful
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Re: Twitter thread July 08, 2019 at 01:30 PM UTC #
.@USWNT if you guys want to skip on the White House, feel free to just come here instead. We’ve got (world) cupcakes 🧁🏆

https://twitter.com/930Club/status/1147916570439667714?s=19
jrpa
Joined: September 03, 2013 at 03:15 PM UTC
Posts: 29999
Re: Twitter thread July 08, 2019 at 02:11 PM UTC #
present wrote:
.@USWNT if you guys want to skip on the White House, feel free to just come here instead. We’ve got (world) cupcakes 🧁🏆

https://twitter.com/930Club/status/1147916570439667714?s=19
How about we all skip the USWNT and let them get back to playing in front of hundreds of adoring fans at their club matches?
nkotb
Joined: August 15, 2001 at 05:01 AM UTC
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Re: Twitter thread July 09, 2019 at 02:01 PM UTC #
Happy Anniversary

beetsnotbeats
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Re: Twitter thread July 11, 2019 at 07:26 PM UTC #
Sidehatch
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Re: Twitter thread July 11, 2019 at 08:01 PM UTC #

Please tweet about how it was down and how it’s hard to tweet about how Twitter’s down when it is itself down, and the irony therein.
Sidehatch
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Re: Twitter thread August 09, 2019 at 08:49 PM UTC #
P R I E S T S @PRIESTS_TWEET
Since we’ve reached 10K followers on ig and surely many of these are bots (it is unlikely 10k people have even heard of our band) we are going on record as a pro-bot band. You bots can follow this account too. We love all of our fans equally & won’t question your sentience
vansmack
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Re: Twitter thread August 13, 2019 at 04:09 PM UTC #
Aaron Pressman
@ampressman

Win the Tour de France:
500,000 euro ($557,000)
Win the U.S. Open golf tournament:
$2.25 million
Win the Indianapolis 500:
$2.7 million
Win Wimbledon singles title:
2.25 million pounds ($2.7 million)

Win Fortnite World Cup:
$3 million

https://twitter.com/ampressman/status/1156230838738202624
jrpa
Joined: September 03, 2013 at 03:15 PM UTC
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Re: Twitter thread August 13, 2019 at 04:11 PM UTC #
Breeder's Cup Classic - $3.3 million

Julian's America wins again.
vansmack
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Re: Twitter thread August 13, 2019 at 04:19 PM UTC #
Julian, wrote:
Breeder's Cup Classic - $3.3 million

Julian's America wins again.


The jockey gets 10% of the purse.

So Jockey: $330,000
Owners: $2,970,000

#keepwinning
Sidehatch
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Re: Twitter thread August 13, 2019 at 05:13 PM UTC #
vansmack wrote:
Win Fortnite World Cup:
$3 million

I'm curious…do e-athletes have agents?  they must
jrpa
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Re: Twitter thread August 13, 2019 at 05:23 PM UTC #
How much of that Indy 500 money do you think actually gets to the driver? E-sports and poker stars are heavily staked.

You can’t only point out the cut that is taken in one example if you’re not also willing to look at the same across the board.

And fine: Pegasus World Cup: $4million to winner.
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