Rumor: Smashing Pumpkins at 9:30 Club July 10th

Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Hey, I'm on Pitchfork!

;)
And not only that, but he covers up the older band t-shirt with a newer one.

Is that a double faux pas? Or is it like Time Cop, where the shirt from the past must not occupy the same space as the shirt from the present/future, thus canceling each other out? Or am I too geeky for my own good? So many questions…

Originally posted by miss p…dirty pirate hooker:
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Hey, I'm on Pitchfork!

;)
smackie i'm not a teen. so no worries.
also, i'm smart enough to be on the pill. HEY!
Is it getting hot in here?????
I'm laughing my ass off too! What a collection of dorks. :D


Originally posted by miss p…dirty pirate hooker:
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Hey, I'm on Pitchfork!

;)
Originally posted by miss p…dirty pirate hooker:
also, i'm smart enough to be on the pill. HEY!
This is also good to know.
Originally posted by miss p…dirty pirate hooker:
smackie i'm not a teen. so no worries.
also, i'm smart enough to be on the pill. HEY!

If I had a dollar for everytime I've heard that in my life…

I'd probably also be a much better father.
Originally posted by nkotb:
And not only that, but he covers up the older band t-shirt with a newer one.

Is that a double faux pas? Or is it like Time Cop, where the shirt from the past must not occupy the same space as the shirt from the present/future, thus canceling each other out? Or am I too geeky for my own good? So many questions…
It wouldn't fit in my pocket, so I figured I'd slip it on over me current shirt.

I usually don't wear band shirts to concerts (hell, I don't think other then SP/Zwan I even own one), but I make an exception for the Pumpkins.
which? 'oh, i'm not a teen'
or 'i'm on the pill'

i'm guessing you've heard both in your life… just wondering which tricked you in the end.

Originally posted by vansmack:
Originally posted by miss p…dirty pirate hooker:
smackie i'm not a teen. so no worries.
also, i'm smart enough to be on the pill. HEY!

If I had a dollar for everytime I've heard that in my life…

I'd probably also be a much better father.
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by miss p…dirty pirate hooker:
also, i'm smart enough to be on the pill. HEY!
This is also good to know.
:p
Originally posted by miss p…dirty pirate hooker:
which? 'oh, i'm not a teen'
or 'i'm on the pill'

i'm guessing you've heard both in your life… just wondering which tricked you in the end.

Hmm, good question.

"I'm not a teen" has only gotten me close to real trouble, but not in trouble. (truthfully, it was "don't worry, I'm 18" right up until it was a cop asking and not smackie). But the cop let us go because she said I was her boyfriend and that we'd known each other a long time, neither of which were true (we had just met hours earlier). So I asked why was it ok to lie to the cop about that but not your age? She said because the cop may ask to see her (real) license which would show her age, but that he couldn't prove how long we've known each other. Smart cookie that one, that's why we went back to her dorm and made out. I like 'em smart and young.

As for the "Don't worry, I'm on the pill" - no one yet but we're all sure that someday a 10 year old kid is going to come knocking on my door some day and call me daddy as their mommy speeds off never to be seen again. That's why every Fathers Day my friends call me and wish me happy Fathers Day just to make me feel guilty for being a bad father to the kids I don't even know I have.
you are such a class act.

Originally posted by vansmack:
Originally posted by miss p…dirty pirate hooker:
which? 'oh, i'm not a teen'
or 'i'm on the pill'

i'm guessing you've heard both in your life… just wondering which tricked you in the end.

Hmm, good question.

"I'm not a teen" has only gotten me close to real trouble, but not in trouble. (truthfully, it was "don't worry, I'm 18" right up until it was a cop asking and not smackie). But the cop let us go because she said I was her boyfriend and that we'd known each other a long time, neither of which were true (we had just met hours earlier). So I asked why was it ok to lie to the cop about that but not your age? She said because the cop may ask to see her (real) license which would show her age, but that he couldn't prove how long we've known each other. Smart cookie that one, that's why we went back to her dorm and made out. I like 'em smart and young.

As for the "Don't worry, I'm on the pill" - no one yet but we're all sure that someday a 10 year old kid is going to come knocking on my door some day and call me daddy as their mommy speeds off never to be seen again. That's why every Fathers Day my friends call me and wish me happy Fathers Day just to make me feel guilty for being a bad father to the kids I don't even know I have.
what a show. i woke up at two in the afternoon today. i really should not have got those nachos with xtra jalapenoes at sheetz on the ride home. i drank too much as well. i think my head hurts from bopping til i dropped. i would of stayed for the after show, but as i said, i realized i drank too much. and i only met two boardies - the director, who said i look nothing like a walkonby, and joz, who kept me entertained all evening with her charm, cruelty to the non dancing dc scene, and her beauty. what a combo for such a cultured woman. it was a pleasure to meet and greet you both!

i took one look at the merch and the price of hoodies, then bought celebration's cd, just to not support the machina. i thought they were good; as if bjork sang for sonic youth with a drum circle on acid.

best after show moment. at sheetz, while i was waiting for my nachos, these two kids were wearing the new shirt, so i asked "what'd you think of the show?" they said it was great and that they were upset that they had to leave early. he asked how many songs they played after tarantula? i felt bad for the wee ones and lied and said only two.
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
you are such a class act.

The Lloyd Dobler route just wasn't working for me. There's plenty of time to meet Diane Court. So I steered more towards some combination of Nick Hornby novels - like a cross between Fever Pitch, High Fidelity and About a Boy. But don't blame me, blame pop music.
oh my.
but it's understandable, women tend to steer toward those nick hornbyesque men anyway. also, does this mean you scout for chicks at single parent meetings?


once you actually take lloyd dobler for what he's worth - he's creepy as hell. yeah, stand outside my window, you'll get a brick to the face and call to the cops.

Originally posted by vansmack:
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
you are such a class act.

The Lloyd Dobler route just wasn't working for me. There's plenty of time to meet Diane Court. So I steered more towards some combination of Nick Hornby novels - like a cross between Fever Pitch, High Fidelity and About a Boy. But don't blame me, blame pop music.
great to meet you also and thanks for the beer, too…it's been a rough day at work to say the least.

Originally posted by walkonby:
what a show. i woke up at two in the afternoon today. i really should not have got those nachos with xtra jalapenoes at sheetz on the ride home. i drank too much as well. i think my head hurts from bopping til i dropped. i would of stayed for the after show, but as i said, i realized i drank too much. and i only met two boardies - the director, who said i look nothing like a walkonby, and joz, who kept me entertained all evening with her charm, cruelty to the non dancing dc scene, and her beauty.
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
oh my.
but it's understandable, women tend to steer toward those nick hornbyesque men anyway. also, does this mean you scout for chicks at single parent meetings?


once you actually take lloyd dobler for what he's worth - he's creepy as hell. yeah, stand outside my window, you'll get a brick to the face and call to the cops.
I agree with you on the first part, vehemently disagree on the second part. And no, the single mom thing is something that never tickled my fancy.

While every woman wants the Lloyd Dobler type, it's this same type that scares women away. There are many theories about this and I tend to subscribe to the Klosterman Theory on Lloyd that eventually you realize that it's fake and that's why you want it and can't have it. Others say that women reach a point where they're ready to settle down and that's when they finally look for their Lloyd Dobler. Until then, the Nick Hornby type guys that get the ladies.

On your second point, I hear this more and more from younger girls. I don't think you (or other young girls) would throw a brick if the guy chose the right song. I don't believe romance is dead and I think the serenade still has a place in love today, albeit even if it's through speakers with an iPod and not some chump singing a song. But I think its the song - young people aren't taken to Peter Gabriel's song the way say, somebody born between 1965-1978 would be. So if some guy did that, and he chose a song that touched you, it would work. But here's Cameron Crowe's brilliance - it didn't work, when in 1989 it should have worked. That's what I loved about that scene that is never talked about. Diane Court did not get out of bed when Lloyd Dobler was blaring a song that touched her. I'm still amazed at that. Anyhow, I don't think Lloyd's creepy. I think he was being sincere in the only way Lloyd knew how to be sincere, and really when the guy is that nice it would be hard to throw a brick at him.

This needs to be it's own message board, let alone its own thread.
Originally posted by vansmack:
I don't think you (or other young girls) would throw a brick if the guy chose the right song.
You and me /
Have seen everything to see /
From Bangkok to Calgary

**sniffle**